175. Squirrel Boy


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SQUIRRELLY-SQUIRREL!
Look as rodents go a-rocketeering
Up and down that scrawny boy
bushy tails twitching tails
antennae tails – a regular nut-dar
searching for scrumptious signals
chitter-chitter-chittertitter
cute little mouse with its featherduster tail
sweeping it soft to tickle his nose
in adorable…Wait.

That’s bloody disgusting.

To have a nasty rodent
Scamper on your chest
ruffle up your hair
with paws that played
in its own shit
prob’ly carrying rabies
or some disease –
Going ‘cross that boy’s face
Afore he bounds off to pound some girl squirrel –

Let’s be serious:
Something’s squirrelly screwed with anyone who squirrels with squirrels.


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