I never understood why the sex
Swearing has so firmly struck
In the minds of every illiterate sap
And the mouths of each ill-tempered schmuck.
Why this poop?
What of it?
Does not the English language
Provide better words to fit?
Why would a dog call their fella a penis
If he bites at her nerves like a tick?
Wouldn’t that be a compliment
For a man all the ladies would pick?
It urinates me off
To deal with nonsense such as this –
A cluster of fools whose grammatical skills
Ignore their clear remiss.
Morning's Early Dark 