235. God Complex


Oh, how I’m glad that God’s not a man.

If he was

I’m sure that the full week of Creation

Would be done in a day

Sloppy, unrefined, the bare minimum

he wouldn’t have chosen a specific people

But made sure the whole world

Knew him

Worshiped him

Brought him women and wine to enjoy

And served him hand and foot and backside

As he used Earth as his own sandbox

To experiment and play around in

Like a child who could not be denied.

Oh, how I’m glad that God’s not a woman.

If she was

I’m sure that each day of Creation

Would have turned into a month

Since she would take so long to decide what was best

For sure

And she would choose a specific people –

That being women –

To set them on high as rulers over the globe

Only for those women to insult her

Criticize her for their own inferiority

And, instead of invoking her wrath,

Cause her to alter herself and the world without rest

Like an entertainer existing for approval’s sake.

And both, in the end,

Dissatisfied or humiliated with what they had made,

Constantly seeking the highs of beginning again

Would add and delete world after world

Ad infinitum

Or at least until they decided it was pointless –

They were pointless –

And deleted themselves.

Oh, how I’m glad

That God is God

Because we’ve got enough god complexes down here

To know we’d be damned otherwise.


Don Pigeón


The forest of Hatuga sees death and rebirth on a daily basis. Fires burn down forests so that new trees may grow; floods wash away old sediment to make clear what was once buried; predators eat prey so that the new generation made be heard. Each time this occurs, it is taking what has come before, and improving on it with something new or refreshed. Nothing of consequence is lost, only refocused into a natural working order. Civilization is founded on this fundamental cycle of life and death. It never ends, but is perpetually feeding into itself; expanding outwards, never changing direction.

Only once, in all of Hatuga’s history, did this cycle actually reset.

It began, as most stories do, with a tragedy in the most widespread flock in the forest. Don Pigeón was a bird of no ambition, in the most normal way possible. He took for granted the seed that was given to him, and was comfortable in his day-to-day flocking from bath to perch to town to perch again. There was routine to his life, there was community to his life, there was no reason to change what he did and how he did it whatsoever. He was a family fowl.

One Winter, as his flock was preparing to migrate South to more tepid climates, it was determined that his beloved Grán Pigeón was now too old to make the journey. All the best arrangements were made for her, to remain warm and well-supplied while the rest of the casa was away. This was not an abnormal occurrence, and the protocols had been reliably compiled over the years by expert pigeons who were also deemed too weak to escape the clutches of Winter. So Don Pigeón gave his dear sweet nonna a peck on the cheeks, that bird who had done nothing short of provide emotional encouragement throughout his entire life so that an existence without ambitions was digestible, and bid her farewell.

The next time Don Pigeón saw his nonna, she was laid out before him on a bed of birdseed, but far away in the realm of Death. While the flock was gone, there were complications with supplies – a disease that not only rotted the food they had stocked up, but also the inside of Grán Pigeón’s feeble stomach. He perched before her, furious at fate that had decreed him powerless in the face of natural cycles.

That event was the catalyst for the first ever stroke of ambition to enter Don Pigeón’s brain. His question: Must we remain so powerless? His answer: no. He did not have a solution in mind quite yet, but he wouldn’t stand for this unfair, illogical, depressing reality. The unknown did not hinder his determination, but had, in fact, given him a hint in Grán Pigeón’s passing. No more taking for granted what could be snatched away in a second – No more strutting about in aimless abandon – No more lounging in baths, cooing with neighbors, ruffling feathers without a care in the world.

This was his world. And, for the first time since he was cursed with ambition, he cared.

The hint Death had given Don Pigeón as to his first step was to find a solution that might have prevented Grán Pigeón’s expiration. Disease was nothing new. But it wasn’t so much the disease that was problem as was the fact that nobody knew what she was going through. There was no way to check up on her, to make sure she was doing all right, and no way to send her what she needed. Food, medicine, anything that could keep her alive, there was no way to get it to her. Therein was the first answer to Don Pigeón’s question revealed.

In less than a month, the first Pigeon Parcel Service Center was constructed. It was a rudimentary setup in a cramped nest that Don Pigeón founded with a few of the cousins who were also hit hardest by Grán Pigeón’s passing. For another month, the only thing that was leaving the center was hope – no one had any mail they wanted to deliver clear across Hatuga. The cousins left, one by one, until only Don Pigeón remained. But he remained steadfast, for he knew, if he had the possibility of feeling this hopeless, so at least one other Hatugan out there must feel the same as he.

And there was. Weasel had seen one of his daughters run off with a Stoat, when he had been openly explicitly averse to the arrangement. Now, he resented his actions, and wanted desperately to be part of whatever family his daughter made. Don Pigeón, pledging his devotion to delivering this sentiment, took Weasel’s letter and set off immediately where he was directed. For two full days he traveled nonstop, until he landed on the doorstep of their makeshift burrow. The multitude of reactions that slowly spread across the features of the Weasel’s daughter as she read the letter touched him – it was a reward he had not expected. As was the gift she offered out of the goodness of her heart for his kind deed: a basket of nuts that grew only in that isolated part of the forest, deep underground at that. With his heart and belly full, and a positive reply for the Weasel in his claws, Don Pigeón finally felt like his dream was on its way to fruition.

And it was, for word of mouth spread among the large and the small, amongst all species, that Don Pigeón was the bird to ask for if one wanted to get in touch with any other part of Hatuga. He would fly miles and miles for you, so that you could reach out to loved ones beyond reach. It was amazing how many in that forest had drifted apart – or were just curious about their neighbors, penning no one in particular just so they could learn more about their home.

Gradually, to Don Pigeón’s delight, his family began to return to the roost. Not to congratulate him, or to join him as employees, but to help him take control of the delivery machine he was building. Don Pigeón was taking minimal fees, fees that did not justify the time and lengths for which he was flying all over Kingdom Come. Now, with a rate in place, there were more than sentimental reasons to make the trip; the Pigeón family began accumulating all sorts of rare materials and resources, normally isolated to one region or another, gradually gathered at the Pigeon Parcel Service Center (or PPSC for short).

As he accumulated goods and goodwill, so did Don Pigeón gather the nature of nature. He became the confidant of rumors all around the jungle – not by choice at first, mind you, for some people will spill their guts to just about any random stranger who would listen. And Don Pigeón and his family were very good listeners. With the Don, it began from a place of empathy. Slowly, steadily, empathy changed to interest. And interest in truth, like in finance, compounds in the knowledge bank of Pigeón. The Don knew this as a useful tool right away…But for what? He did not have the answer, for his heart had yet to reach that level of corruption.

What it informed firstly, was Don Pigeón’s sympathy for what made life difficult for certain Hatugans. Whether they were lacking in defenses against the natural elements, or a certain confidence in the natural evolution of their species, or a shortage of natural resources, Don Pigeón employed a number of his brightest minds to brainstorm and blueprint what could be done about the problems plaguing their ecosystem. 

But the other pigeons did not have the giving heart their Don was gifted with. They became cognizant of dormant dreams of their own, things that would never come to fruition if they remained employed in the PPSC. This was Hatuga, however – there was no reason for any Hatugan to be employed! But they could not resist the exotic imports dropped on their doorstep, and the traveling that took them to lands they’d only imagined but now had a reason to experience. The easy solution for them, would be to pressure Don Pigeón for concessions. He was the generous sort, and they knew he could never deny his family.

In order to afford such concessions, Don Pigeón expanded his outfit. Other birds had been pining to get their knock-knees through the doorway, but Don Pigeón had kept them at bay through reputation, for the sake of reputation. Monopolizing the delivery service industry ensured that everything remained under his control, for the sake of the customer, but it was becoming harder and harder to control what he could not see.

So he made concessions. To his family, his own employees, he assured raises all around. To independent delivery outfits, he allowed the opportunity to stake a claim in the industry, with one caveat: their new businesses would operate as extended branches of his own. In this diplomatic way, Don Pigeón satisfied both his allies and his opponents, while also expanding the reach of his services.

But there was one very subtle advantage that only Don Pigeón was immediately conscious of. In order to afford raises to his workers, Don Pigeón knew it was necessary for competing brands to exist. He did not put his name on these new branches, the 1-Day Shipping from Falcons, the Heavy Cargo Shipping from Condors, the Penguin’s Aquatic Shipping. Instead, he encouraged healthy competition, the illusion that all of these outfits were not owned and controlled by him (they were, of course). And, where there is competition, there is competitive pricing; already addicted to widespread interconnection, the residents of Hatuga were all too happy to pay more and more, over the course of months, to retain the new boundaries that Don Pigeón had pushed back for them. And, with the loyalties of these “rival companies,” Don Pigeón ensured that any new aspiring entrepreneurs could be quashed before they even got started.

Progress moved swiftly. Don Pigeón now had his toes all over the North, West, South, and East of Hatuga, while the central branch controlled everything discreetly. Confident he had garnered enough influence and importance in the lives of his fellow Hatugans, the Don began the next step in his goal to diminish the struggles of his fellow countrymen: the implementation of industry.

Crippled in a hunting accident? We can supply you a leg, or a rudimentary vehicle that runs on the wind. Elements too strong for your natural defenses? We can build you a house. Got an allergy, a sickness, a wound? We have chemicals to put an end to that. Any aspect of life that brought fear or insecurity to a Hatugan, Don Pigeón sought to eliminate it – to control it. It was for the benefit of all of Hatuga that he would make life more liveable, and less fearful. To do that, he would need to bring together specialists, those who had only pursued certain fields for hobby or evolutionary inclination, and put them on his ever-expanding payroll. And Hatugans, welcome to any change that made their lives convenient, only saw this carefully regulated industrialization as Nature in action. After all, growth is in the trees, in the waters, in their very genes; so what is so unnatural about growing civilization like this?

But for all his benevolence towards those investing in the bright new Hatuga of his dreams, there was still one citizen he could not bring himself to tolerate: Sloths. The Sloths partook of industry as much as any other Hatugan, no greater and no less, but their slow speed and general laziness dictated that they only consume, and not contribute. Dictated? No, Don Pigeón would not be dictated to by a bunch of ungrateful Sloths. If they wished to be part of his brave new world of technological and sociological innovation, they would need to give up some part of themselves, as all Hatugans had – time, money, or expertise, it did not matter. What would be required to encourage them?

The parcel service had become so overburdened, that some of Don Pigeón’s Octopus scientists had been working on a way to relieve the burden when it came to written mail or messages. They had created a device that would broadcast soundwaves, but it relied on tether points to extend their scope. Don Pigeón did not need a second explanation. Gathering the full might of his construction crews from all directions, radio towers were erected almost overnight, and enough devices were manufactured to be sold the next week. There were two frequencies with thousands of channels: one that allowed private calls for personal messages between Hatugans, and another for broadcasting entertaining discussions on life, philosophy, and current events. So, not only was the burden on his work forces lightened, but he now had a way to bring those pesky Sloths to see the light – whether by encouraging participation in community and culture, defining what it is to be a good Hatugan, or just flat-out insulting Sloths as a species in general. He let the intellectuals have their fun, their experiments, sure – but these were his radio waves, and he would ensure that only what was best for Hatuga was given credence as truth. Such was his responsibility as head of the family.

But the Don could not have foreseen how his messaging took a life of its own beyond the radiowaves. Some Hatugans sympathized with the sloths. They didn’t mind contributing to enjoy conveniences, but the sheer volume of sacrifices they made did not equal what they were receiving in return. Ths was especially true of the primates, whose opposable thumbs were invaluable for low-reward, low-prestige, purely physical technical roles, especially when building machines.

Others became increasingly aware of how, no matter where they turned, the philosophies of whoever owned these radio channels (for Don Pigeón was too humble to attribute all the societal changes to himself alone) were being forced down into their ears relentlessly, and with very aggressive language. Not only that, but a new type of building was on the rise, literally – skyscrapers, stuffed to the brim with either low-import, high-reward communication experts in the case of the business districts, or with families and herds of varying species in the residential districts (many of which did not naturally get along). And the trees! The number of trees that had to be removed to make space, especially as more and more species migrated to territories not their own, convoluting food chains and complicating ecosystems. 

Whoever was making all these changes couldn’t see the trees for the forest, so focused on the big picture that they overlooked all the little threads coming undone across their canvas. But it was painted nonetheless, and the thousand words had come home to nest – specifically those decrying, denouncing, and demonizing Sloths.

Language on the radiowaves had shifted from a subtle reinforcement of “Hatugan values” to calling out Sloths directly by Genus. Some Hatugans, whether they were pro or anti progress, began to lash out at Sloths as an easy and slow-moving target for venting their frustrations. The Sloths continued whatever they had been doing, calling out their oppression, but otherwise so set in their ways that they knew they could not adapt. Hatugans began demanding action, and, for the first time in the forest’s collective history, they elected a democratic council to help guide their newfound nation towards a better state of being.

Not long after the election, a disease broke out among the Sloths. No scientist could truly nail down the source with factual evidence, but it was widely determined to be the result of a fruit that was not native to their territory, suddenly introduced and producing spores that the Sloth immunity was not adapted to. Those that were not killed off by this contagion were administered a drug meant to reduce the inflammation caused – sadly it only saved a fraction. A fraction which, through policy enforcing a quarantine on the Sloths and those who retained close connections or fraternization to their species, crowding them into absolutely horrendous and sickly living conditions, reduced the total population of Sloths in Hatuga to one-hundred percent extinct.

The tragedy was touted as “not wholly undeserved, and a necessary sacrifice for the betterment and optimization of Hatugan society.” Such was the exact phrase with identical wording touted on every audible radio channel. Some Hatugans bought into it; others did not. They no longer trusted the radio, or their makeshift government, or their collective culture rapidly dissolving their individual identities, or even their very neighbor. Heck, the recent disease that erased the Sloths even made them question if all this progress was even a good idea to begin with! The climate, so fired up with electricity and polarity, finally burst into a hundred sparks of individual rebellions, revolutions, acts of dissent. Sparks that erupted with an all-out war.

It was the first, and only, Civil War Hatuga would ever see.

Carnage knew no bounds. From North to South, East to West, sea to sky, and even underground – Hatuga was evenly split between those who were Hell-bent on tearing down these monuments of progress and idols of civilization, and those who would kill to protect them. Both sides were evenly matched, not in numbers, but in power – for a majority of the primates, skilled in building machines, manufactured terrible contraptions that dealt destruction enough for the forces they lacked. The land was rendered infertile, collapsing skyscrapers wiped out whole communities, and months of progress were deleted in a few days. Knowing that it was do-or-die, that neither side could withstand such unrestrained conflict for long, the main forces parlayed for a treaty – they would meet for a great battle on Mount Gula, and the winner would determine the fate of Hatuga.

It was all a farce. No matter which side reigned victorious, there was only one true winner, and determiner of Hatuga’s fate. His name: Don Pigeón.

 Don Pigeón knew that this war was inevitable. The greed of his cousins all those years ago proved to him that only he had the goodness of heart to put Hatuga’s needs before his own. He had already determined a solution for every outcome, each one with the forest’s best interests at heart. And, as he soared above the opposing sides as they marched off to battle, scaling both sides of the ridged crests across Mount Gula’s back, he felt a feeling he had never acknowledged before – but had felt many times in the past. It was a feeling of fullness. Every aspect of Hatugan life, from identity to mobility to communicability to malleability, was actively and currently being controlled by him. He was a force of Nature, one that had brought Nature’s order to heel. That feeling of fullness…It was because he had accomplished this, and only he. He had fought against Death, the same Death that had robbed him of his nonna. While he hadn’t yet defeated Death, he had indeed conquered life. Don Pigeón, Master of Life! He was a god.

Don Pigeón circled overhead as the first wave clashed, a buzzard to the dreams and futures of so many Hatugans. Given the voracity of the bloodshed and the spirit of the fighters, he calculated that the side opposing his regime would be victorious within the next hour. But it was no matter – he had his talons in their ways of living, so modernized and civilized they had become, that the next generation would surely forget the atrocities of their ancestors and turn a blind eye to suspicion. He had monitored their private calls, owning their methods of communication, and so knew how to get inside their heads or blackmail the members of whatever new government might from the bloodshed. He would win their trust, with a delicate touch and deliberate messaging, and create an even better way of life for Hatuga.

Don Pigeón was right about one thing: how easy it is for a single generation to forget the objective circumstances recorded about their history. Since the state of Hatuga controlled the radiowaves, advocating for one culture under Pigeon, many fables had been lost to public knowledge. If they had not been, perhaps the factions raging against one another might have done so more quietly, or chosen a different location altogether. Mount Gula was named specifically for an old legend, one that had been told to scare little Hatugans into not biting off more than they ought to chew – which the current society certainly had. A Hatugan herself, one that had grown so large that, like Don Pigeón with his totalitarian grip on the whole forest, she had become a force of Nature. A force of Nature that Hatuga had rendered dormant so that she did not devour everything, but now called forth to defend its lands and reset the cycle – to undo the damage Don Pigeón had done to all of Hatugakind.

The Hatugans in the midst of battle believed that they were being subjected to an earthquake, or that their instruments of war were so powerful that the very earth was caving in. Only Don Pigeón, high above the doomed combatants, could realize with fear that they had awoken a monster, longer and taller than the range feeding into Mount Gula. It rolled over on its spiked back, crushing both sides with falling rocks or its body shaking off the dregs of slumber as it shook off Hatugans to their deaths hundreds of feet below. In five minutes, the war was over. 

Don Pigeón, last survivor on that battlefield, was staring straight into the molten eyes of Puripu – The Gator of Impressive Girth.

But it was not Puripu who stared back, for her mind had long gone into the depths of dreamscapes. Her body, too, had become one with stone, dirt, trees, with a belly full of magma and teeth of steel. What Don Pigeón now beheld was the physical conjuration of Death, a Death Hatuga had summoned to reset the cycle and cleanse the forest. If devouring Don Pigeón was the solution, it was an easy fix. But that would accomplish nothing – he was the root of an infectious disease, one that had spread and darkened all corners of the map. So, turning its head, the Gator of Impressive Girth set about the task Hatuga had given it free reign to do: kill and eat.

For three whole days of nationwide terror, the Gator steamrolled through Hatuga without stopping. Entire cities were leveled, all skyscrapers toppled, all factories on fire. Radio towers crumpled into ruin and thousands of Hatugans were reduced to nothing by the Gator’s rampage. In the final hours of her nonstop destruction, she thrashed violently, shaking her body apart. The stone that formed her powerful body cracked, sending pieces flying into the last remnants of Don Pigeón’s short-lived world order, until all that was left were the reminders of his folly. Puripu finally collapsed into a landslide of rubble and igneous rock, a natural disaster that put both her and Don Pigeón’s tyranny to rest.

Don Pigeón’s extended family had remained in the PPSC to protect their assets and profits, and so were eliminated with all traces of that once humble and harmless delivery service. As for Don Pigeón, he lived on. Somewhere, beyond the mists of Western Hatuga, the once proud force of Nature had fled to escape the scrutiny of the survivors, the innocent and the guilty who would have to repair the damage he had done. No one could tell you the state of his heart in that moment, whether or not that well-meaning bird still existed within him and he removed himself for the good of Hatuga once again, or if the humiliation and inability to control any longer was too much for him to coexist alongside them all. But he had lost the war to conquer Hatuga herself – exile to the Unknown seemed appropriate.

There were many losses – but Hatuga knows what is best for itself. There was no other way to remove poisoned minds, a polluted culture, a corrupted character, than to reset the way of life and undo the progress and conveniences that Hatugans had accumulated for themselves. It was a period of great mourning, certainly, but the next generation were no longer destined to become Don Pigeón’s puppets, pets, or laborers. They would prioritize the family, doing what was best for their local communities as a whole instead of the whole of Hatuga, seek progress where it was necessary instead of for its own sake, and give up on all pretensions of conquering death and other sorrows that were beyond their power. Hatuga was Hatuga, once again and forevermore. As was natural – all things as they should be.


Everybody Wants to Be a Star


Hannah plucked a petal off the tip of her tongue. She must have been in such a hurry, some stray flower got stuck in her hair and pretended to be a trapeze artist until it lodged itself between her lips. She studied the purple petal, belonging to an overlooked hydrangea, and flicked it into the open toilet with disgust. After patting her flushed face with cold water and squeezing her skull back into the pink cat mascot head, she opened the door and strode cheerfully into the hotel room.

Hannah had to pat Jewel’s face a few times before her eyes fluttered open. She tried to fix the smudge Hannah made with her makeup, but that wasn’t possible with her wrists tied viciously tight to the armrests of the chair the rest of her body was likewise cruelly bound to. Hannah was taking no chances, smiling as she dragged another chair directly in front of her captive. Jewel smiled right back – not that she could see Hannah’s face behind that plushy cat grin.

“Hi,” Hannah ventured, testing the strength of Jewel’s consciousness.

“And who are you supposed to be,” ridiculed Jewel, “my biggest fan?”

“Not supposed to be. I am.”

“Then you should know you’re totally screwed by kidnapping me.”

“What? Think you’d be able to identify me to the cops?” Hannah teased, poking Jewel hard in the cheek. Jewel didn’t pull away, didn’t even flinch, but stared at Hannah with a toothy grin almost wider than the cat’s.

“The cops are the least of your concern.”

Hannah laughed. The modulator in the teeth of the mascot head made her voice sound like a cybernetic chipmunk. 

“My biggest concern was just getting you here. Seriously, I’m not going to hurt you. Of course I had to drug you, though, how else could I get an audience with you?”

“I don’t know. Get a ticket like everyone else.”

“Oh, come on,” Hannah groaned. “Your convention tickets aren’t just expensive, they also sell out in, like, thirty seconds! Crazy as it sounds, dragging you here was much easier.”

“It does sound crazy.”

“You know,” frowned Hannah, “your tone is really getting on my nerves.”

“Oh, I’m sooooo sorry,” the long o’s were accompanied by a synchronized eye roll from Jewel, “You just threw my whole schedule off and ruined all my pre-show prep work. But, here, I’ll try and accommodate you. You’re asking me to be faker than I already am?”

Hannah shook her head in a panic. “I did not call you fake! I never would!”

“Well, I am. Wipe off my makeup. Go on! You’ll see just how fake I am.”

“Are you sure…?” Hannah hesitated. She would do anything for her idol, but she wasn’t sure that de-masking her was something she wanted to be personally responsible for.

“You wanted to know my secrets, right? This is your chance to see the real Jewel.”

Hannah looked up into that wide-eyed grinning face. It was all a taunt, but she was flattered just to be loathed so much by her own idol. It meant that she meant something to her, no matter how negative.

“All right. Give me a second.”

Hannah sprang up and returned to the bathroom. She took off the mascot head again, and, no sooner was her head free, but she coughed up four petals this time.

“What the Hell…where are these coming from?”

But there was no time for that, her idol was waiting to have her request fulfilled. The popular influencer whose videos had inspired Hannah for three transformative years, from her highs to her lows. She had invested so much in her merchandise, her subscriptions, her songs, and now she was going to find out what made her so popular. A dream come true!

Hannah wetted the paper towels and returned to Jewel, who hadn’t moved one inch. She delicately placed one against Jewel’s face-all they did was smudge the makeup. She rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, but nothing happened.

But there was no time for that, her idol was waiting to have her request fulfilled. The popular influencer whose videos had inspired Hannah for three transformative years, from her highs to her lows. She had invested so much time, money, and obsession into her merchandise, her subscriptions, her songs, and now she was going to find out what made her so popular. A dream come true!

Hannah wetted the paper towels and returned to Jewel, who hadn’t moved one inch. She delicately placed one against Jewel’s face, but all they did was smudge the makeup. She rubbed and rubbed and rubbed – nothing happened.

“C’mon,” mocked Jewel. “You have to want it more than that.”

Hannah did. She wanted it more than anything! If not to learn Jewel’s secrets, then at least to be reassured that no one was as perfect as she pretended to be. Scrubscrubscrubscritchscratchscratch until, finally, the makeup began to peel off with streams of blood running down Jewel’s face.

“Thaaaaat’s it. Good job~”

Seeing that blood was a solvent, Hannah scratched harder and harder until blood was flowing freely, Jewel calmly coaxing her along all the while. As she stood back, ready to receive Jewel’s secret, she felt her throat swell up to tell her she wasn’t ready at all.

It was her. Jewel was her. Through all the blood and splotches of makeup and raw skin, Jewel looked exactly like Hannah. Worst of all…Jewel’s unfazed grin proved she knew all along.

“You know who I am, then? Yup. I’m you~”

“From…from the future?”  murmured Hannah, removing her mask since it was pointless now.

“In a way,” Jewel said softly. “From the future that will never be. I’m the you you could have been, if you didn’t just consume and consume and consume. I’m the you you wish you were. Making fun things, not to be remembered, but to be adored by the youth in your prime. But now your prime is passing. I am the proof.”

“How…?”

“How does not matter, it’s too late for a solution. I mean, can’t you feel them? Taking root?”

Hannah could feel them – had been for some time. She felt something deep in her lungs, weighing them down, slithering around and spreading in a way that didn’t fill them up, but made them heavy and hollow. Only when she felt the leathery skin of her lungs couldn’t drag any more against her ribs, like wet clothes on a washboard, did she feel her lungs start to fill up. It was not like water filling a balloon, but like feathers stuffing a pillow; some poking out here and there, leaving her gasping for air as they overflowed in the only direction left open: up.

Hannah hacked and coughed as sharp twigs scratched their way up her trachea, and a burst of purple petals popped out of her mouth, sticking against the blood now pouring in streams down Jewel’s smiling face.

“Ooooo, looks like you caught a case of the Hanahaki. Makes sense why they’re hydrangeas, too. A jealous, one-sided obsession. For the you you could have been, but know you will now never be!”

Jewel was laughing and choking as Hannah was strangling and choking. Neither could breathe, tracheas blocked by hands and flowers. Stems were sprouting uncontrollably, bulging Hannah’s trachea and smothering Jewel’s face. In her last conscious thought, Jewel clung desperately to her last hope. The hope that, once Jewel was gone, not only would the flowers stop – but Hannah could so easily take her place. Seize the attentions and affections she was certain she deserved, if only she had a chance and the inclination or ability to take it. This was her, finally taking it.

“Hanahaki! Hannah hacking! Hanahakihannahacking!” Jewel jeered, until the flowers found their way into her mouth as well and grew towards the darkness within. Every sickly stuffed gag intertwined them closer together under the cover of vines, the mirror images finally joined in what was and what could never be, what desired and what deserved. They clung for each other, one unable to exist without the other, until flower overpowered tissue, and their lungs burst. Both consumer and consummated, consumed by ravenous growth. Their only contribution to this world was fertilizing a violent violet infestation.

It took hotel management a full month to clear out the brambles. No one could find the source or the root of the sudden infestation of Hydrangeas that seemed to explode in a twisted formation from the center of Room 610. Every piece of furniture was overrun by that intertwined ball of vines, thicker than cables and sticker than sap. The oddest thing was, as they hacked and sliced to clear the room, was that the vines seemed to pulse, ever so softly – like a nervous system, attuned to a heartbeat. Two heartbeats, actually, for one root system beat within the pauses of the other.

There was also blood all over the petals, scraps of skin residue here and there, a jumbled mess of red, peach and violet. But no body was ever found. The only thing a forensics expert could determine, is that all DNA samples belonged to one missing girl. To her, or to the flowers themselves.


234. Poet for Hire


There’s a poet for hire on Bourbon Street
Who will write you a song if you give him a beat
With his typewriter standing on wobbly stilts
Through the holes in his gloves and the laze in his lilt
As he burps and he rubs his bulbuous nose
And tap-dances drunkenly onto your toes
But he’ll knock out a sonnet if you give him a rhyme
Or a sip of the lime with tequila refined
Or a snuff of the snow, a buzz of the blow
Which he can use to bring himself high from the low
For poetry is the superior form
And he is a master of penning the porm
(A distasteful blend of porn and a poem)
That art which inspired him to live alone
And ask for your cents to spin a lyric
Compounded so the price goes up twenty clicks
But hey! He hammers out 8 porms a day
So is he a failure? Well, who’s to say
When you love what you do and you do what you love
And your thoughts are on things that are far above
Human comprehension, or your own for that matter,
For you’re running no race, ain’t climbing no ladder,
While folks give you space as you dance through their lines
Spouting your own in a slurred 6/8 time
As you entreat them to let you partake of their pocket
While hammering trash out on Letter Gothic.
For the Poet for Hire is a freelancing sort
Who gets only as far as the strength in his snort
Since just about everyone considers their life
(especially the one with a life rife with strife)
Reason enough to take up the cowl
As freelancing poets, give weight to their vowels
As they mix them and match them and dandy their dreams,
Insult their insulters, vent all that steam –
Poetry’s not the art it once was, you might see
Ever since ten-dollar words became worth less than free.


Deconstruction of an Otaku Person


There wasn’t much really to Hinata’s life. He would go to his part-time job in Akihabara, selling the same merchandise he himself loved to collect, come home to his small two-by-two tatami mat apartment, and venture into the waking hours of the morning on the paper wings of a manga or the flashing lights of a video game. He had a community online, but he only knew them by username, not by face, and had never truly known any of them before. He was clearly what Japanese society terms a N.E.E.T. That is, Not in Education, Employment, or Training. And he was fine with that.

Why bother to foster relationships, careers, hobbies that are just eaten up by time or expenses in the end? No, better to spend the time on things that, even if they let you down, still massage those basic nerves of pleasure, pumping blood from the heart that yearns for escape from reality. That was Hinata’s philosophy, in more artistic terms since he hadn’t a creative bone in his body. He was built to consume.

Another long day of peddling perverted paraphernalia had passed before he finally reached the part of his routine that brought him home. Home, to a little cupboard with a TV on the floor, a pile of blankets in front of it, and food garbage littered around it in an almost ritualistic circle. The majority of the box’s volume was taken up by shelves – a full display of various entertainment, from video games to anime to manga to, above all else as the residential idols, his beloved painted figurines.

These figurines weren’t your run-of-the-mill action figures. They were expensive, handcrafted works of art. They were also sexy, something that was absolutely required if Hinata could feel comfortable dropping 90,000 yen on just one statuette. He was turning thirty next week, which meant that he had accumulated one-hundred and twenty-two high-grade PVC and silicone anime girls over the 16 years he had been collecting. They were the wallpaper, from floor to ceiling, in their flowery dresses, stylish kimonos, tight or revealing clothing. Ninjas, Magical Girls, Mech Pilots, Demons, Space Assassins, Vampires, Bunny Girls, Angels, Knights, Militants, Beasts, Schoolgirls…He had one girl for every occupation, any occasion. The occasion being: what was the flavor of his pleasure today?

Today, Hinata had sold a figure he never thought he would sell. An otaku, a total loser and pervert, acknowledged as ugly in her own anime show, to some boy who had a very depressing look on his face. So depressing, that Hinata almost empathized with him. But he didn’t want to empathize; he would rather escape into a cheerful game with a cheerful girl by his side tonight. Perhaps a city simulator RPG of some kind? As for the girl, well, the selection was his favorite part.

After looking over his assortment of dolls, Hinata decided on one of the Magical Girls. She had brilliant pink hair that sparkled when the light hit it a certain way, and a detailed gold-dusted wand with intricate flourishes of clear plastic to imitate a magical effect. She was suspended in midair using the same plastic, which allowed her ruffled sleek pink dress to be crafted in a way that suggested she was performing some sort of impressive acrobatics. And, to top it all off: her smile. The perfect combination of painted eyes and mouth, making it appear like she was filled with wonder and excitement to be doing whatever it is magical girls do. He needed that kind of wonder in his jaded adult life. So he picked her up, delicately, careful not to snap any of her fragile accessories.

Not careful enough, however. One of the Magical Girl’s translucent flourishes hooked onto the curled tail of a Snow Leopard hybrid, pulling the Beast from its den and onto the floor where it promptly snapped in half.

“Shit,” said the Magical Girl.

Hinata’s eyes widened in disbelief. He would have dropped her from shock if she hadn’t set him back two months rent to acquire. 

The Magical Girl figurine immediately tried to correct her mistake by stiffening up. But the damage was done, and the room was too small for Hinata to suspect an intruder. He poked her curiously in the cheek, which set her into a laughing fit.

Hinata tripped with surprise into his pile of blankets as the other one-hundred and twenty-two figures lining his shelves let out a collective groan.

“Well, that’s just great. Couldn’t keep the giggles to yourself, huh?”

“Stupid Magical Girls, always so pent up from being in storylines too serious for them.”

“Hey, don’t blame her breaking character on all of us! That’s a harmful stereotype!”

“All your magic rot your brain, huh? Baka!”

The Magical Girl figure blushed angrily. “W-w-well I can’t help it, you saw what this idiot did to poor Nugleatonga!”

“Mrooooooowr…”

“Oh, good, she’s all right at least.”

Hinata’s head was spinning. At first, the scenario was frightful, as any scenario involving living dolls usually was. But he quickly realized that they were all rooted to the spot, fastened securely on their stands, only able to move their heads and change their expressions. They may be alive, but they couldn’t go anywhere. He owned them. They were his, to talk to and find comfort in, to bring him the pleasures that friends usually offer. He wouldn’t have to be alone ever again, or be alone with people who he thought weren’t worth being around. He now had a captive audience, to enjoy his company as he enjoyed the typical pleasures of his passing days.

Almost as if they read his mind, all heads turned in unison to face Hinata directly. An entire cage lined with painted eyes from every side, judging his silence.

“Do you know why,” sneered a Mech Pilot, reclining on a model of the cockpit belonging to her giant robot (parts not included), “we have never talked to you before? It is because, while you are at work or engaged in frivolous play, we have our own way of finding entertainment.”

“Every figure based off of a popular brand – say, a popular hero from an anime show – is consciously tied to that property” explained a Smutty Teacher, bent provocatively over a desk with her thin metal pointer poised under indecipherable text scribbled on a chalkboard. “So, while we may seem inanimate, we are actually tied directly to our counterpart’s experiences in their primary medium. Whatever plots she experiences in her story on the screen or the page, we are able to experience it constantly, as if for the first time. And let us assure you, it never gets boring.”

“You, on the other hand,” scoffed a Schoolgirl, her skirt blown up like a tease, arms crossed and cheeks delicately colored pink with scribbles over her nose to show embarrassment though her voice relayed nothing but disgust, “are soooooo boring! Gawd! Every night you do the same damn thing…come home, fall down in that heap of greasy rags, hammer your thumbs on the control or your hand on your dick, and pass out. It’s just…It’s freaking pathetic.”

Hinata colored in anger and humiliation. These figures of plastic and paint had seen him do all sorts of embarrassing activities, watch shameful entertainment, mope and sulk in his loneliness, and now they could criticize him for all of it! He wouldn’t stand for it. He would break each and every one of them, take off their clothes, bring them to such a position of lowness that they wouldn’t dare speak to him like some homeless addict in his own apartment.

“Whatever you’re thinking, perv,” muttered a Demon Girl with built-in stone horns and a velvet tail wrapped around thighs bigger than the rest, “Don’t think we haven’t seen it before. You’re upset for us judging you, but don’t seriously act like that doesn’t describe you to a T! You take a dead-end job that pays you just enough for terrible food and a crap place, so you can blow all your cash on stuff that gets your rocks off. No savings for a better life, no energy to try harder, no time to build relationships. You don’t play video games for a release, you do it to get off on the girl avatars. Don’t lie, we see you, creep! You’re not a fictional hero, or some intelligent creative soul who deserves better and is just misunderstood, or a skilled professional in anything at all. A loser. Just a damn loser is what you are.”

Hinata seethed, but his confidence in being a superior human among inferior plastics was starting to waver. He did not back down! He insisted upon his philosophy, his hedonism, his attachment to the pleasures of buying material things that give you exactly what you expect. Why would he change, when this life was predictably pleasurable?

The little cupboard apartment was filled with the loud derisive laughter of every single figurine. The cackling broke Hinata’s spirit: this was the exact kind of noise he desired to escape, that he never wanted to hear from real people and so retreated to the imaginary.

“You moron,” spat a Bunny Girl, tastelessly showing the backside of her tights while holding a champagne tray, glasses filled with a hardened gel substance, “Don’t you know the only thing you’re relying on are all those horny, good feelings that come from being young? What happens when you get past thirty, then past forty, and you can’t get it up and you get all tired, fat, and old? Then, when you can’t even realistically escape to where you want in this little sanctuary you’ve built, cause you can’t even keep up with your fantasies, you won’t get nowhere out there in the real world, neither! Alone, broke, too tired to get your buzz on…Shit, you might as well just die now, dumbass!”

There was a murmur of agreement from all of the figures. An Angel in the back started the chant. The rest of the girls slowly joined in with sadistic glee.

“Die. Die. Die. Die. Die! Die! Die! DIE! DIE! DIE!”

The command was so loud, so violent, that the whole room was rumbling under the vibrations of their demonic timbre. The paint depicting their eyes, no matter the color, glowed red. Over a hundred cutesy anime eyes, shining all around him with the dim glow of an emergency exit sign that would open up straight into a deep pit of absolute darkness. Hinata desperately wanted to dash for the door, or at least flip the lights on, but he could no longer see which way it was – even if illumination was only at arms’ length. But his arms were too preoccupied, pressing his hands like suctions against his ears, and his skin was too thin to keep out that chorus of demeaning voices as they added more insults to the sad heap cowering in the center of the room.

“Idiot!”

“Loner!”

“Pathetic!”

“Virgin!”

“Antisocial Coward!”

“Introverted Weakling!”

“Broke-Ass Little Bitch!”

“Selfish Asshole!”

“Addicted Weeb!”

“Pervert!”

“Pedo Freak!”

“Creep!”

“Gamer Trash!”

“Loser!”

The voices wouldn’t stop. Curled in a ball, bawling, begging them to leave him alone, Hinata finally started screaming at the top of his lungs to drown them out. But the dolls were louder, their pulsating red eyes surrounding him oppressive, and he couldn’t look away from their voyeuristic delight at beholding such a pathetic piece of human waste shriveling up under the heat of their humiliation. That was the sort of thing from which they derived their greatest pleasure. It was about time they got some from their “owner” for a change. At least he could be somewhat useful for once in his worthless life.

♋ ♋ ♋

When the police burst into Hinata’s room, they were shocked by what they saw.

The Leasing Office had called them, firstly concerned with receiving the past month’s rent, which was never delivered, but secondly with concern for the tenant’s safety. Other neighbors had reported strange noises as they passed by the door every day – morning or night, it made no difference. The noise never stopped, a weak dry-heaving on perpetual loop, accompanied by the background vocals of a hundred whispers. 

Breaking down the door after he refused to open it, the police discovered Hinata lying curled up on the ground in the middle of his room. His hands were still clasped tight over his ears, milky eyes staring up at the ceiling but seeing nothing, skin stretched taut against his wiry frame that looked like it hadn’t been nourished once for an entire month. His chapped lips quivered fearfully, repeating nothing in particular but simply reminding himself he still existed, by virtue of having a voice. The police tried to remove his hands from his ears, but they wouldn’t budge; his joints and muscles were so tensed up from fear and time working against him, that they had locked in place.

It would take four months before Hinata recovered from dehydration, starvation, lack of sunlight, muscle spasticity, and psychological trauma. During therapy, he refused to say what happened to make him feel like that…other than his home had been “invaded” and that he had been forced to “look inside himself and make changes in his second shot at life.” Hinata may have missed his thirtieth birthday, but whatever ordeal he underwent in that dark cupboard of a room ensured that his future birthdays would extend much longer. And have much more meaning.

Filed away in the police report, as well as the Leasing Agent complaint, was the status of Hinata’s apartment at the time of the rescue. Everyone knew about it, but the landlord decided, upon a personal visit to the scene, that he wanted no part in whatever the Hell was going on there, and took the room completely off the books for good.

What the police had walked in on was a peculiarly minimalist room, but nothing they hadn’t seen before from a dead-end N.E.E.T. like this one. What made it peculiar were the statuettes lining the shelves, hundreds of them. They could tell they were once figures of cute anime girls, very expensive, expertly crafted and clearly coveted by collectors.

Once.

Now, they were repulsive, sickly monstrosities. Their limbs, bodies, and necks had stretched towards where Hinata’s limp body had been retrieved, as if hungry to claim his soul. Paint had melted, smeared, swirled across their bodies in indecipherable symbols and streaked their faces into bleeding nightmares. Their clawed fingers, pointing at him with accusations – painted mouths split to become smiling fanged jaws – their eyes, hollowed out into empty pits – their clothes, torn and blended in with their bodies to create leathery, mutated forms with multicolored appendages stretching out towards, again, the spot where Hinata was recovered. Hinata refused to mention the figures, grew pale as a sheet whenever they were, and the therapist tasked with his recovery eventually shut down the topic altogether.

The police chalked Hinata up as a mental case and left it alone. The Leasing Agent, however, needed to resell the apartment, and continued to receive complaints of threatening whispers coming from within.  He also heard that a lot of the previous tenant’s abandoned belongings would fetch a high price, which was as a good incentive as any for action.  So, one day, he decided enough was enough and opened the door to clear the place out.

It must have been a trick of the dark, but…The Leasing Agent could have sworn that, as soon as the light entered that stuffy cell, every single head of every single figurine swiveled in unison. Staring, directly at him – judging, and eager to see the natural sentence carried out, so they had a good reason laugh forever and ever.

The Leasing Agent locked the door behind him and never looked back.


Akihabara


2:53 AM. A time when most boys would be asleep, ought to be asleep. 

But not he. Not this boy.

Ever vigilant, ever working, the ligaments threaded through his wrist to the tips of his fingers straining away into the break of dawn. Skin crying, salt blinding his dark, blank eyes as it trickles into his gasping mouth. Brainwaves fade in and out, trying to puncture sheer tiredness with a clear picture of the work that is almost beating him down. Yet he will not waver. 

He is too inspired.

His lips sticky, his mouth dry; clamping down, getting stuck, peeling apart, repeatedly. It is almost complete. The boy has been holding back, but now all of his energy is on the front lines for that final stretch. It requires his body to work as one whole, all muscles pumping as a single mechanism as opposed to separate gears. Bleary eyes focus on the light, and the fallen angel waiting there with open arms, encouraging. 

“Come on, come on.”

Almost there, almost there, there, there, there! Throwing his all into it, the strenuous task is complete. The boy, exhausted of all will, drained of another night’s effort, lays his head down to rest. Alone in the puddle of victory.

The ringing begins as a faint tinkle; suddenly it swells to a tinny siren that nearly deafens the boy before his ears determine which wall it is behind. Then the noise is before him. A hand reflexively extends and slams down on a nearby phone, silencing the programmed alarm. Just as he is on the brink of slipping back into disturbed slumber, the next alarm rings, startling him upright from a pool of saliva glazed across the keyboard serving as his pillow. The humongous monitor in front is black, still hot from last night’s labors. Familiarly bland walls surround him, covered in posters of seductively drawn women of all poses and body types, yet these were all unfamiliar to him. Who are these faces? There were even a few that looked of flesh and blood, but they were as flat as the rest. Shelves filled the spaces that were not covered in paper, and these housed miniature women, three-dimensional this time, with cute smiles, fierce bosoms and glittering eyes glaring down emptily at the boy. Various DVDs in colorful boxes serve as their wall dividers, which the boy has watched once apiece and forgotten altogether, having served their purpose. But still these numbers, the posters and the DVDs and the girlish figurines, will multiply. And the boy will forget.

That is why he goes to Akihabara. That is why he labours every night.

His consciousness finally recognizing the surroundings as his own handiwork, the boy sorely heaves himself out of the squeaky swivel chair and he slinks across the crowded apartment’s tatami mat to the shower. Only the floors were clean; he felt dirty. The water did better to wake him from his sleep, and he was almost reluctant to step out from under the heavy steam pounding down upon his bony back, but it all did little to wash away the weight that fastened itself tightly to his chest. He still had to deal with the Impersonal World before he could return to the Personal; He must first go to Gakuen to get to Akihabara.

Dressed in bland tar uniform, the boy snatches up his bag and heads for High School. A place he used to look forward to attending. Used to. But, then…

What exactly happened after that?

♋ ♋ ♋

He is already at the station waiting for the train to Akihabara. As if school was a thin minute passed on the boy’s clock, transparent, void of substance. He saw it coming, but hardly felt it leave. What happened to him? School just didn’t seem to have the impact it once held: The thrill of learning, applying skills in a natural occupation…who was it for, really? Not for the boy.

But he has Akihabara. He’ll be all right.

“Hello, Benjamin!”

The boy turns. A cute girl he recognized from his class. Her name was…No…Nobuko. So it is. Her name was Serizawa Nobuko, and Benjamin fell into a crush with her on his first day at Gakuen, transferred from America. She was that bashful, sweet trope one always saw in cartoons and the like, and contrarily as vulnerable as a dandelion around him. He even asked her to call him by his first name, and she embarrassingly consented. But, as with all of the boy’s interests, that crush just sort of faded away, along with any interest in Nobuko’s friendship whatsoever.

He knew she liked him and valued him as someone to bounce her English off of; he couldn’t help if he didn’t feel the same way with Japanese.

“Hey, Serizawa.”

He turned back to face the tracks. Nobuko waited a while, suddenly looked hurt, but only for a moment, and strolled up to his side. She playfully nudged him with her shoulder while staring at her feet and thought about what to say. She wasn’t great at conversation, but she knew she wanted to be friends with Benjamin again. Maybe even more than that this time. So she would have to talk, something she wasn’t good at, but hoped it would be worth something. She might not have even tried if she saw through to just how futile her feelings were. How they fell on a heart of stone.

“So, where are you headed?”

“Same place I always go.”

“Akihabara? Oh, that’s, um…cool.”

The train will soon be approaching. Please step away from the tracks.

“Um, listen…Did you want to work on Mr. Kasamatsu’s homework later?”

“Sorry. I’ll be working hard tonight.”

“Oh, okay. On what?”

“The usual stuff.”

“Oh, you mean your concept art? Which characters are you working on now?”

However the boy replied, the train drowned it out with a roar. Nobuko was now even more hurt then before, but never one to forfeit easily. She remembered the boy her heart went pitter-patter for, and that’s what she wanted to feel again. She wanted to see that boy again. She needed to try harder for him.

On the train, the passengers were lined together like the DVDs on the boy’s shelves. Nobuko struggled to stand next to the boy, but it wasn’t because she liked it. She glanced up with genuine care, but was discarded for a new, unexpected concern. A concern for the boy that she couldn’t quite place, as if she worried about him. As if he was going somewhere she could not follow, and would not dare to.

“Hey, Benjamin, I really liked those drawings you showed me last week. Actually, you know, I’ve been working on some lines and voices I think might fit them, if you-“

“That sounds great, Serizawa.”

“Really? Well…um…do you think you could come up with some more concept drawings for me? I mean, I don’t want to interrupt what-”

“I don’t know. I’ve been kind of busy.”

“With what? I thought that you wanted-“

“I said I’m busy.”

We have arrived at Akihabara Station. Please back away from the doors.

So that was it. A shadow darkened Nobuko’s face as the word AKIHABARA glared down at her. Now she recognized that foreboding concern. It was the same that she had seen in her brother, a denial of the Impersonal World in favor of the Personal. Vanishing time, disconnection from what others tell you really matters…That was the power of Akihabara: to suck you in until it would be impossible to escape. Nobuko was helpless, as was the boy.

The boy felt something small inside him say that he had been too cold to Nobuko. He didn’t really want to listen to it, considering there were yet more pressing matters at hand. Still, under impulse, he turned around and gave her a slight smile and a wave. Was that enough? It should be. Time to get to work.

The train will soon be departing. Please step away from the tracks.

The doors closed. Nobuko did not smile back.

♋ ♋ ♋

The boy’s eyes were creased in a cast look of contemplation, whether from the bright screens flashing within the streetside stores or an overload of popular graven images flocking the merchants’ shelves. Witness the otherworldly bleeps of the UFO Catchers heralding poor suckers whose wallets they entrap in greedy, plastic claws. Follow escalators to rows and rows of arcade games and Sega machines, each user pitted in a furious battle against the unknown opponent performing at the opposite console. Manga stores, crowded with light novels, graphic novels, and other popular serials, strategically labyrinthine to prevent curious, unaccustomed eyes from stumbling their way to the top floor, a treasure trove of nude women whose only limitation is the restriction of their mere mortal artist’s imagination. Whole buildings stuffed with various eye-catching knick-knacks, a technology bazaar, from cheap quality cameras to adorable Kigurumis to Evangelion razors to Gundam model kits to Doraemon bedding to Keurig machines to things you can’t imagine anyone would ever buy. Countless cafés, some new and some worn down, some featuring owls and others cats, or even maids. The maids are the only feature of a café to advertise their own exhibition, which they do so loudly in the street and impart either a flyer or a pout, casting a pox of guilt upon you either way. 

The boy avoided them, taking a route in front of the Owl café, where a Barn owl observed him from a window through unblinking eyes. Though not yet a Saturday, the cosplayer’s day of choice, there were still a few Haruhis and Elrics perusing the overstuffed skyscrapers. Even if these were scarce, there would always be Victorian clad Loli decked in frills and lace stockings, parasols hovering over the heads of the hundreds of people in the hundreds of shops with their thousands of products, useful, useless, or both.

This is the boy’s world. This is Akihabara.

But the boy is not here to dally in and out of the plush nooks and crannies of diverse culture beyond his tatami mat room; he is here on a mission, a mission to discover a new occupation. His screen-dried eyes peer through the businessmen, past the maids, over and under the iDOLM@STER advertisements, until his vision firmly grasped that fatal store. He was an honorable customer here, well known and frequent in patronage. 

“Irasshaimase!”

A young man, a native around the boy’s age with eyes shielded by a large toboggan, beamed a smile that disjointedly followed the boy as he entered the store and walked through the transparent glass displays. He had come at a particularly slow time; only two or three other persons were also in the store, both in their pre-teens, perusing the stack of Naruto manga and laughing at the battle. The boy took no interest in any of these figures; he cared only for those of resin and plastic. There they were, calling to him from the back of the store in a charming conglomerate of attractively ethereal hair and eyes, molded and cast and brushed to perfection. But the boy was not a little bit disappointed, for these were all familiar faces, and familiar faces are not helpful to one of his occupation. A red-haired demon with a seductress’ lure; a pouting Loli stuffed with creamy cake; a pop idol wrapped in her six-foot long aquamarine twintails; a fanged tomboy sporting cat ears and a long, playful tail; an embarrassed well-endowed maid forced into a playboy bunny outfit; several intimidating marines decked out in what appear to be ship cannons and jet wings; the occasional Mecha pilot in her uncomfortably tight clothes stretched out across a heap of rubble. To the unaccustomed eye: a plethora of expertly crafted works of art. To the boy: a garbage pile of yesterday’s passion.

Yet, among the bright smirks and extravagant costumes, one stands out to the boy as one he has not seen before. Sacked in an unflattering school uniform, with a sickly look to her grin and dark circles under her droopy eyes, stands someone new among this recurring party. The boy snatches her up, and, along the way to the register, a packful of merchandise related to this curious newcomer. The young man at the front seems confused by the boy’s behavior, but it is not his place to question the boy’s peculiar tastes, for he knows his own are generally frowned upon. When the boy exits the shop, the numbers of consumers shoving each other on the sidewalk has doubled, signaling the fast approach of night. The lights flash even brighter, the maids shout even louder, the customers pay even more, and the boy’s time is even fleeter. He cares not for these ostentatious pavilions of the year’s newest spoils, but elbows his way back to into the subway under the sparkling archway. Even underneath he cares nothing for the transitions between advertisements for the next big thing; he will hear about it later himself, and in that moment will decide whether to offer up his precious time. For now, though, the short, strange girl and her show await, and the boy is thrilled at the prospect of another night’s hard effort.

For that is the influence of Akihabara, despite the boy’s ignorance of the splendor surrounding his miniscule universe. The broader paintbrush is of devastating use in the minute details of one’s meticulously sentient canvas. Even so, was the puny detail paintbrush ever successful in efficiently completing a masterpiece on its own?

The train will soon be approaching. Please step away from the tracks.

♋ ♋ ♋

4:22 AM. A time when most boys would be asleep, ought to be asleep. 

Not he. Not this boy.

Yet, this time, the boy was not working; he had tried to at first, but became unable to continue past the icy tears welling by the gallon in his worn eyes. After five hours of studying his new goddess’ animated show and browsing through a stack of her graphic novels, the boy became aware of an emptiness. The girl was, in a way, very much like himself; unhealthily buried in Otaku culture to the point where it loses its form, loses its value, and is morphed into nothing more than a mindless pleasure. School and social life are buried with future prospects, and the boy’s heart is now weighed down by these revelations. It started off the size of a mustard seed, and blossomed into a mighty fir of discontent. Only recently had he been to Akihabara, but it felt so long ago in the shade of this mighty tree, his newfound depression. Emptiness had eaten away at his soul like a burrowed grub, screaming and crying for nourishment but receiving only the leftover promises of a passed dream and the recycled pleasure of present infatuation as the joy of watching his shows, of playing his games, of pleasing himself in accordance, had been sapped of their value. 

He no longer found pleasure in, and thereby reason to continue, his work. Where did it all go to ruin? He wanted so badly to be the creator behind the things he venerated, but knew he was not ready. All that time he prepared by studying the material, reading the manga, watching the anime, did it go on for too long? Did it become his escape from such overwhelming ambitions and the possibility of a bleak future? But now his bleak future is here, and he unable to escape its stone-cold grip clenched around his throat. 

No! He could still escape that void of purposelessness, he could still pour his life into art! Where did he bury those sketches, those depictions of characters whose future once looked as hopeful as his own, those products of his own soul and not of someone else’s? Where could they be?

The boy searched and searched, but nowhere could he find those fragments of memory needing to be reborn, rekindled, reimagined. The boy was alone with his present misfortune, suffocating under the pressure of losing what once drove him so hard to succeed. Serizawa, too, had believed in him. In fact, he really liked her a lot, but she lost precedence to each new imaginary idol that the boy bestowed his infatuation upon. Bit by bit, what he held close died away, though his collection grew; now he possessed plenty, and yet nothing at all.

The world finally clicked, and the boy became aware.

Aware of lifeless eyes peering down, jeering down, on faces forever fixed never to love him in return. He felt completely exposed and ashamed and alone, with no one he could call on, and no easy way back to his former life. He imagined his figures were jealous, despite the fact that they were not, and dropped into the fetal position, crying out for protection. Shadows began to rise from their hollow forms, but these were just as emotionless as the husks they evacuated. The boy cried harder for help. He knew not to whom, or from what, but he desperately needed to feel safe and hopeful again. Serizawa could not hear him, and he could not help himself.

And so the boy staggered to his feet, crashed into the shelf housing his prized collectibles, and bumbled his way out the door. The pressures of life were too monstrous; he needed to get somewhere, somewhere with people as hopeless as he was, to know he was not alone.

There was only one place where he ever sought help. He needed to return to Akihabara.

♋ ♋ ♋

The boy neared the train tracks. Dawn was almost otherworldly, casting its bloody-blue hue down upon the misty morning as it reached down to shake the world awake. Usually, the boy would not notice it, but this becoming light terrified him, pushed him to hurry with greater haste. He bolted into the subway, shielded by the manmade grave for salary workers, but the shadows of discarded dreams and fancies awaited him there, melded as one. They made no movements, but cackled and giggled at the lost and lonely boy; he was surrounded on all sides.

The train will soon be approaching. Please step away from the tracks.

“Somebody help me! Don’t you see them?”

The boy murmured manically, and the few people in the station, not many, not nearly enough, glanced at him perplexedly with a slight hint of disgust.

“Don’t you see them?”

The curious lose their curiosity, for they have real work to do, and so the busy people walk on by, ignoring the boy. He continues to plead.

“Didn’t you see them as they came for you? Didn’t you realize what was happening?”

The train will soon be approaching. Please step away from the tracks.

The shadows plunge down in a heap of despair to snatch up the boy, and he turns to flee for his life. But the only place left to flee is the train tracks. In his delusions, in his anguish, the reality of the tracks mean very little to him, and neither does the train, or Nobuko’s faint pleas for him to stop.

The illusion of inconsequential surreality is shattered under the bellow of the train’s horn and the flare of its headlights. The boy is in midair, leaping in fearful retreat, when he takes notice. The heart that had rotted away for so long plummets to the recesses of his ill stomach, and he nearly vomits from fright. There is nothing the boy can do to prevent the inevitable, but there was much he could have done to prevent this capitulation of events. He knows it, and is very much sorry for it. 

He is sorry for Akihabara.

With the truth clarified, the boy actually feels a brief moment of peace, contradictory peace in a state of helplessness. Peace birthed from the fact that the shadows of that past, present, and future are no longer his problem. After all, by his own decision, life had abandoned him long before time called it, and time roared along as always, faithfully on schedule.

The train will soon be approaching. Please step away from the tracks.


Round the Rood


I have a fetish. A peculiar fetish. An undeniable, unabashed, unwavering fetish for one thing, and one thing only: the Cathedral. Strange, perhaps, that this is the first time I am making such a confession to anyone, considering my expertise in confessional design requires me to spend more time with them than sins I have. But I know a fetish when I feel one, and this confession makes me feel nothing but the purest of joys – there is no shame here.

When I see a Cathedral, something about it elevates my spirit to the heights of those arches, those domes, those skylit clerestories and triforiums.  I quake when I see a Carolingian, and am beyond myself in the presence of a Byzantine. Baroque be always in style with me, and I am always eager for an Eclectic. Oh, how many shapes, how many forms, how many feelings do these ancient structures hold? I am no Christian, though I appreciate the unnecessary idolization of their temples. My love for these stony sanctuaries is as close as I’ve gotten to religion, in fact. But it is a true love, a reasonable love – for who could resist admiring the majesty of such noble art? And, if admiring it be so common, then how exceptional those few must be who fetishize them.

When I was young, I would steal away from church services just to explore the plain nooks and crannies our church offered. As a child I found it preferable to the sermons, but, as I aged, I became learned to just what a meager imitation it was of edificio del Padre. It was a boring, trite little thing, constructed from wood for the sole purpose of keeping out drafts and keeping Christians in. Smelling of mulch outside from the dying gardens, and of the must rising from the decaying husks of the congregation inside, trapped under the beams of a breaking roof. Where there is pure utility, there is no art.

My family, my friends, so-called though they were, are to me a bore and waste of time. There is no elevation to their conversation, no art to their small talk, no beauty in their sloppily crafted personas, no no no no no! Not only do they offer paltry interactions that are hardly comparable to the divine connection between myself and my sanctuaries, but they also fail to understand how and why and what is the idol of my devotion. Not one single person knows one fact about Cathedrals. They could at least act like they cared! But they do not, so I do not, and would rather spend my time beneath marble arches not my own than under the shingled roof that is.

There is no cathedral, in my humble obsessive opinion, more artistic than St. Paul’s – so there is naturally no other roof I’d rather be under at this moment. I can hardly remember any place in this damp miserable Londontown that I’ve been, outside of St. Paul’s, so uninspired and uninspiring were they. I know its every nook and cranny, its every crowded catacomb and vault and side chapel. I could tell you the name of every jamb figure, blind, by tracing my fingers along their stony beards and crowns. I can draw a blueprint up in no time, and tell you where every secret portal is located, its style and the importance of its users. I have walked back and forth under the porticoes, learning St. Paul’s façade until it is no more complex to my eye than the back of my hand. These intricate parapets, those mighty pendentives, the splendid simplicity of bosses in between the creative complexity of buttresses – there is no place I’d rather be.

I remind myself now of the importance in my love for cathedrals, my intimate mappings of their structures,  because there must be some concealed explanation that love can uncover; one to tell me why I’m here, now, staring over the bannister encircling St. Paul’s triple-shelled dome, at this late, late hour. Two o’ clock…a very early and very strange hour. A very empty, a very echoey, a very unhinged hour. The only hour, I’m slowly discovering, in which I’d rather not be at the place I’d most rather be at during any other waking hour. Two o’clock is not a waking hour – I’m therefore quite terrified. I regret having sneaked inside for a moment alone from those religious invaders.

There is something else I must confess, though I am embarrassed to do so. As I scaled the winding stairs upwards to the Whispering Gallery, I discovered a new part of the cathedral that had, to this day, eluded my loving gaze. A hole, not intentional, a fault in the construction, that I never noticed before. Had I been averting my eyes, refusing to acknowledge the obvious cracks beneath my beloved St. Paul’s skin? But I did not mind the hole, so much as I minded my lack of knowledge about it. Surely there was some reason for the darkness beyond, some reason to justify or beautify the absence of material and the extension of space? The breeze crawling out was cool, drawing me in, promising that to crawl inside would be to open my eyes to some deeper secret about these objects of my affection. First my head, then my chest, my stomach, my legs finally passed through, and I had passed through.

At first glance, I had seen a room beyond this hole, but it must have been some trick of the light since I was sliding downwards, along a steep slope. Slate buried itself under my fingernails as I instinctively tried to dig in, prevent myself from being pulled into some inescapable recess, but my efforts were futile. Like a rat in a pit trap, I slid with fear towards what I was sure was my doom, gathering so much dust and cobwebs that I wouldn’t be able to see even if it wasn’t pitch black. The air grew colder, and colder, and stuffier, and ancient, until I hit a floor and launched forward into open space until I sprawled against a railing.

Coughing and patting the dust from my clothes, peeling the cobwebs from my eyebrows, I was met with the echo of my own voice. An echo whose timbre was very familiar to me, and I could soon see why as well as hear: I was at the Whispering Wall, a circular balcony three stories up in the dome of St. Paul’s, overlooking the plummet to the tiles below. Pushing myself back, it dawned on me just how impossible it was – I had descended for what seemed like a full minute at a gut-dropping pace, to end up on the same level at which I began? By no accounts did that make sense. Even less so as I turned to observe my exit, only to discover that there was none to be found. Whatever hole I stumbled out of, the end to that tunnel – gone. Only the two doors I knew to be the only entrances and exits were visible, and they were too far for me to suppose the mysterious hole spat me through a bit of unexpected renovation. So how did I end up here?

I feel a shiver delicately stroke my spine, for I see now that I am not completely alone. On the other side of the gaping hole is another man. He stares at me blankly. Or, perhaps that is a blank stare? I have trouble discerning his expression from this distance – and without my glasses, which I seem to have misplaced. He is more fuzz than man at this distance. But, perhaps, there is no reason to fear? Since he is up here with me, surely he must know where I was deposited from, and why.

It is not customary for me to approach others in this place, though it be erected for fellowship and group-worship. I have no use for those purposes. I exist to laud the glory of the building itself, none of the extraneous attachments that have leeched themselves to it. Still, I cannot deny that the emptiness at such an hour unnerves me, and this mysterious figure across the way is a welcoming sight.

They do not seem inclined to greet me, so I take the first step clockwise to close the gap. No sooner do I take that step, do they take one clockwise as well.

“No, don’t worry! Wait right there, I’ll come to you,” I chuckle good-naturedly.

They do not reply. But they do move in the same direction as I try to get closer. No matter how fast I walk around the dome, I always end up equidistant to this mysterious figure as before.

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want to be alone? Were you praying?”

There, I can see his mouth moving…but…

“I’m sorry, I can’t…I can’t hear you! Can you speak up?”

His mouth is clearly forming words, but I don’t know what they are. He is pointing at me, jabbing his finger in my direction almost desperately. Is he mocking me, pretending to speak but instead taking advantage of the fact that we are alone to act out some sort of selfish frustration upon me?

But I have forgotten for a moment where we are: The famed Whispering Gallery, where echoes travel round about and can be heard from the other side of the dome. Talk about the perfect merger of utility and art! If he means to say something, that would certainly get the message across.

I point to the stone and gesture as if speaking into it. They get the gist, and slink over to their side of the wall, bend over, and speak into it.

Even pressing my ear almost to the wall, I cannot make out the words – his mouth is clearly moving, from what I can see, strained into an horrified gaping hole snapping open and shut like a fish. And echoing through the wall is some unnerving squishy sound, like bubbles popping in wet clay being pressed between two powerful hands. The squishing and squelching stirred something in me, like a song that resonates with your heart. But not a good one – a herald that something terrible is near, and you are the only one alone for miles and miles who can hear it. And, worse than that, the songmaker knows just how alone you are.

“Okay,” I shouted, my patience exasperated, “I’ll leave you alone if you’re just going to-“

Turning from the wall, I see the figure plainly for a split second. Standing rigid on the edge of the precipice with his head lifted high, and, in the second split of that second, disappearing over the lip. A few seconds more, and a muddy thud is felt throughout St. Paul’s, resonating its way up to me. I did not fully register what just happened at first. It is early, after all, and I am still floundering about in my own headspace from that trip earlier through the hole in the wall. But I peer over the edge of the hole, slowly, cautiously – sure enough, three stories below, lies the man’s motionless body. Faintly twitching, crumpled in a spread heap like an insect crushed underfoot.

“Help! Someone help! A man just fell,” I shouted downwards, leaning over the lip, at the top of my lungs. “Can’t anyone hear me?” But no one could, for the Cathedral was empty – I had made sure of that before I entered. The salivary sucking of the man’s breaths echoed louder, from all around the Whispering Wall, and from beneath me, filling the entire enormity of the main chamber.

I stumble backwards and through one of the two true doors to the Whispering Gallery. My flight down the winding stairs was a dangerous descent, every step weak from the shock, until I burst out into the main chamber on the breath of the wind.

The atrium was vast, gleaming, empty. The squelching still rebounded in echoes off the walls, growing fainter and fainter until it faded away completely – and yet, he was already gone. Vanished! But to where? There is no way anyone could survive a fall from such a height, onto this solid surface, or break through it to the catacombs and gift shop below. I know because I smacked the ground with my open palm, just to make sure. There was no hole, no indentation, no blood spatter to indicate anyone had fallen at all, and my hand hurt now so I knew I must be awake.

But that, too, I began to doubt, as Portland stone and gold, wood and limestone, all together began to slide off the wall in one goopeous glob of heavy mush, pulling priceless artifacts from the wall as they poured ever so slowly, a cascading waterfall of dull colors, seeping over the pulpit and the pews and the spot where the strange man had fallen. Or not fallen…At this point, I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Dizzy, I stepped one heel after the other, backwards, towards the front door – never taking my eyes off the center, never looking away, ever watching. What was the cause of these hallucinations tonight? The door, the man, the walls, all indicated that I was losing my mind to images that were trying their hardest to make my absolute favorite place in the whole world the last place I want to be right now. Then my back bumped against the door, and the relief I felt told me that they had succeeded. I fumbled for the handle, and fled down the steppes into the greenish-orange lamplight of the streets.

“Help! Someone! Anyone,” I called, no longer for the invisible man, but for myself. For I was now suddenly gripped with the terror of being alone in the world, and I needed more than the living shadow of St. Paul’s overhead. I needed the shadow of something that was supposed to be living, and so I tripped over the steps and against the door of the first lodging I could find. Hammering at the door, shouting my usual entreaties for this particular night, “Help! Someone! Anyone!” 

A light suddenly went on in the window! I could hear laughing, see the shadows of people making merry. But they were oblivious to my pounding, my begging, my cursing – in their joy I had no part, and they would not allow me to make a case otherwise.

I stepped back down the steps, seething, to discover one of them was watching. This one was different: a silhouette, sitting still and undisturbed in the window up and to my left, exiled from those in the lighted room. I could tell from their profile that they were staring at me, like the Statue of Queen Anne, regal and accusatory, but I could not make out any features. I felt an invisible force in my heart, bidding me to press my ear back to the door; what would they tell me?

…squish…squeech…squEESHSQUNCHSQUASHSQUELCH-”

I shoved my body from that cursed door and fled once again. Down the long rows of terrace houses seeming to stretch on ad infinitum, I was pushing my lungs to their limit. I tried to stay focused, straight ahead, forcing my mind to ignore the fact that there were silhouettes in every window, staring without a sliver of compassion down on me in my mad dash towards some unseen exit. No more shadows in the throes of partying, only the one lone figure in the upper window, my only witness. And that infernal squelching, like a finger in a cup of goo, or wax melting down its frame – following me from behind, below, all around, closing in on me from that endless stretching wind of two-story houses.

And then, a sign: “NO THROUGH ROAD.” The mark of dead ends. And what a dead end it was – an architectural marvel in simplest form. A sheer, blemishless concrete wall, straight up into the night, connecting the two opposite rows of terrace houses. There was no way around it or over it, no way to escape the SQUELCHSQUELCH seeping fast on my heels. There was, however, a small brick protruding out on the edge of the wall. I pulled at the brick; it fell easily out. So did the next. And the next. One by one until a hole large enough for me to crawl through opened up. Without a second thought, ears clogged with that goopy dredge at work on my nerves, I plunged into the opening.

I tumbled, over and over, nose and eyes overwhelmed by the most ancient dust that had ever clouded my senses. I felt my joints bent out of shape, my head bruised, unable to tell which way was up or down or even able to try reaching out for a stable surface. Eventually, I let it take me – down, down, down into whatever pit I was to be deposited in.

I felt a blast of open, cool air and skidded face-first over a series of wooden steps. Rolling over onto my back, the familiar tingles of joy from peering into the beauty of thethe virtuous voussoirs of the dome, with its one little porthole providing me with a front-row seat to the light of dawn. Joy, turned to confusion, turned to horror: I was back at the Whispering Wall in St. Paul’s Cathedral.

Pulling myself up by the railing, I felt a little groan wheeze from between my cracked and dusted lips. How could this be? I ran all through the streets of London, to end up here again, three stories up, over a mile from where I had entered that hole in the wall? This must be a dream…No, a terrible nightmare. Not even the frescoes above could improve my outlook on the situation.

An outlook that, as I spied the fuzzy man on the other side of the wall, standing behind the railing as he did earlier before he jumped, grew dimmer every passing second. The fuzzy man was just as obscured as he had been – now, not only because his face was all staticized, but because something stood between him and I. 

Or, floated, rather.

It was an awful sight – a hovering vision made of clay, silver and gold, not quite spiritual, not quite physical. A Masterwork that had been floating with its hand connected to the man’s left shoulder, at first beholding a humanistic figure not so different from the Saints and angels lining the facades both within and without. Its skin seemed, again paradoxically, both liquid and solid, rippling under the beams of first light. I stared at the beautiful angel, its outstretched motionless wings draping the man in shadows as if about to engulf him, when it slowly turned in midair and looked directly at me.

Its face was my face, and I hated it. I had never seen an expression like that across my features, making it seem alien to me as it drifted towards me. Like it wanted me, but not for anything good – the blank stare of lust, to possess the love I had for its dwelling place and quash it forever.

Running towards the man seemed like my only option; perhaps we could stand a chance against this mutual threat? It seemed to be stalking him as well…But no matter how fast I run, he is always equidistant from where I first began: on the complete opposite side of the void between us.

And still the living statue draws near. I see its skin bubbling up, screaming faces pressing themselves against the stone from within, its muddy unmolded body floating steady and never losing ground in the flight towards me. An abominable Seraphim on tendryllic wings, coming to claim my soul as part of its facade.

I shouted at the man. I tried to wake him up, warn him; he could not hear, or he would not listen, or he willed himself not to listen so he could not hear. And now the clay abomination was upon me, throwing its thick threads of gold and silver onto my face, my body, suctioning my body in with the power of a sinkhole as it tried to make me one of those contorted faces within its parasitic body. And my ears, my ears! Always assaulted with that malodorous squelching. Had it really been after me this whole time?

I would not let the clay spectre take me without resistance. I pushed into that inflexibly soft core, shouting at the top of my lungs. I would be heard! I would not go quietly into obscurity! The more I struggled, like quicksand, the greater its power over me. So long as I feared it, denied it, found reason not to be absorbed into its cool, milky embrace.

Why, though? Why did I resist? Did I not enter the hole in the wall to uncover the secrets of St Paul’s? And here was the secret, about to illuminate the darkest recesses of architecture, while I resist the very unknown thing I sought. So I stopped my struggles, my resistance, and clung tightly to the clay that had enveloped me. Tell me your secrets! Lead me to the truth! Bring me a higher pleasure than any other cathedral has before!

Only then did it recoil. The entire figure melted into a single stream, like oil carried on the wind, and seeped up towards the skylight. I called after it, but the whole body slipped through my fingers. I reached out, as if to grip the tail of a kite that had almost flown out of reach, but my fingers closed over nothing. My feet also teetered over into nothing, shocking me with the realization that I had somehow ended up standing over the railing during the struggle. As I teetered forward, balance lost, I glimpsed the static man. for the last time, turning from the Whispering Wall. He did not see me, but I saw him – the face that was my own, every bit my likeness, coloring and rigifying before my very eyes as the product of the sentient clay Masterwork. And the product was me, formed to witness my own destruction and run towards it nonetheless.

I fell. Three stories, maybe more, watching the glory of all I loved pass by in a blur until the tiled floor rose and met me in the chest. For a brief second, I heard my own voice above me calling for help, and understood that my body would not move, but these observations were drowned out. For it was coming…that dreaded squishing sound, catching up to me from below. 

SQEESHSQUNCHSQUASHSQUELCH

I could do nothing. Maybe I just didn’t want to – what was the point? And perhaps, through all the fear and the instinct that this would not be good, this would all lead only to nothing, I found myself too unconcerned with any other outcome than to see where I would be dragged to. The tile floor was like unhardened concrete, yielding to accept me as I sank downwards to where the sound was. All I could see there was the perfectly smooth surface of dark gray stone, shifting and moving and changing direction like it had taken residence behind my eyelids, since my body knew that downwards was the only direction it was headed. I heard my doppelganger pass overhead, shouting so ineptly for help. Ah, he would come to realize the pointlessness soon enough. For I was familiar with the sound now, recognizing it as the sound of Future’s waste, hidden beneath every crowning spire man erected to beautify it.

Whatever it truly was, it had found me long ago. Forever now I go to greet it, deep in the bowels of my beloved cathedral. Not because I want to, no, but…Well, when I think about such a fetish as mine – which was all I ever thought about – what else would I have done?


Moses Shrugged


Waiting rooms are uncomfortable. Fight me if you don’t agree, but, with throbbing silence and awkward glances pointed both at you and nowhere, I’d personally rather be anywhere else. Fight me on any other waiting room, even…but not this one. Something…something about this particular box, the faux-velvety, clinical space, is worse than the others. Not just worse…intolerable. It could be the humidity of the sweat going down my back, gathering behind the folds of my neck and collecting in mucky pools. It could be the judgmental eyes of the skinny little girl across from me, staring me down when she’s certain I won’t notice but swiftly shifting into a study of the green wallpaper behind me when I meet her gaze. It could be the long paperwork before me, the fact that I haven’t eaten anything all day, the haze from the marijuana that helps with the pain and long days…

But, I think, maybe the cause of my discomfort…is that I shouldn’t be here at all.

I didn’t think I’d ever be in this position. He was going to take care of me, we were going to make it together, and I was going to make the home he’d look forward to returning to. He was the love of my life, I thought, I thought with rapture as he plunged into me again and again, before he plunged into the sea never to rise again and left me sore – with the swell of my body and the breaking of my waters. We worked so hard to get to America…it was America that took him from me, and the hundreds of other lives that never returned to the their wives and husbands and leave them in the position that I am now.

Alone in a waiting room.

I study the crimson…green?…crimson wallpaper directly ahead, flaking off like the skin of some rotting corpse. Is this what I came for? Is this the dream we were all told to fall in love with? I clutched tightly to the black duffel sitting on my lap. Tightly, but tenderly.

My name was being called, but I didn’t want to hear it yet.
“Mrs. Continuista?”
Not yet.
“Is there a Mrs. Continuista here?”

“All right, guess she got tired of waiting. Miss Darnell?”
“Right here!”

The skinny kid across from me sprung up and hop-skipped to the counter, where a manicured pair of deep-brown hands shuffled papers under a pane of glass that concealed their owner.

“And what did you want today, sister?”
“Well, my boyfriend and I have been going at it for a couple of months.”
“Congratulations. You must be really good in bed, for him to stay that long.”
Mockery is lost on Miss Darnell.
“We’ve been trying so hard, and I think I’m finally –“

She breaks short and gives a tight squeal, trying to make the receptionist share her
excitement. The glass pane blocks any connection between them, except vocal.

“You’re finally what?
“Oh, you know…”
“We’re a clinic. You must be specific with the need our services can assist in.”
“I’m pregnant!”

She half-glances at the people behind her, as if expecting this information to affect our
lives somehow. Instead, I feel all of them stare directly at me – to avoid her.

“Then why are you here?”
“Well, Charlie changed his mind, doesn’t think he’s ready. Wants me to get rid of it.”
“So an abortion for you, then?”
“Hell no! It’s my body, my decision. I’m keeping it!”
“Then why are you here, Miss Darnell?”
“I want a mammogram. I know I’m not far along yet, but I’d like to see if it’s a boy or a girl.”
A pause.
A longer pause.
“A’ight, get yo dumbass self outta here.”

Miss Darnell stammered in disbelief. It was definitely unexpected.

“We look like a charity to you? Mammograms. You’re shittin’ me. You know how expensive that equipment is? Only hospitals got that shit. We do abortions. I dunno how many times I gotta tell you entitled bitches before it gets through your dense melons. Get outta here, Miss Darnell.”

Miss Darnell, bright pink as a strawberry, stood still for a moment. She turned as if she’d been slapped, and left with the most pathetic and unconvinced huff I’ve ever heard. But I was convinced. I stood. The black duffel swung back in forth on the crook of my arm.

I moved to the glass pane. The receptionist’s hands smoothed out her papers, and her professional saleswomanship with it.

“Yes, sister? What did you want today?”
“I’m Mrs. Continuista.”
“I see. I hope, with a last name like that, you’re not here to ask for a mammogram.”
“An abortion.”
“Well, well…It’s a new age, then, isn’t it? And have you filled out the paperwork?”
I handed the sheets to her disembodied hands.
“Excellent. And? Did you have any questions?”
“I don’t want to do it.”
A pause.
A longer pause.
I prepared for another outburst.
“What brought you here?”
“What do you mean?”
“Why did you feel you needed an abortion in the first place?”
“I don’t know. I guess…I guess I’m afraid.”
“You’re all alone, are you?”
“Yes.”
“Typical. Men, am I right? Doing whatever they want with your body, then running off whenever they want to. Nothing but the dust of the Earth, if you ask me.”
“Oh, no, he was completely faithful. He lived long enough to learn I was pregnant…but…
not much longer than that. I just don’t think I can handle supporting two people alone.”
“Oh, sister, I’m sorry to hear that. How did he die?”
“I don’t like to talk about it…he was in the Navy. Comes with the occupation, I guess.”
“Oh my God, that’s terrible. Jeanine!”

A few seconds bring another shadow behind the lacquered glass.

“Yeah?”
“Tell Jeanine your sad story, Mrs. Continuista.”
I do.
“Why, child, that’s so terrible! Just awful! It’s one of those stories you always hear, you know, as hypotheticals, but never do you actually meet someone who’s gone through it. Like those girls who end up pregnant from their rapist, or the jackass who lied about putting a condom on, or the woman whose life is in danger if she has the child, you just never see something like this very often, if hardly at all. Usually it’s just the hazards that come with recreational sex. Nothing special, nothing uncommon, so no problem. Right?”

Jeanine’s milky silhouette faded away into a room deeper back.

“Don’t worry anymore. You are in the right place. We exist for people exactly like you, who come down with this unforeseen affliction. I mean, who can resist sex? Who can resist the greatest feeling ever? We’re here to eliminate the repercussions, like taking the fat out of cake. Think of it, not as a practice, but as a service to womankind. To you. Now, for scheduling your operation…”


Please…
“Well, aren’t you brave. Taking advantage of the new law, so soon?”
“Yes.”
“Now I see why you were so nervous. How long have you had the Tumor?”
“Tumor?”
“It’s what we call them at this stage. Tumors. Helps with the separation. After all, yours is much more of a leech now than before, right? Suckling away at your future. Where is it, anyway?”

I heave my black duffel onto the counter. I unzip it. Inside, bundled up, is the Tumor, fast
asleep. Sedated.

“My, my. Ain’t that just pathetic. And you’ve let that thing fester for three weeks?”
“I wasn’t sure if this was the right decision.”
“You’ve said it before, you haven’t much of a choice. What, you want to give it up to one of those relocation agencies, constantly wondering where it’s been passed? No, you were right to come to us. You know, our founder, the mother of all our good work, our patron saint of Darwinism.”
She sniggered at her own little joke.
“She was probably thinking of poor souls just like you, Mrs. Continuista, when she built our first clinics.”

The receptionist’s ebony hands clacked long, painted nails against the counter. Her emotions were getting riled, though the bright red stripes on the tips of drumming fingers were all I could see.

“And people call her immoral, acting like Moses when he came down the mountain and threw down his tablets, when they’re all worshipping the same golden bull? How many other animals kill their offspring, in far worse ways, and for less use than us. And now they’re crying over this new law? Bitch, please! When women are forced to go through this painful process to fix a mistake, it’s not their fault. The new law gives us an opportunity to make it less painful, less violent, at less cost, and, most importantly, to better serve the patient and her body, and suddenly it’s a moral outrage? It’s, like, when are your supposedly progressive minds going to woman up, and take your worldview to its logical conclusion? It’s fucking hypocritical!”

Her nails stopped drumming.
“You’re still not convinced, are you?”
“No. Sorry.”
She sighed and leaned back. It wasn’t a sigh of annoyance, but more like the heart’s gas
pipe pushing out an excess breath of pity.
“You ever heard of Jean Piaget?”
“No. Sorry.”

“Not surprised. He was a Swiss psychologist, did some work on education and brain development. I won’t go into his theories, because they don’t matter, but what does matter is he determined a child can’t act apart from its own impulses and observations until age two. Crying, curiosity, eating, pissing…it’s all done on impulse. The child has no sense of self, like any regular animal, with a constant present perspective and no way of expressing itself as a human being, in its own brain or in interactions with human beings. It has no means of communicating to us that it is human, no way of using human signs, or any kind of meaningful sign, to define itself as human. It has no self-consciousness. Therefore-“

“It’s a Tumor.”

“You said it, not me. Ever seen a newborn foal? A baby hippo? Ever wonder why human offspring are so completely helpless compared to the rest of the animal kingdom? They’re born too early. If they came out as developed as, say, a fawn, the mother’s body wouldn’t be able to handle it. In other words, birth is the body’s way of aborting the child before it becomes dangerous. It’s still technically a fetus even now, skull still unformed, immune system still haywire, because it’s only here on borrowed flesh from your body, sister. It’s not yet it’s own, and you’re still in control.”

I sighed. I don’t know why I did it, whether it was because I was hoping she’d talk me out of it, or because I was just tired of worrying about what I should do.
“Is it done humanely?”
“Oh, yes. Euthanization is all pretty sophisticated nowadays. Courts wouldn’t have passed the law if it wasn’t.”
I sighed again. Her trimmed hands slowly slid another form in front of me. I picked up a pen and looked down. I almost dropped the pen.
“What the Hell is this?”
“Oh, well, you can receive compensation if you want. A portion of the profits after we sell its –
“And if I refuse?”
“You won’t receive anything, but the pieces will still go to market, with or without your consent. We know what you’re going through, so we’d understand if you’d prefer not to receive what some call ‘blood money’. I see yours is male, so you might receive even more.”
I signed. But I didn’t check that box.
“Suit yourself.”
“Anything else?”
“Yes, actually. I had Jeanine run your profile through the system.”
My breath caught.
“Sorry, protocol. Why didn’t you tell us the Tumor was defective?”
“I’m sorry, defective?”
“Diagnosed with autism, according to your doctor’s records.”
My caught breath ran away into some unknown recess in the pit of my stomach, and expanded there.
“Will that be a problem?”
“Oh, no, not at all! In fact, it makes your decision much more reasonable.”
“It won’t affect your profits on its brain, or something?” I said that with sarcastic spite. This time, the glass shielded the receptionist.

“Of course not! We’re not Dr. Frankenstein over here. We’re not even a medical practice, technically, more of a service. To make your life livable again. We thank you for your patronage, Mrs. Continuista, and ask you to think of us next time your body is afflicted.”

The long, crimson nails stretched under the glass and gripped my duffel bag. As soon as it started to slide toward the slot…my Tumor’s eyes opened. It looked directly at me. It smiled, though its mouth made no movement, and reached upwards at me, though it conveyed no desire, and I was struck hard by how much it reminded me of him. And I knew, I knew that I would be haunted by that face as I was by his, though I was sure that doing this I would not have to watch it grow up and see it every day and be reminded of that empty place he left in my heart.

The Tumor began crying on the other side of the glass.

The entire waiting room lit up with frightened, glossy eyes, as if the very specter of Death was drumming his bony knuckles on their bloated bellies. One began to cry. Then another. Then they were all wailing banshees, unsure of where this sound was coming from within themselves.

“You dumb bitch! Look what you’ve done to your sisters! You were supposed to sedate it properly! You asshole! You whore! You piece of shit!”

The receptionist’s screams sent me out of the waiting room as fast as my weak legs could go without a mind controlling them.

I left the waiting room, but I couldn’t escape the wailing. That damned, haunted wailing. They were the sirens behind my car. They were the nightmare floating above my head. They were the rot in my fruit, the cramp in my leg, the pressure in my skull, the nightmare above my bed, the distraction at my work, the early to my climax, the impatience in every good thing I could find for myself. But, but…it only lasted a short while, relatively. The wails faded to echoes, and then to a memory, the memory of him, and I could go on living. It’s been years, and many more women have made the same choice I did. But I still did it when not everyone was…I was one of the firsts. I was also one of the last to question it, and I’m just glad I don’t have to question it any longer.

But I can’t help thinking sometimes. And sometimes reminds me of back then, back when I stopped thinking for only one moment, a moment I was sure would be for the best. But now all I’m sure of…I’m sure I left behind more than just the Tumor that day.


The Mellowdramatic Murder of My Reservation


The fault of a part is usually to blame for collapse in the whole.

This is the mantra of retrospective foresight, an employment that demands sacrifice for smoother waters tomorrow. Especially when it comes to social mingling and supposedly required interactions of the juvenile kind…I absolutely must be a master at this.

It is the only way I, the Don Quixote of the millennial era, can hope to blend in with false niceties and a cloak of similarity. Nevertheless, I still have hope for them! With each interaction, I learn how to entice my fellow twenty-something year olds, how to meet them as equals, how to tolerate their obsessions. Somewhere within the rotted crust of the whole lies a golden core, and I chew away relentlessly for that sweet center. Reservation is the hero here, certain that humanity is worth investing time and understanding in. Besides, I know, without Reservation and retrospective foresight…then I am a carp, flopping around on the top of a hill, miles away from the lake; it’s a nice view, but I need that damn water if I’m going to live.

Desperate for a breath of clear air from my home, a place I like to call “Hell’s Crotchpocket,” I opted for a semester studying in London, England. Here I could start afresh, with an optimistic mind and an open heart. All I needed to remember: the fault of a part is usually to blame for the collapse of the whole. I must steel every socializing nerve in my body, prepare myself mentally, and make myself the most impressive foreigner they’ve ever seen. One crack in the cement, and that whole edifice comes crumbling down.

Personal justifications aside, it was a failure. The fault must definitely lay with that Norwegian…A pal of mine (I think), fast friends despite being clearer opposites than Progressives and Conservatives, with his brash and unapologetic nature putting my own manipulative goodwill out to dry. He and I were due for a shindig that clocked in at nine, but that more experienced fellow assured me that drinking beforehand was a prerequisite. So I acquiesced, stood in the corner, as he and the rest of my flat drank. Long bottles of tequila, stubby glasses of rum, cubic vials of vodka, all disappearing down their hollow throats – my flatmates, ten in total, who insisted on showing me how parties are done in the UK. As the minutes trickled on, the clocklike array of cards began to mysteriously lose face, and I began to doubt if we would ever get to the party. The time rang eleven, though only for me.

It was supposed to be fun, a kickstart night welcoming all freshmen (and international students like myself). A night of easy dancing and cool music, an event of socializing and getting to know those whom you might spend the rest of your university days with – or the rest of your life, even. At least, that’s what I hope from the bottom of my heart it will turn out to be. I may have journeyed here to study, add another cinderblock in an impressive degree, but that doesn’t shelve my romantic telescope. And let me tell you, from this chilly mountaintop, the stars promised to be bright tonight.

But then the Norwegian was drunk. He was my closest compatriot in this strange land, and exceptionally handsome, so I was relying on his company to loosen crowds. But his tongue loosened first, loosened so much that it wrought a cannon to fire off as many derogatory statements into the hearts of our female companions as possible. I would have risked it, though. I would have risked it to not be alone at the forthcoming party, but he soon disappeared with a group of even looser buddies. All who obviously had attended the pre-drinking festivities of their own flats, and manifested within a cloud of smoke that reeked filthily of nicotine. For the record, the Norwegian did wildly gesture at me to join, but there were far too many of his kind now that my hand was forced to disappointedly wave him off. I shouldn’t have relied so heavily on his company.

And so the fault must certainly lie with these worthless pre-drinking festivities. Before he left, the Norwegian tried to force me to drink, said it would get my blood pumping – and he was probably right. But the stuff tastes like rubbish, and I would rather not act like rubbish, so I focus on Kings as the rest of the powwow passes around their Peace Pint. After the Norwegian, it was the Indian who got drunk first. But she was petite, and whined pathetically as the games penalties were heaped on her shoulders, sinking her further into that muddlebrained mire. I laugh, I compete in the categories seriously, but I am deeply anxious to hurry to the real party. The real party that might offer such a change from the stagnant cesspools of Hell’s Crotchpocket. Who would I meet? Could I actually convince a beautiful, intelligent young woman to drink with me? Of course, I wouldn’t have more than one glass; I must keep my wits out of courtesy for her company…Still, what of the dancing – will it be actual dancing? How do I approach her? What if my movements fall short of charming, and I-

The German directs my attention towards choosing a card. She is the only other not drinking, and as antsy as I to move on to the venue. “It must be everything I hope for, right?” I signal with my eyes. She might be a third year, but she’s still a novice at reading expressions because she just smiles agreeably and sips her Coke.

I am continually offered the community booze, and politely refuse with not decreasingly hidden disgust. Nevertheless, my optimism is unwavering, even as the drunken festivities clamber towards midnight, and I see shadows in the soggy walkways lurching homewards, probably those who arrived at its commencement around nine.

Actually, that sight does put a damper on my hopes.

Thankfully, the German has also had enough, and joins my pleas that convince the rest of our haggard troupe to move on to the main event…Finally! I confess to excitement, though I’ve always put a firm heel down on the throat of this particular brand of merrymaking…it’s simply not the kind of indulgence I’d prefer taking advantage of. But it’s an alien thing to me, this “clubbing” business, and novelty is enough to quiet principle for a brief while. I smile at the German for assisting this poor American in his dilemma. Perhaps she can take the place of the Norwegian?

Her eyes flutter and she places her hand gently on my arm. I smile sweetly back at her and escape before she further misinterprets my actions.

The rain comes in a light sprinkle. I won’t blame the rain, because rain is pleasant. The dance itself is in a pub on our university’s campus, so it’s a short walk through gravel unevenly shifted by tipsy toddlers, some of them not even able to make it through the trees. We arrive to a line of students longer than the building itself, waiting to get in…but it is all right! In fact, I am relieved, worried that the fault might come to lie with our late arrival and the absence of attendees. But a queue line in the rain? I come here expecting fun in a place I would normally dismiss, so what is a little wet wait? All these belching, chanting, ass-grabbing, smoking, swearing wretches – they’re nothing I haven’t dealt with before at home.

This is fine.

As the long line disappears, man by woman, into the club, I quiver in anticipation. Who will I meet tonight? What should I say? My breath smells fresh enou – crap, I think the rain melted the paste in my hair! But it is too late to tell, too late to change; the doors open wide, a red aura and trembling bass waves pouring forth from within. I expected this sort of raucous, but…not at this level. Still, I’m here for the people. I can hear my Reservation calling, that this is a crowd with infinite potential, and that the people of this crowd can offer me something fantastic. Well, then, it’s high time to meet them!

No sooner do I step inside the pulsating red shadows am I sucked up in an enormous mass, mashing and kneading to process me through its lumps of human flesh. The air itself is sweat, and that which drips down ungraceful figures flailing about in these cramped quarters serves as saliva – Several heaving gulps are required to wash me down this strange throat, this immense organ of bodies. The belly of the beast is nothing but alcoholic madness as bloodshot eyes look upwards into darkness, mouths agape like lifeless fish heads bobbing up and down in a pool of emptiness. Their meaty lips pull back in smiles, but they gulp desperately for air in secret as their glossy eyes swivel in search of the closest Zippo. They are clammy, cold, surrendering the faintest response as I swim in search of some semblance of life. I leave the bar and break for the tents, certain that misty air might wash the brains I desperately long to pick. Though I am met with questions there, they are not the pleasant kind: “Hey, fam, got have a lighter? Hey, do you smoke weed? How ‘bout a glass of beer, then find a real party?”

There has to be some safe haven here; Someone just like me, searching for someone just like them, as disgusted as I am with how far social intimacy has fallen.

But, the more I look for life in the whole, the more shattered parts present themselves in its stead. I try! I swear, I really do – But look there: at the bar, faults – on the deck in the rain, faults – in the basement club, faults – in the large white tents, faults. Faults everywhere, no matter how hard I try not to look for them. I can speak with no one, because no one has the capacity to speak, or feel reasonably, or do anything else but absorb the heat of corporeal contact, and so there is no one to prove that my founded faults are not grounded. What a waste of time, of sanity – I need to get out of this cesspool! I make my way out the doors, to the cool of the rain, but the crowd has changed. At least when it acted as an organ, a body made of many bodies, there was life still and a purpose for movement. But now the energy is gone – What remains is a sticky, hot lump, welded as one by the gas of booze and cigarettes.

I am swimming in shit. A mushy mass of shapeless filth, drained dry of organic usefulness and God-given autonomy, squelches with every step aimed at escape. Chunks of bloody corn stare at me, red kernels behind humanlike skulls worn to slivers by digestion – the hunger for acceptance. A rotting stench of sop swirls in my head, almost as if no longer a gas but a dripping liquid oozing from the crack of the intestinally tormented. There is puke on the floor, literal puke, but it can hardly compete with the bitter auditory diarrhea that sloshes around in my ears, sticking to the drums and the canals until I can hear nothing more than the sloshing of human excrement. Base groans and groaning bass, thumping in the loins of everyone present but thumping my brain to the point of insanity.

My back sticks to one of these walking stools, a portly girl with piercings in her tongue that might well be a key ring she swallowed as a child. Those kernels in her head speak one word: sex. She smiles, opens her mouth, I smell the rancid smoke climbing from the depths, see the piss coating her tongue, beg her apologies, and flee.

Now I am in the middle of it all. I cannot see the exit, or the Norwegian, or the Indian, or the German, or even a single thing I recognize as comfortable, familiar. All I see is a black mass, lumpy and wet, flopping about in the dark under that red light. I can barely breathe now, its putrid, moldy, rotting steam choking my mind and seizing my heart. I panic, lost in a shit-sea, paddling desperately for shore where there is none to be found. Mouths grin through the dark muck, anxious to sink deeper into the bowels of warm, empty pleasure. I am drowning in this fecal mire, my mind races, my limbs fail to move, my eyes register nothing before me –

In my blindness – a voice.

The voice drifts over the crap-covered floor from a stage, where a DJ stirs the pot. Waving to me from on high – my lofty Reservation! Her angelic smile beaming down, she opens her arms to encourage.

“Keep searching, my brave warrior! She is here, somewhere, just waiting for you!”

With a graceful gesture she beckons, towards those twisted faces half-dissolved from the juices designed to help them save face. They gawk at me with incomprehension as to why I resist the joys of invasive connection.

“But where? How much longer must I search? I’m so very tired!”

My Reservation does not answer, but gestures once again over those pitiful floating heads beneath. I can only bring myself to glance at them again, but their gaping, oozing stares are revolting to even feel upon the back of your head. Still, if my Reservation says she must be here, then she must be here! I hold my breath and plunge back in, filled with determination.

For an hour I sifted through the bile, through those animalistic pleas for pleasure, for someone above the roar of dysfunction. But my eyes began to cloud over, my brain waxes lax, and I almost realized too late that I was sinking into something new. Something the people here came to escape, something they had to lose their minds and their very selves to ignore.

Something called despair.

A laugh rises up over the turmoil. I start from my lapse, and flail desperately for the surface, the laugh growing ever louder. When my head breaks above the muck, that laugh pierces the grimy air of the dance floor, shrieking at a pitch that only I can hear – and wish I could not.

It belongs to my delicate, my innocent, my optimistic Reservation. She now hangs off the edge of the stage, pupils expanded in madness and cheeks split with her smile, howling in hysterics. She points aimlessly at the malodorous orgy.

“She’s there, boy! She’s there, somewhere, somewhere, somewhere!”

She then points straight at my forehead and cackles. But this is too much! My panic rises to a grand capitulation, and, without thought, I take off my belt and swing it above my head repeatedly, then let go. The belt hurtles across the room, over the toilet I’m sinking in, and wraps tight round the neck of my Reservation. She grasps for it, but loses her grip in the process, tipping over and plummeting headfirst into the shit sloshing onto the stage. Her ringing laughter is abruptly reduced to weak burbling. She does not resurface. But she lingers still, still lingers…

My head finally clears, and I walk freely out of the building without a single piece of crap smudging my shirt.

As I stagger home in the rain, I pass another group, drunk from pre-drinks and on their way to the party. At the back is a naïve-looking fellow: a babyface with clear and hopeful eyes. He is also a dreamer, excited for what he finds back at that party, the one I just left in horror. And who knows; maybe he will find what he’s looking for? It’s a foolish dream, I see at last, but I hope he does.

I am no longer so immature, to hope there might be someone like me out there, who believes that human connection can be made both rationally and emotionally, out of high-minded care and an eye for the future. To hope there is someone who can keep their head above the shit, and still keep a smile on their face as they aim towards contentment, not only happiness…Do they exist?

I, a child, so eager to cross the threshold of Hell in search of an angel, a righteous fool. Yes, I will still forge friendships with the Norwegian and the German and the Indian…the American, the Brit, the Chinese, every one of them. I will laugh with them, work with them, share stories with them, feel things with them. But what I can no longer do is expect the impossible from them. I tried so long, in the hopes that meaningful human connections among young people, built on merit and virtue rather than social pleasure and political convention, might still exist. I hoped that love might still be out there in untouched fields, harvesting the land in its purest form.

The drought killing those fields was the fault of the whole’s collapse. But it happened before I arrived, and I mourn that I can do nothing but settle for the last semblance of a home among the rubble. Since there is no single part to blame, I have murdered my Reservation, and dunked her in the very thing I sought hope from: the youth of the human race.

In this manner I say, without joy, without the despair of hoping, without Reservation, that the generation still consuming this undefined collective good…They cannot see the sun, through all the shit sealing the cave they dance in.


How the Panther Lost Her Poise


In the land of Hatuga, there are Haves, and there are Have-Yours. Have-Nots are nonexistent, for the forest is so overabundantly fruitful that one cannot live their life without declaring at least one thing to be solely their own. There are many, however, who are never happy unless they possess the one thing treasured by someone else. These are the Have-Yours, and ravenous beasts who will cease at nothing until they have seized that which they covet most from their neighbor. And, even after that, their dissatisfaction persists.

Once, not too long ago, the most feared predator in the forest was neither the wolf, the lion, the snake, the polar bear, or the caterpillar, none of these which you might normally guess. No, for in those days the Panther was the supreme hunting machine. She was not just the agilest of cats, but hunted in enormous packs that could number as large as forty – forty human-sized cats, pitched as the night, leaping soundlessly through the canopy before pouncing without warning on their prey three stories below. They were lean, lithe, and could grip limbs with even less effort than your average gibbon – whether those limbs were the tree branches they bounded across, or the limbs of unaware feasts devoured in seconds as that swarm of treetop piranhas descended in a swirling tornado of fur and claw.

Panthers used to be a well-oiled machine, a pack of hunters even more singular in their collective mind than wolves. The wolves of Hatuga, in fact, learned their techniques from the Panther, only to replicate their system with the flaws that come only naturally to an imperfect translation. Guttural growls in their muscular chests, short like a morse code trapped in their lungs, would vibrate through the trees and coordinate every attack – the obstacles in the brush, the map of the trees, the status of the prey, and, most importantly, their method of approach. For each Panther trusted her sister with her own fulfillment, and therefore her life. No, there was not one greater example of efficient communication than the Panther – most feared of jungle predators by the tight-knitted nature of their community.

But an efficient machine is not immune from the chance accident that sends a spring popping off into the void, the destiny of one panther who chanced to land on a rotting branch during a scouting expedition. She fell all the way to the floor, unperturbed as her plummet was softened by the pads on her feet, executing the pack’s prepared protocol and thereby landing safely thanks to the teachings of her sisters.

Now, in the panthers’ territory, there lived many other Hatugans both predator and prey alike. The least of these, a predator by nature but treating himself like prey, was Watersnake. Watersnake lamented his lot, a venomless reptile with drab markings, unseen and passed on by all. His scales were not eye-catching, so he concealed himself in the dirt. His bite was not dangerous, so, from the safety of his hiding places, he hurled insults. And his tail, though he could mimic the much more infamous Rattlesnake by vibrating it at high speeds, he kept still. He did not want to attract fearful attention that he could not back up with devastating action.

Today, though, was a desperate day in the life of Watersnake. He was feeling particularly self-destructive, tired of the flecks of dirt always in his eyes and hateful of his fellow Hatugan. So, when the panther plummeted ad landed safely next to him, he seethed with righteous injustice.

“Why would this creature,” he slithered through his despondent thoughts, “blessed with a beautiful coat, a graceful tail, powerful claws, and a fearsome roar, also be blessed with the utilities to fall thirty feet out of the sky and land as if it had never left the ground? It’s not fair! Not fair, no!”

That was his last thought, before the natural fuel of frustration and pessimistic comparisons propelled Watersnake to lash out. He knew it would be his last lash, but at least all in Hatuga would finally know him, either for his bravery, his stupidity, or the mark left by his action, as the worm who dared challenge the apex predator.

When the Panther felt a sting on the end of her tail, she was worried she might have shredded it back up among the branches. But then – the rattling. The familiar death rattles of a Rattlesnake, poison dangerous enough to paralyze a Panther in under a minute, and kill her in three. The Panther hardly glanced at Watersnake – his mouth full of her tail, his eyes blazing with the fires of finality, and his own tail vibrating like a bee’s wings to keep up the facade – before she shredded that sorry snake to chunks between her claws and fangs.

But the damage was done. The Panther had been convinced by the display that her tail, her source of pride and balance, was now poisoned. And her training in these situations was very clear: her tail had to go. With tears in her eyes from the forthcoming loss and not just the present pain, she clamped her teeth at the base of her tail and gnawed until she was able to pull it free, separating the toxin she feared was working its way up from doing further harm.

The Panther did her best to try and make it back to the pack. The longer she searched, the longer her vision stretched, until it was obvious to her that the loss of blood from her posterior was just a much a danger as the venom had been. She was not so familiar with her surroundings from the forest floor, wasting the meager supply of consciousness left in her possession on trying to spot the branch that failed her in the treetop as a starting point. Her head was still upraised when she finally collapsed from the self-inflicted wound.

As the Panther’s vision blurred back to life, her first waking thought simply being shock that she was still alive, it came to her attention that she had been moved inside a canvased shelter. Gaudily decorated, earthy and warm, a smorgasbord of furs and metallurgically tailored art pieces.

“You’re awake! For a second there, I was worried you wouldn’t, but here you are.”

The curtains partitioning the inside from the out parted, and a young man came waltzing in on the smoke of a blacksmith’s fire outside. The Panther was still woozy, but that did not hinder her first instinct: to snarl at the intruder in this strange tent, though it probably belonged to him. She did not care about learning his intentions, for he was strange to her.

The young man, still more boy than man, laughed at her. His good-natured cheeriness calmed her down instead of steeling her defenses.

“I’ve always heard you Panthers were fearsome creatures, and it’s amazing to see how true that is in person! Oh, there’s no shame in how I found you passed out in a bush, nearly dead. There was so much blood that I never would have found you if it hadn’t trickled its way down to me.”

The Panther tried to rise. Her legs were weak, and she wobbled about until she collapsed again in a pile of furs. The young man reached out to comfort her, but quickly retracted his offer when her jaws snapped at his outreached digits. Turning her attention cautiously from him, she began to lick the stump where her tail used to be. She could still feel the ghostly presence of that severed limb, flicking about in a reality where it still existed. Her licks were small, pitifully half-hearted.

“Look,” whispered the boy meekly. “I could make you a new tail. Nothing that would replace what you had, of course…but something is better than nothing. I happen to be a skilled metalsmith, and, I promise: it will be the best work I’ve ever made. Because I’ll make it specifically for you.”

The Panther was too drained of energy to reason whether she should trust the boy or not. Instead, the warmth of good intentions emanated from him relaxed her suspicions, and the skill displayed by the sculptures littered about the tent reassured her as a testament to his dedication. Besides, he had tended to her well enough while she was asleep, bandaged the stump where her tail had been. What threat did a clawless, fangless, furless little beast pose while she was awake? 

Confident in her power when matched up against her host, even in her anemic state, the Panther consented to a test run for whatever machination he had in mind. The metalsmith’s excitement was palpable, for his talents had never actually been used for something practical before. 

“Thank you, thank you, thank you! Give me two weeks, and I’ll have the perfect new tail for you. I promise, you will not regret it.” 

For two weeks, the Panther was tended to as an esteemed and valued guest by the metalsmith. He would work on her tail in the misty hours of the morning, hammering and molding solid gold into rings, then linking them together with complicated gears and wires. In the afternoon, he would go out hunting, returning with some wild fowl just as the sun began to set. And, at night, he would sleep outside under the stars, allowing the Panther free reign of his own personal territory inside the tent. The metalsmith was also persistently friendly with her, carrying on pleasant conversation through just about any subject they could think of. If she wanted to talk about it, he had something to contribute, and she almost made a game out of finding some topic that might eventually leave him speechless. 

Eventually, she did. The night before the makeshift tail was to be completed, as they were watching the stars together, the Panther asked the metalsmith why he only made statues for the longest time. Pretty things, she admitted, having grown fond of staring at their intricate shiny coats all day, but still quite useless in the grand scheme of the forest. Silence was never the boy’s first response, so she almost wondered if he had wandered off somewhere when no answer came.

But he was deep in thought, having never really explored that part of his motivation before. 

“You know how,” he explained, “you were once so very good at hunting? But you would only hunt for what you knew you could catch, and what you knew you would eat? And that you never had to guess why or how you knew you would catch and eat, but you knew by the fact you could that it was worth the pursuit? It’s kind of like that.” 

The Panther didn’t quite understand, but what she did notice was a somber tone had overtaken his demeanor, a shade she had not seen before. She wanted to know, get more out of him – but she felt she should not. That was his territory, and the least she could do was leave that part of the encampment to him. But the most she could do was gently tug his shirt with her teeth, not tearing it, and offer him a place back inside his tent for the first time in weeks. So she did. And the sleep she had that night, curled up next to the metalsmith’s side, was the night the phantom pain of her tail finally evaporated into a vague memory.

The next morning the Panther awoke to see the metalsmith sitting next to her. Bright-eyed, smiling, almost glowing with confident radiance, legs crisscrossed at the base of her resting place. And there, in front of his folded knees, lay the new tail in all its splendor. 

The tail was a work of mechanical genius. Several golden rings, inlayed with crushed Amethyst, Sapphire, and Onyx to harden the exterior and give it a blackened sheen. Within each ring was a complex array of gears and regulators, harnessed to piano-thick wires that ran through each interior. These wires and wheels kept the golden rings bound together as they swayed back and forth, up and down, all around,  with every bit the fluid movement of a Panther’s tail mimicked as was the style.  

The Panther would have been skeptical to accept something so quickly, but she had grown to appreciate the metalsmith’s art. To wear one of his original pieces excited her in a way she had never felt before. She first considered it might just be the highs of receiving special attention and gifts from someone she had grown to care about. What she would discover, much much later, was that this was her first experience as being considered an individual, and not part of a larger whole – even by herself. 

Panthers exist within the pack; outside the pack, panthers do not exist. This is how the species has stockpiled infamy, branding themselves as predators not to be trifled with. And now, for the first time, a panther considered itself the Panther, distinguished among its kind by her enviable replacement tail. 

The Panther, therefore, felt an explicit need to show off her tail to the rest of her pack. To reassure them that she was still alive and capable of hunting, of course. But also to make the most out of her good fortune and generous friend by showing them both off. The metalsmith was not keen to the idea of waltzing into a den of panthers, but he wished to monitor his friend closely. If he observed any pain or discomfort where the concealed harness held his masterwork in place, he would want to adjust it immediately lest her wound break open again. 

The panthers’ den was carved into the side of a mountain, home to abandoned ruins built by some human Hatugan tribe long forgotten. No one quite knew why the ruins were abandoned, or who built them in the first place, but the panthers deemed this a worthy spot and chased out all other signs of life within a five-mile radius. The silence was eerie to the metalsmith as they entered that territory. To the Panther, she felt the relief of returning home. 

The interior of the cave was several stories tall and deep, with countless ledges (due to the dark) staggered about the cave walls. The glittering reflection of a thousand eyes alerted the Panther that her entire pack was home. The glittering shine of the Panther’s tail alerted her pack that something was amiss. And then they saw their sister’s companion, and they were up in arms. 

The Panther had to strike five of her sisters across the snout before they would stop lunging at the metalsmith with salivating maws. She explained to them why she had gone missing, which they seemed not to have taken notice of. She told them the story of how she came to lose her tail, which they didn’t much care about. And then she told them of what this metalsmith came to do for her. That piqued their attention, for they had noticed the beauty of the twitching artificial tail reflecting moonlight on the stalagmites behind her. They demanded to know this bold architect, the one who dared believe he could replicate the sacred image of a Panther’s tail.  

Truth be told, to a cat, the jeweled tail was absolutely mesmerizing. And it was no secret from her body language that the Panther took pride in the gift – not merely because of its value as a priceless work of art, but also because of the caring feelings behind the person who gave it to her. He had made her stand out as an individual, with this gift making her unique against the standard black coats of the panthers around her, and by his very devotion to tending to her at her worst. 

All the panthers smiled, licking their sister as a sign of welcome and comfort for her loss. They even licked the metalsmith as thanks for taking care of one of their own. But each and every one of those wildcats harbored in their heart a secret – that they coveted what their sister had brought home. Not the tail, not the man, but the happiness that these things seemed to afford her. Needing more time to sort through this new rising feeling of jealousy, the pack invited the metalsmith to spend the night in their den and share their latest catch of Wildebeest. They celebrated with warm milk harvested from dolphins living in the caverns underground, not rejoicing for the return of the wayward panther, but as a routine booster injected into the morale and connection of the pack. But the seeds had been planted; the metalsmith enjoyed the festivities, his good Samaritanship a badge of honor. The panthers watched him closely, fake Cheshire grins reassuring him, seething and plotting all the while to themselves. 

The first casualty came that very morning, before the sun had even stretched its fingers beyond the cover of the horizon. A larger panther, one of the oldest hunters in the pack and the least satisfied with her place in society, was found dead behind a tree. It was evident she had tried to gnaw her tail off, for, rather than bleed to death from the self-inflicted wound, she had choked to death when the tail got lodged in her throat. 

This tragic accident caused a rumble throughout the pack. Not because the death impacted them emotionally, or the sight of a dead sister spurned them, no. It was because they realized that they were now all after the same thing: to be as content and happy as the prodigal Panther.  

Their hair bristling as they passed each other, eyes locked and teeth bared, the panthers spread out through the forest, each finding a secluded spot to begin the delicate removal of their organic tails in favor of artificial ones. Surely, such a sparkly treasure was the secret to their sister’s happiness?  

When the Panther stretched herself awake and yawned in the heat of the afternoon, she noticed that the metalsmith was no longer sleeping next to her. A far-off clanking caught her ears, the sound of metal on metal, that warmed her heart and bid her to come. She trotted off deeper into the cave, searching for her talented artisan. 

The rest of the pack, careful not to disturb their sister with that coveted golden tail, softly kneaded their paws on the pack of the metalsmith until his eyes fluttered open. How surprised he was, to see an entire line of panthers with nubs for tails, bleeding and begging for a tail like she who still slept so soundly. 

Quite the bleeding heart, the metalsmith gathered his tools and followed the pack into the back of the den. After spending hours quickly dressing their wounds, he proceeded to craft them makeshift tails with the abundant gold they brought him from deeper in the caverns. But each tail he made didn’t quite look right, or move in a realistic way, for he had not the two weeks to craft the mechanical parts necessary for a true work of art. What he was making were simple counterbalances – still pretty to look at and moderately functional, but nothing compared to his friend’s specially crafted tail. 

At first, the metalsmith tried desperately to hold on to that good feeling of being useful, and the panthers tried their best to be grateful with what they received. But as the pain in their backsides mounted, and the tails got sloppier and sloppier as the metalsmith’s hands tired from unrewarded charity, and the happiness they saw in their sister remain unreflected in themselves, the more they hated this metalsmith for their tailless state. Finally, one of the younger ones refused what was being offered. 

“Make me a tail like your first, please,” she spat back in his face, keeping her stump away until she received what she believed she truly deserved. 

“That would take two weeks!” spluttered the metalsmith. 

“I can wait,” came her reply. Same was the reply from the next panther, and the next, and the next, until a hundred panthers were reasonable enough to each wait two weeks for their own amazingly wonderful joy-granting tails.  Two weeks for them…years for him.

The whines were deafening. The metalsmith covered his ears, looking panicked all around him, daunted by the task of pushing what he loved too far to extremes for panthers he barely knew. The first tail was made with the love of a bent-up passion, and the joy at being useful to one in dire need. But now he was being used as a tool by a society of ravenous predators, who took no chances in being satisfied. And so the first meek thought in his generous, charitable heart muttered the unavoidable truth: 

“I can’t.”

The Panther trotted to the edge of the open space just in time to see her sisters descending from the walls, swarming all around her beloved metalsmith, before he was enveloped by the pitch-black eye of that storm of fur. There was a surprised inhalation from the center, which echoed for a while over the sound of tearing and chewing, before it faded away under the chaotic soft padding of paws. When the panthers peeled off, each to their private nook, all that remained of the metalsmith was a pile of bones – stripped clean, nothing to distinguish them from the stones strewn about the cave, save their distinctive shape and the deep cuts of tooth and claw. 

The Panther sat, her tail lying still in the dust. She bent her head down over the bones at her feet, sniffing them, trying to pick up the faintest scent left behind by the craftsman…Nothing. There was truly not one trace left of him.  

There was a sorrowful rip of fabric, a clank, and the sound of only one pair of padded paws stumbling clumsily out of the cave. In her departure, the Panther left behind the golden, jewel-encrusted tail and its harness, the last remain of the man who had saved her life – abandoned, discarded among the bones of its creator. It was by no fault of her own that he was now gone, for what can one panther do against the whole of her society? Nothing, for its work is done in the shadows, and the consequences arrive and depart like the death of will.

The rest of the pack hardly noticed the Panther leave; their eyes were captured by the makeshift tail she left behind. Those eyes gradually became aware of the other eyes around them, hungry and isolating, Only a few minutes of bated breath passed before the pack swarmed again, this time at each other, snapping and batting their ears and whiskers, blood flying, competing for the right to possess that unnatural prosthetic. 

Eventually, the pack came to a very reasonable compromise. Instead of any singular panther donning the tail permanently, they studied its intricate contraptions until each was able to replicate it for themselves. None was as well-crafted as their model, for no cat had the passion, the skill, or the opposable thumbs to rival that original inventor. Instead, each panther compared their tail to the tails of their neighbor, and found those surrounding them severely wanting. And where one believes they are surrounded by uninspired beggars, one tends to grow suspicious, and close off from the rest of society. 

And so the pack, each member safeguarding the posterity of her own posterior, dispersed – each panther sought out her own way, alone, guarding her back against the jealous, coveting paws of her own kind. Having given up seizing the happiness they had seen in the Panther by deciding that it was a façade and did not actually exist, the panthers found solace in security. Their existence became wrapped up in keeping what they already possessed, so long as what they possessed looked better than what they thought others possessed. The tail spoke for the panther, despite not being part of the panther in the first place. 

A panther was still quite capable of hunting on its own, but these were now less-than panthers. They may have replicated the tail successfully, but no one knew how to maintain its synchronicity with an organic body. Metals rusted, surgical connections newly pioneered beyond the original’s designs harbored infections, and every single panther was weighed down by the heavy burden until their joints ached and their bodies bloated and slugged. Slowly but surely, health slipping away as easily as the prey they starved over, the panther population died out. Even in their dying throes, they clung tightly to the tail they thought enhanced their being with the hope that they might one day find joy delivered unto them. But that joy never came, and the only day they ever found was their final. 

As for the Panther, after she threw off her tail, she never quite regained her poise. She could barely hunt, for she was no longer limber, and the jungle grew to adapt in ways that left her hunting methods in the dust. And yet she persevered, spurred on by a need to survive and the pride, not in her tail, but in the individuality born through her tragic experiences. She began to craft weapons, pounce from the undergrowth and water instead of from the canopy, and lay traps and ambushes that better served her diminished speed and agility. She may not have had a tail, or a pack, but she had herself. And she worked hard every day to make sure that would be enough. 

Some Hatugans believe that she began to walk upright to counteract her balance, forage and seek softer foods due to the difficulty of relying on meat every day, and evolve her thumbs into the opposable kind to craft better tools. Some say that these human tendencies overtook her whole form, until you could only tell she was once a Panther by the pointed ears folded away under her jet-black hair. And I would tell you, this theory is highly unlikely. 

Yet… I believe it. For the Panther was still a Have-Not. True, she no longer needed a pack, but she did need a friend like the one she once had. Indeed, we Hatugans believe she would naturally do whatever was necessary to be among those who were like the metalsmith – the one friend who helped her in her time of need, helping her build enough strength to define herself. And no amount of gold, no quality of tail, no solidarity with society, can replace that kind of bond.  She refused to settle for substitutions, ever again.