I plan to throw a feast!
A marvelous, magnanimous feast!
Green beans, pie, and hams galore
Seasoned with spices and sauces and so much more –
Pile those dishes high off the floor!
Come one, come all,
Come short, come tall
To dine in my hall.
Didn’t you hear my call?
The rumbling warmth of my call?
Caviar, cabbage, and potpourri,
Every species of fish you could see in the sea
And every scrumptious morsel is absolutely free!
Come sober, come stoned,
Come paired, come lone,
To dine in my home
I must call off the feast.
My ambitious, delicious feast.
Every person I could possibly ask
Held up a visage, their protective masks,
Hurrying along towards some unforeseen task.
No one came, no one cared,
All this food – I just stared
As I waited to dine with my guests.