161. Empty

Empty tax-free envelope
Coloring page of Jesus Christ
Pamphlet from a cancer walk
Plumb nickel
“Vogue” magazine subscription
Paper piglet mask
£100 cash, in Monopoly Land
Copy of Richard Dawkins
Half-used packet of rubbers
Newspaper clipping of clock
Dirty napkin, soiled with coffee
Another, soiled with rum
Tampon wrapped up in a bow
London Map, soggy on the left corner
Twopence.

Holy Communion might be bare,
Few souls for Eucharist –
But though St. Paul’s lacks daily fare,
Donations give much less.