Partnershipping with Parasites


If you have ever visited the forest of Hatuga, you know what a miraculous place it is – a place where the bird speaks lyric and the human twitters in the trees, a place where waterfalls flow upstream and apes lend books to man and beast alike. There is an order to the forest to the tune of mutual existence; the beings that live here rely on each other. They do so, not with the animalistic instinct calling them to be herds or flocks, but with complete conscious compliance with their own need for community, for fellowship. However, just because a relationship between beasts might be necessary, does not always make it a good match. There are some relationships that clearly favor one side over the other. This usually happens because one side would rather allow itself to be taken advantage of, than be deprived of the company.

In the heat of the jungle near the bank of the Euphrates shuffled about a complacent Capybara. Now, our Capybara was not complacent when it came to her meals, no; only the finest juiciest melons for this rodent. Nor was she complacent when it came to her resting spots, no; sleep came to her only in patches of grass from which sprouted a certain balance of coolness and warmth. In all of these, the Capybara was extremely selective, never settling.

Our Capybara was only complacent by vice of the friend she kept. That so-called “friend” was Buffalo Leech, an enormous worm who remained joined to Capybara’s hip through thick and thin. Quite literally, whether its host liked it or not.

She tended to like it.

“How am I so lucky,” the Capybara gushed to the Leech, “to have a friend as loyal as you?”

“Stop your squirming already,” muttered the Leech with its mouth full of hip, “or you’ll make me lose my grip. What good would that do either of us?”

For the Capybara, this Buffalo Leech constantly showered her with attention and words of encouragement. She did consider it her Leech, since the worm never seemed to take stock in anyone else. But by drinking her blood, it seemed to know exactly what he was feeling.

“You need to chill out, and don’t have such high expectations,” the Leech would say, when its rodent would start to stress over the mess in her territory or the flavor of her water. “It’s not like you can do much about it, anyway. But you can make your blood taste better by relaxing, so why don’t you do that for me, huh?”

The Capybara never felt alone with the Leech, and was grateful to her companion for its good advice and constructive critique.

Such as, when she was feeling sad for no reason:

“There’s no need to feel depressed. It’s all in your head! Depression is just the disappointment you feel when you wake up and remember that all you are is just a really big rat.”

Or, when she couldn’t quite nail the steps for a new dance she was practicing:

“Oh, wow, you’re doing great. It’s never too late to learn a groovy dance. So it won’t really hurt if you put it off, try it again tomorrow or something, right? Spend some time with me instead…I’m feeling pretty hungry.”

Or, if she had eaten one too many melons for lunch:

“Whoa, there, large Marge. Let’s not get too excited and eat the whole forest, m’kay? What will folks think if they see me hanging around a fat rat who has no self-control? They’ll think I have no self control, either.”

All the while, never ceasing its perpetual slurp.

One morning, however, the Capybara felt…off. She felt like something was weighing her down, breaking her back, sinking her steps. And there was! The Buffalo Leech had grown more than a foot long, weighing thirty pounds full of its host’s blood. The Capybara could live with that, for she was still physically solid on the outside. But on the inside, the Leech’s words had worn her down.

“Man, aren’t you a late riser,” yawned the Leech. “Not like you’ve got anyone waiting for you, or any big plans, though…so I guess it’s all right. Why don’t you hang with me again today?”

The Capybara nodded, used to the routine. But, as the Leech was taking its morning swim in the murky river, she suddenly had an enlightening thought: to run away, and leave the Leech on its own! How foolish it would feel, to look around, and not see its friend anywhere in sight? That would teach the squirmy wormy to weigh me down, thought the Capybara. Worse, teach it to enjoy weighing me down, if it insists on treating me like a pack mule.

The Capybara rose to her feet to follow through with the threats running across her brain. She turned, poised to run…and buckled. Before her was the vast expanse of Hatuga, the steamy jungle that promised only the uncomfortable humidity of loneliness in its tangled brush.

The Capybara felt absolutely awful. She was the worst! How could she ever treat a true friend like that?

“Well, are you going?”

Her heart skipped a beat as he whirled back to the river. Did the Leech bear witness to her traitorous turn? Was she about to get chastised, or, worse, lose a friend?

“Hoo-wee! Aren’t you the jumpy kind? I like that, means we got something in common!”

The Capybara felt something infinitesimally small leap across her ribs, up her back, around her neck, and DINK! Right on the end of her nose!

“You and I will get along just fine,” said a good-natured Flea. “I LOoOoOVE to jump! Don’t stop on account of me, new bounce-buddy! Lessgo!”

So, off they went. It was relief to the Capybara, knowing she could leave the Leech behind, yet still have a friend whispering encouragement in her ear. And what a stark difference in language between the Leech and the Flea! The Flea was full of pep, full of optimism, always wanting to hop along and do the next fun thing. He constantly prodded the Capybara along, never allowing her to stop for a moment, to rest and get mired in worries over what Buffalo Leech was up to.

After a short while, though, Capybara began to realize that the Flea was full of more energy than she had the energy to dream she could have. But she pretended like she wasn’t worn down, sluggish, unable to scratch that persistent itch that demanded she get up and follow the Flea anywhere he wanted. For, at the end of the day, the Capybara would sacrifice her comfort to ensure she at least had one animal there right beside her against the wilds of Hatuga.

It was the Flea’s patience that snapped first.

“Hey, what gives?” barked the Flea. “I thought you were this fun girl who liked to do fun things, not some sad sack of a sorry squirrel! I think I’ll have to hop along and find some friends who can keep up with my company. Call me again when you decide to pull your sticks out of the mud, m’kay?”

And, with one last jeer, the Flea abandoned friendship in the lifeboat of a passing wallaby.

“Oh, no…” moaned Capybara, already feeling the daunting emptiness well up inside her. “What am I going to do without Buffalo Leech or the Flea? I’ll have no one to talk to, no one who relies on me. I’m all alone!”

“I can help you out,” replied a slinky voice in the mud beneath her feet. Tapeworm rose up on its paper-thin body until it was eye-level with Capybara. “But I don’t trust just anyone. I’m very vulnerable, you see, and I need to make sure a friend of mine has a strong constitution.”

That sounded reasonable to the Capybara. The rest of her afternoon was shared with a swapping of secrets, trying to find the next story that they could both relate to. By the time the moon shone through Tapeworm’s translucent body, both had decided that they could trust each other completely as friends. Capybara was content, and they curled up together in a perfectly chosen patch of grass to commemorate the new companionship.

When morning came, Tapeworm was nowhere to be found. Capybara searched and searched, but it was like Tapeworm had vanished into some dark recess somewhere it could never be found. All Capybara had left was a sinking pit in the depths of her stomach, as if the potential of this new friend had created an abscess in its absence that ate away at her last sliver of strength. Capybara was certain that she and Tapeworm were compatible. After all, they had shared so much together in just one night! Why would it just up and disappear like that? There was nothing Capybara could do, now, except wallow in pain and loneliness, wishing on a star that Buffalo Leech would find its way back to her.

A carefree twitter floated down in response to her sobs. Starling landed on her back with the lightest skip, hardly noticed at all until he came to perch near Capybara’s ear.

“No need to squeak around all sorrowful-like, buddy. Tell me what ails ya, and lemme see if I can’t do something about it.”

After listening to her sob-story, Starling had nothing but the realest of sympathies.

“That’s what happens when you surround yourself with parasites. A bunch of little creepy crawlies whose only purpose in life is to suck the energy out of yours. But don’t you worry, naw-ah! Starling’ll keep you company for a little bit. But then, buddy, you gotta learn how to live on your own. Think ya can handle that?”

Capybara sniffled and felt like protesting, but deep down she knew that whatever protests came out were just leftover manipulations from Buffalo Leech, the Flea, and Tapeworm. Starling sang agreeably as she nodded, and she felt his song lift a little the burden of her heart.

Over the next week, Capybara slowly but surely recovered the life sucked from her by those nasty parasites. First the blood drawn by Buffalo Leech returned to her, then the itching to move prompted by Flea vanished, and finally the deep feeling of longing caused by Tapeworm passed through her. Starling was a pleasant and well-rounded conversationalist, never dominating, and always interested in hearing about Capybara’s current state of thinking or feeling. He was, for a season, a good friend.

But he was not hers, having a family to provide for, and she was okay with that. When they parted on good terms, Capybara felt refreshed, confident she could now stand on her own four legs. She still was worried about being alone, but that was natural – Friends made or lost, they were not made forever. Neither were they made to be exclusively hers. But at least she now knew that any friend who felt like a bloodsucking parasite was no friend of hers. She would feel no remorse in cutting it off, even if it meant her search would continue.

Such a selective Capybara has never looked healthier.


The Lonely Scavenger


The forest of Hatuga sometimes acts outside its nature. It is not unusual to get a sunburn in the middle of Winter, or be buried under snow six feet deep in the high time of Summer. But, if a thing occurs without interference from circling elements, is it not anything else but natural? True, that thing might first strike us as bizarre or strange, but this does not discount it from being a natural thing at its root. Nature can be quite contradictory, after all; the only excuse is when a thing tries to become that which it flat-out cannot be. Then, it becomes truly unnatural.

High above the munros of western Hatuga soared a thing that many called “unnatural.” That thing was a bird of prey, a magnificent Bearded Vulture, who went by the name of “Ivan.” It was a name he had to remind himself of multiple times a day, since there was no one around to call him by it. Yes, Ivan was quite the friendless flier, as Bearded Vultures are a species whose sentence is solitude. He tried his talon at chumming it with the rest of the animal kingdom, but never did it dawn on him how frightened they were by his ostentatious display. Not even Ivan’s naïve entreaties could break that natural bond between his visage and terror itself. But he assumed they had somewhere to be, and refused to hold it against them.

Bearded Vultures take great pride in how they decorate themselves; Ivan was no exception, rubbing his ruffles with rust from the soil. He took pride in preening, a laborious effort until his naturally white feathers burned a sunset orange. Plucking up a few choice bones from the ossuary he called nest, Ivan flung on the rib-cage of a chicken as a mask and the skulls of mice as rings, then set off to once again to impress the neighbors in vain with his gaudy attempt at compensating for those secret flaws that no one would educate him on.

Alas, what did the poor bird expect? The same result, no matter how many months he tried to achieve a different result. Off would bolt the neighbors, bird and mammal and reptile, scared to death of his rattling across the skies – lest they end up the next decoration, some sort of bracelet or crown! After five hours of searching for new friends (or even acquaintances) in vain, Ivan landed in a valley for drink. His imposing stature, bright makeup, and sharp beak shone on the surface. The more he stared at his reflection, the more frustrated he grew. These animals didn’t flee before him in a hurry to meet prior arrangements! No…he knew the real reason now. He was disgusting.

The more Ivan though about how disgusting he was to his neighbors, the more disgusted he found himself. The more disgusted he was with himself, the more he felt like…no, he truly did begin to cry. Why wouldn’t he? He was so alone – an unnatural existence staining Hatuga’s munros. The thought frightened him: was to be spurned by all truly the natural order for a Bearded Vulture like Ivan? There was no way a lonely, disgusting creature like himself was strong enough to defy nature.

Stripping off his heavy bone jewelry, washing away his heavy iron stains, Ivan quietly cried to himself until he passed out from weariness at the bank of the pond.

Ivan slept almost peacefully through the morning. When it had almost entirely passed, he awoke with a start to find himself in the midst of a heard of mountain goats. They grazed about him, completely unafraid of the scarlet eyed raptor in their midst. Not wanting to break the peaceful spell, Ivan just sat.

“Excuse me?” Ivan’s eyes refocused down below his enormous wings, where a small, dewey-eyed goat whispered to him. “Are you going to eat that patch of grass?”

“So that’s what it is,” Ivan realized in his head, keeping the revelation to himself. “These goats don’t realize what I am! They think I’m a goat, too, which means…”

Ivan smiled, bent his preened and polished neck towards the dirt, and began to munch on the grass. The small goat smiled back, and stripped a root nearby. Ivan almost cried again – this time for joy.

A week went by, and Ivan did his best to blend in with the herd of mountain goats. He continued to eat the same grass they did, and felt his strength fading fast. Of course, he was beyond himself with happiness at finally being accepted, so the growlings in his gizzard could be stomached if it meant being a part of community. But that wasn’t the only discomfort. The mountain goats, insisting that his painted scarlet feathers were absolutely atrocious, forced him to scrub out all the fashion he prided himself on until he was his natural state of blank. This meant that the filth acquired by wallowing on the ground instead of flying through the sky was all the more apparent.

When mating season commenced, the male goats invited Ivan to join them in their annual ritual. This ritual involved fierce duels, for which Ivan was not equipped unless he absolved his guilt in gouging them with his talons. But he was worried he would be exiled if it came to that, and so was gouged himself, his feathers turning purple and blue as the rival goats stomped him with their hooves and battered him with their horns. He also failed to climb mountains as the other goats did, his awkward knees not built for crawling up a cliff face as their powerful legs and seasoned hooves. Ivan’s talons scritched and scratched, losing their edge, and with nothing to show as he struggled to find purchase that would carry him to the heights of the rest of the herd. But he was one of the goats now, and could not bring himself to use his wings against their kindness, for the sake of his own inclusion.

Ivan also came to terms with the fact that, although the community had accepted him, the individual goats did not. The little goat that grazed with him first never got past her meager greetings. The others, though treating him tolerably well, did not attempt to know him better or closer than if he was just a visitor. Maybe they did see that he was a vulture, and didn’t think it worth pursuing a relationship with him because his presence was of no use to the future of mountain goats? Worry compounded Ivan’s weakness, day-by-day, until he could hardly flap his wings to get off the ground anymore. His heart was just as grounded – and yet still it lied to itself, that this was better than being alone.

One morning, Ivan was roused by the feared bleating of the herd. A shadow flashed across the ground, a fierce shriek, the announcement of a Harpy Eagle as she terrorized the mountain goats with gleeful dive-bombings.

“Ivan,” shouted the herd, almost in unison, “You’re one of us, Ivan! Save us from that bully Harpy!”

van, his heart suddenly alighted by the opportunity to become useful, ignored all his prior fears and weighted wings and took to the skies. He would prove himself, and maybe they would finally accept him as a fellow mountain goat!

The Harpy Eagle didn’t know what hit her at first; she was not expecting an assault from below. Even less so from a fellow raptor, since she was the largest of predatory birds behind Ivan, whose size was closer to an albatross than to his own species. Truly a battle of griffons, talon-locked, crashing into cliff faces and shredding trees. Ivan gouged as best he could, but his claws just didn’t grasp like they used to, pared down to ensure he did not fatally wound his herd. His beak was also blunted, having been close to caving in after one too many collisions with the bony crowns of his bleating brethren. It was still a struggle for her, but Harpy finally slammed Ivan onto his back against a Munro Top. Panting and bleeding, they rested there, gentle winds ruffling their crooked feathers.

“I am surprised,” Harpy gasped, “That a big bird like you could barely put up a fight. There’s plenty to share, though, and I’m willing to cut you in if you can pull your own weight in a hunt better than you can in a duel.”

“I won’t let you hurt them,” wheezed Ivan. “That’s my herd down there. They’re counting on me to protect them.”

Harpy was dumbstruck until laughter struck her even harder. She croaked and cawed at Ivan as he lay on his back. He felt very small, and became aware of his weak wings and growling gizzard again.

“They’ve taken you for a fool, scavenger,” Harpy plainly stated, her expression now serious and unwavering. “Those goats, jealous of your power and your beauty, have pulled you down into the mud with them. They’ve tried to make you a goat, not only to use you, but also to make that which they envy look absolutely ridiculous.”

“They have not! They accepted me-“

“Have they?” Harpy extended her claw, helping Ivan back onto his feet. He towered over her, still, but in this moment she seemed much more empowered than he. What was it, Ivan wondered, that filled this solitary raptor with such conviction?

“I’m glad, even if we butted heads for a moment, that we ran into each other. I’m sure you know the feeling of loneliness that I do, and maybe it’s because you’ve felt it longer that you caved in and settled with sheep. But I ask again, have they really accepted you? Do you feel that it’s right, natural, even, for you to be grazing about down there? Or do you belong up here in the clouds, with me?”

Ivan was torn, and Harpy could read it in his dulled, scarlet eyes. It wasn’t just loneliness – he did not want to betray his friends.

“In three days,” she said, “I will return to hunt. Watch your so-called ‘herd,’ and let me know if they truly see you as a part of them as much as you think they do.” With that, Harpy leapt into the sky and soared, higher and higher on her unapologetically grey wings.

When Ivan returned to the goats, he was met with appreciative bleating and the stomping of hooves. But something new in their interactions with him became clear, some deep-seated resentment towards him. He had never noticed how they talked down to him and isolated him at the same time that they included him in their activities. He was there, but he was not really a part of them. Even their gratitude for chasing away Harpy was backhanded, questioning his ability and wondering why it took him so long to do what should have been natural to him.

The three days didn’t even need to fully pass for Ivan to finally see the mountain goats for what they were. They were miserable creatures, constantly fighting to prove superiority over each other, and eating nonstop to fill some sort of hole in their hearts. They envied Ivan, the individuality of his fashion, his ability to scale the Munro Tops by wing rather than by hoof, and even his sonorous voice. Every activity they included him in, though out of the spirit of community, was meant to break him down into just another miserable goat in the mountains.

Ivan flew to a Munro Top for the first time in a long time, to be alone with his thoughts like he used to be. And it was no surprise that all the thoughts waiting for him were terribly depressing first. Not only was his part in the herd built on lies, but the lies were multifaceted. The herd had lied to Ivan, for he was never really one of them and they had no intention of accepting him as one of them in the first place. Ivan had lied to the herd, for which he physically and mentally weakened himself in order to be accepted by them. And, worst of all, Ivan had lied to himself, and now must go through the withdrawal of separating himself from the goats he thought he had grown close to over the past month.

There was a flutter of wings, deceptively light, which Ivan craned his neck to see Harpy perched next to him. Harpy Eagles are patient, and she made no further attempts to reason with him while his wounds were this deep. He was nursing scars both self-afflicted and society-afflicted, and she knew she would not be able to find words that evenly healed both types of infections. He would need to sort through it himself. For now, she would hunt.

When the Mountain Goats had first found Ivan at the watering hole, observing his lonely shadow for some time, they thought bringing him into their herd was an ingenious way to both eliminate a potential foe and wield him as a weapon to keep their herd safe. They pleasured in how ridiculous he looked while trying to please them, laughing at his pathetic attempts to seek approval and even how he spurned his own natural gifts to adopt theirs.

They no longer laughed as Harpy tugged one of them straight off the face of a munro, sending them bleating until they were dashed on the rocks below. Not of fear, but pure jealousy of the natural talents of an eagle, and all those gifts that made her such an adept predator. They would be predators, too, if they could help it. But they couldn’t even help themselves as they scrambled to safety while Harpy was busy with her freshly fallen dinner.

The Mountain Goats conspired to punish Ivan for sitting out and refusing to sacrifice his dignity for the herd. How dare he, when they had done so much to include him in their mating rituals and mountain climbing! If he felt outcast before, they promised to double their efforts in making him feel both a part of and apart from the herd, and eagerly anticipated how despondent that mighty wyvern would feel in beholding himself to sheep.

Just when they were patting themselves on the back for their clever cruelty, a terrified baaa-ing sounded out from the outer fringe of their circle, carried up, up, and away into the night sky, then plummeting to a halt in the valley below. The sheep were struck with fear – had Harpy finished her feast already, and was back for more? They counted amongst themselves, but even the mountain goats as a herd could not keep track of their own, for the individual mattered very little when they all thought alike.

They realized their mistake as an enormous flap of wings alerted them to the dragon hovering above them – the vulture ready to scavenge the decay of their community. So excited and self-righteous was the mountain goats’ persecution of Ivan, that their vocalization had carried through the Munro Tops up to where he had been lost in thought. Now aware of the obvious truth, Ivan painted his feathers to their former glory, sharpened his talons and beak on a whetstone, decorated his magnificent frame with all his hard-earned jewelry, and filled his gizzard with the fulness of conviction and righteousness that he had been sacrificing at the altar of companionship. Freed from those chains that bound him to the ground, he took to the skies and returned to the herd. Not to join them, but to put them in their natural place.

For the rest of their days, the jangling of bones and the steady beat of wind thrust downwards filled the Mountain Goats with fear. They gnashed their teeth and stamped their hooves in rage and jealousy, but their horns did them little good as they were plucked up by the raptors preying on their insecurities. Ivan felt no joy or vengeance from his hunts – he had realized that to sometimes be alone was the natural state of things. And if there was one thing his time as a goat taught him, it was to not be ashamed of his gifts. There will always be a Harpy out there to complement them, if one searches the skies and not the ground.


The Sacking of Old Gyro


The forest of Hatuga is not just a static land, but a living, breathing organism. Every vine, every rock, every waterfall draws breath and participates in the cycle of life and death. Some parts, however, are more alive than others. These are vibrant communities that depend on conduits plugged directly into nature itself, creatures serving as the foundation of a small ecosystem, one housing hundreds of inhabitants much smaller than them. They exist in harmony, each providing for and living off the other, not in a parasitic relationship, but for the sake of keeping their little patch of Hatuga alive.

Most of these communities were built on the back of giant tortoises, by far the most reliable and stable of conduits, able to power through almost any external environment. Giant armadillos were also popular, but could only be appreciated by a certain niche group of animals, as their shells were segmented and not always comfortable when the creature habitually rolled into a ball. Giant crabs appealed solely to the coastline, and outdid the giant clams when it came to underwater ability. But, above all of these, the most impressive isolated ecosystem could be found on top of an enormous Glyptodon, dubbed affectionately by its three-thousand and six passengers as Old Gyro.

Old Gyro was a magnificent beast with a peculiarly curved shell, one that sharply arched over his back, sloping down half a mile on either side before curving upwards, gathering ponds in the rim. Deciduous trees sprung up all over his back, rooted deeply in his spine and flowering all through the winter as they drew their power from his endless supply of blood. The birds fought for a place in those trees, which sprouted the most invigorating fruit and the tastiest nuts. Their flowers lured bugs by the millions each month with their rich perfumes, proving a haven for amphibians, reptiles, and arachnids, who simply had to open their mouths to find their stomachs full in an instant. There were no big cats, scavenging dogs, or birds of prey, for Old Gyro would let nothing that would upset his prized ecosystem come near enough to threaten it. All those predators could do was jeer from afar, awaiting the moment that Old Gyro finally collapsed from the weight of his burden. But it was no burden to him; it was his life’s work. These creatures, great and small, were his charges, and his purpose was to protect and nurture them with his life.

It was a day like any other day on the back of Old Gyro when a magpie looked around and decided he was not satisfied with his surroundings. Of the creatures who lived atop that Glyptodon, the magpie certainly contributed the absolute least. His sole interest was for his own little nest, which didn’t even house eggs but worthless materials that gleamed prettily in the sunlight. He puzzled and puzzled over why he was so deep in the dregs, and eventually decided it was no fault of his, but Old Gyro’s. After all, their world was limited by the scope of that magnificent shell. Were these not representative of the limits he felt encumbered him?

The magpie called a meeting of minds to figure out how their community could improve. These minds dubbed themselves “The Council of Deciding What is the Right Thing to Do.” It was comprised of a koala, who served as head of the board, a hognose snake, who offered up tactical defense strategies, a sloth, who analyzed modes and methods of transport, and a cane toad, who was versed in the act of educating the young. The magpie was in charge of finances, but also self-appointed primary speaker of the council. So he opened the meeting, having first called it, as was his right.

“Fellow citizens of the Shell,” trilled the magpie in his alluring digitized warble, “my name is Zit. I, like you, have enjoyed the life we have been living on the back of Old Gyro…to a point. Only recently have I realized that our life here is not perfect – far from it, actually! And as I meditated on the reasons for why our life here is not perfect, day and night and night and day, I was inspired to form this meeting of minds so that I may ask you the question that troubles me. So, I put this question forth to you: what, precisely, makes our life here not perfect?”

The other animals lowered their heads and debated the magpie Zit’s existential crisis. After a few moments, the Koala poked her head out with an answer.

“Just the other day, as I was enjoying some fresh berries, I noticed a few flightless birds below begging for the juicy remnants that dripped from the corners of my cheeks. Then, all of a sudden, Old Gyro tripped over his own clumsy feet and shook me out of the tree! The flightless birds retreated with the rest of my snack, and I’ve had a splitting headache ever since…”

Zit squawked with delight. Of course! It was all Old Gyro’s fault, for he was the foundation on which their home stood. Corrections were planned immediately within the council, and, with enough signatures from unwitting animals who did not quite understand what all the buzz was about, Zit flew to the ancient glyptodon’s ear and voiced their complaints.

“Listen here, you clumsy oaf. Don’t you realize what you’ve done? All your lumbering about has put animals in a panic, so we’re going to cripple you at the legs. Who needs walking, anyhow, when they’re basically one peak short of a mountain? You must do comply, it’s for the benefit of all involved.”

Old Gyro nodded with gentile complicity. After all, he did not live on his back, so surely those who relied upon him knew what was best for their own living conditions. Accepting his fate, the gentle giant wandered onwards until he reached a lake, settled down comfortably, and didn’t even feel a thing as his nerves were severed at the ankles. With his mouth near the water, Old Gyro was now rendered immobile, but still self-sufficient.

Zit could not explain why he felt even worse than before. They had done good for all animals of the Shell, so why did he feel like small beans had been accomplished in the grand scheme of things?

Within the next week, another meeting of the minds was called. After much careful deliberation, the Koala poked her head forth with a new solution.

“The other day, I was coiled inside my burrow, dreaming lovely dreams of the progress we would make for our fellow creatures and a throat full of rodents, when I felt parched for a sip of cool water. I slithered to the rims of Old Gyro’s shell, only to discover that they were dry as a rhino’s buttookis. Yet, when I made the journey all the way to the front of this land, what do I see? Old Gyro, slurping up an entire lake to his heart’s content!”

Zit squawked, aghast. Of course! It was all Old Gyro’s fault, for the rainclouds could see how full he was with their blessing, which prevented them from dropping further rain for the other creatures. Adjustments were decided upon immediately within the council, and, with enough support bought with leaflets full of water from animals who did not feel safe leaving their home and walking two feet to sip from the lake, Zit flapped to the ancient glyptodon’s ear and croaked their complaints.

“Can you hear me, you ignorant beast? You’ve done it again! As you lay there, your fat face filling itself up with as much water as you want, the rest of us aren’t spared a drop. So, to help you do the right thing, we’re going to tie your gaping jewels shut, for all our sakes. You must do comply, for what good are you if you can’t provide your citizens their basic needs?”

Old Gyro nodded with hesitant complicity. After all, he could drink as much as he desired from those boundless waters, so he trusted those who relied upon him knew how to manage their part of the ecosystem. Accepting his fate, the generous giant grit his teeth harshly together, and begrudgingly allowed vines to be wrung around and around until his mouth was clamped shut for good.

Now, the other animals on the back of Old Gyro’s shell were starting to realize that maybe this self-appointed council didn’t really know what they were doing. Their true troubles only seemed to become evident once Old Gyro was crippled, and then compounded once he was deprived of water. They stopped aging, as if the glyptodon’s movement were like the rotation of a planet, whereas the foliage around them showed its age by decaying rapidly, for it relied on the healthiness of Old Gyro’s blood to flower and bloom. All of a sudden, it came back to them that a similar disaster had befallen Ankylosaur, considered the utopia of shelled communities, who which had met its end mysteriously from within. Was history to repeat itself? It mustn’t! It couldn’t! Not when they had played some part in it, no!

Hundreds of creatures, from mammal to the insect, beseeched “The Council of Deciding What is the Right Thing to Do,” but all the members had taken up residence in the heights of the tallest Camphor tree sprouting from the peak of the shell, too high up to hear these widespread complaints.

That is, all except the cane toad, who secretly vacated the shell from time to time to moisten her skin in the lake outside. She had passed by some of the protests and organized efforts to overturn the damage done by their well-meaning efforts, and swiftly reported back to the president of the council. Who, in turn, explained the experience to everyone else.

“Not even an hour ago,” explained the Koala, “I was hopping about our beautiful forest, looking for some young who might need gentle guidance from all-too-eager lips, when the sting of ungrateful discontent burned my ears. Down there, below us, at the foot of our tree, our fellow citizens of the shell are voicing complaints and miseries to us. But we are not the problem, of course! Everything we have done was for their benefit and interest, I’m not seeing where this spirit of outrage has sprouted from.”

Zit knew. Oh, he knew, for every problem they had dealt with, every blockade in their path to progress, was erected by that crafty Old Gyro! He flew at once to the glyptodon’s wheezing nostrils, perched irritatedly upon them, and looked brazenly into his sad eyes.

“How dare you, you selfish thing! Can you hear the voices razing against progress on your behalf? And what for? You should feel purposeful in providing for them, and for us, but for some reason your discomfort is worth jeopardizing all that. Cease spreading lies about our goodwill at once! Do you want everyone to leave your shell for somewhere else?”

But, as Zit tried to figure out some way to make Old Gyro comply, he remembered that he had already tied his mouth shut. So, then, how were complaints of his situation getting out? He studied, and pondered, and it dawned on him, looking into his glassy, innocent eyes…his eyes. Old Gyro was conveying so much emotion through those depressive eyes alone, surely those were what made all the other citizens of the shell depressed! Before Old Gyro could understand his critic’s intentions, the magpie dove straight for one of his eyes and popped it with his beak.

Old Gyro roared, louder than any roar heard since the sleeping gator upon whose back all Hatuga now prospered. His life on the line, Old Gyro finally decided to fight back. He tried to stand up to the magpie – but his ankles were clipped, and he could not rise. He growled and tried to devour the magpie in one bite – but his jaws were tied shut, he could not open them. Besides, he was so deprived of water, he hadn’t the energy to move his massive frame even if he did have control of all his faculties.

With one eye remaining, Old Gyro couldn’t tell where the magpie would come from next. His heart pounded, sending tremors throughout the land on his back. To think, a beast as magnificent as he, reduced to fear of a puny tittering bird! Yet that’s where he was at, for he had given the Magpie such power on his own. And he could do nothing else but regret as Zit flapped up from below and jabbed his remaining eye, blinding him permanently.

Old Gyro didn’t roar this time – he sighed. He heaved such a monumental sigh, laying his head at the shore of the lake, and was still forevermore. The other citizens of the shell had no idea what happened, but they all felt rocked to their core by the impromptu silence; they could feel that life had left all the plants and rocks around them, even if they couldn’t see it. It weighed heavily upon their hearts, and they couldn’t explain why – they just knew there was no use trying to make things better now.

“The Council of Deciding What is the Right Thing to Do” also felt something like that, but they were more concerned as to where their leader flew off to. They felt aimless without him, and waited worrisomely for his return. They waited, even as a crack split Old Gyro’s shell straight down the middle. They stood fast in the heights of the Camphor tree, even as the shell caved in and the ground beneath them crashed like dust into a yawning fissure. And, still, they did not budge – even as the Camphor tree tipped over into the depths, taking them all crashing down into the barren grave of Old Gyro’s ribcage.

The survivors made their way carefully down the ruins of their home’s imploded foundation. They were sad, downcast – but it would be a lie to say they had not been expecting this outcome, sooner or later. And so they knew exactly their response as the shadow of Zit the Magpie covered them all, offering to sell them his cheap comfort.

“My fellow citizens of the shell,” clucked Zit, “What a tremendously traumatic experience we have all endured. But do not worry! Once we have elected a few of you to oversee the creation of our new home, we can begin-“

“That’s enough!” erupted a Kiwi, who had grown especially weary of the magpie’s posturing. “We all had a hand in this travesty, but let’s not forget it’s you who led the charge! Maybe we deserve this for our complicity, or for taking for granted what Old Gyro gifted all of us, but one thing is for certain: we all learned a valuable lesson. And that lesson was, whatever second rate ecosystem we build as basically a shell of what we once had, you, my friend, will not be a part of it.”

A rallying cry rose up from the ranks of the former citizens of the shell, who started off to join other communities, or were spirited enough to build themselves a new one that would rival what they once had. Their home might be beyond recovery, but they would rise up from the dirt and reclaim what idle complicity had taken from them; it was a setback, and setbacks are never permanent. Only defeat is final.

Zit was left behind, hurt and bewildered by their abandonment. Didn’t they know the pains he had taken in forming the council, in making the hard decisions – all for them and a better way of life? All he cared about was improving their community, and they cruelly abandoned him! He wondered where he had gone wrong, and could not find the answer to that question, so he wondered what gave him such unselfish visions of grandeur in the first place, when he recalled his nest of pretty shinies. His shinies! Had they survived the collapse? Zit flew frantically into the rubble, searching and clawing among the dust and bone for his collection. As long as he could reclaim what he possessed before he threw it so carelessly away for others, he might be partly whole again. Oh, if only they had brought him happiness back then, maybe none of this would have happened! He didn’t deserve defeat, but here it was all around him, and he could account it so as the Treasurer of a broken bank.

Zit dug and dug with more passion than he ever had leading the council. He dug and dug with more single-mindedness, more inspiration to recover his belongings, that he willfully ignored the jeering of scavengers as their predatory circle tightened around him.


The Reluctant Erlking


The forest of Hatuga is a land of stories. Our tribe, being forest-dwellers of that land, are consequently a people of stories. I might even go so far to say that, without stories, we wouldn’t exist – the concept itself is that important to us. Culture, experiences and values, all of these are passed down in the form of fables; weaned from childbirth on the oral text, we age with the faint voices of legendary ancestors always in our ears. True, some of those ancestors might have lost their human form for the sake of the fable, but what actually defines them as human? Is it the form – or the spirit? I like to think it is the latter…that, no matter the truth, no matter the experience, everything recorded in story is part of the history of Hatuga. Likewise, the tales of Hatuga are an ongoing history of our people; they are one and the same.

When I was younger, this sort of thinking brought me relief; it was nice to think that I was part of a larger plot than my own. Now that I’m older, I cannot lie – the concept frightens me! In ways more than any story can convey, it chills me to my bones. But to help you understand why that is, I will have to tell a story. Yes, I will have to tell you a Hatugan Forest-People Fable. But don’t you worry. This isn’t just any old fable.

This is a true story. And I was there to watch it become a fable.

Most of you are familiar with Hatugan seasons. Each doesn’t strike the forest all at once, but moves from the north to the south. Like a wave, moving inland. Some say it is because of the ancient magic in the extreme North, but that’s up for debate amongst scholars. All I know is what I have seen, staying up all night to watch the leaves decay, the snow fall, the flowers bloom, the fireflies glow: it happens overnight.

That’s what any uninspired person would tell you. I however, have stayed awake to witness the change, and will tell you the truth in case you haven’t yet sought it out for yourselves.

Yes, the seasons change overnight. But, no, it does not happen all at once.

You see, the transition is technically instantaneous – you cannot mark the effects on the forest over a period of days. The effects are, in actuality, gradual – though rapid, you can mark the seasonal transition in the course of a single night. That night, no matter the season, is a hallowed night.

We call this night, “Tabidmas Eve.” It is a celebration of Hatuga’s maturity! Each season does not act as a cycle in our eyes, upon which the forest dies and is reborn with new life. That’s not what we believe in at all. We believe instead that Hatuga is stretched before us on a finite line, and every season (no matter its characteristics) is one step closer to the end of that line. Hatuga is always moving once step closer to an utter death, rather than moving endlessly in circles.

You might find it a morbid perspective, but consider this: if Hatugans are made of stories, would not an endless cycle of mistakes prove all of our efforts pointless? For the sins of the previous year, told so splendidly in the colors of spring, only to be buried beneath the snow of forgetfulness, and then bloom again as fresh naivety? No, ‘tis better that Hatuga is decaying. That is why each Tabidmas Eve is a testament to our fables, and how they encompass the maturity and experience that comes as the forest draws ever nearer to death. Our fables are the richness of an almost-whole existence.

Now you know why it is in our nature to treasure fables so much. Without history, how exactly can you expect anything from the future? Without context, how can you derive true content?

Yet, I tell you this: the fable exists so we can derive truth in a word-isolated context, outside of reality. The stories themselves – or, rather, the events themselves, before they are translated into a story – are distressing. As I said before, I never would have come to this conclusion…had I not found myself in the center of events that would eventually become just another fable of tradition. But it was more than just a fable to me; it was a chance occurrence that would shake my faith in the fable, down to the core. In the fable, and in the very nature of the forest itself.

That Tabidmas Eve so many years ago, as the leaves turned brown-orange and brittle, I met a demon from another world. A demon, indeed…one destined to haunt me forever.

This is the true account.

The celebration of Tabidmas Eve was more traditional back then. We had herb and drink as we do now, spiced for jubilee. I suppose you could say, well, that there was a ritual to the practice, one that is no longer kept.

As dusk seemed to prevail more than any other time of day, its rusty, musky hues more stark than any blue or black, my neighbors and I gathered a harvest for the forthcoming winter. The Tabidmas Eve that was to come in the autumn before the storm was an occasion to fill oneself with ciders, roasted squashes, and sweet meats; the idea was, the more steam you ingested, the warmer you would be when snow covered the land. A baseless pseudo-diet, you might laugh at the idea – we knew it was baseless as we ate – but we still found comfort in the idea that one could have some autonomy over one’s good health. The crowded festival probably kept us warmer than the food, honestly.

Oh, there were mountains of it – Roasted gourds of all sorts, and roasted hinds of all kinds! We still lived in trees then, a level web of lofts joined together by rope bridges, with a community plaza wrapped around the thickest sequoia across all Hatuga. We built our houses in trees because of a vicious…, hmm…well, there are a hundred fables that could explain our tree-bound situation. I’m not going to use my story to explain.

Anyways, the tricky thing about the meals was preparing them. My loft planned a nutty array, with shaved pork, red kuri squash, and candied pecans. My parents, siblings, and myself worked hard to gather, chop, season, and bake; the end result was something we could be proud of, as a family. It was worth the labor, to ogle the artistic array and sniff its harvest smells. As soon as it was finished cooking, we loaded it in the wagon and set off for the center of the web.

It was always frightening to me, walking the bridges at night. The autumnal Tabidmas Eve, however, was a special kind of frightening. On that Tabidmas Eve, even before the sun had set, you couldn’t see the forest floor. A cold front would come through to signal the change in season, and a thick sea of bluish-grey mist would flow between the trees. They were so thick that, if ever one fell, they would feel a false security that the fog would catch them before hitting the ground. But we never learned if it was thick enough to catch us – fear of the bridges’ strength was always unfounded.
There was something else…maybe. I’m not sure. But…back then, I couldn’t be certain of it, or I just discounted it as our wagon’s wheels across the wooden slats. I was young, but I knew what fear could do. Now I’m certain of what I heard.

Down, down beneath us, echoing across the forest floor – it was the thunder of hooves. They struck the ground like a pair of stones colliding, two after the others – a mad dash in steady, hollow rhythm. Far off in the distance, far off in the mists somewhere, I heard them gallop recklessly.

But I was young then; I could only guess the source of the sound. What was out there in the forest tonight? Was it a beast? A spirit? A rockslide? Drums, or hooves, or thunder? It could have been anything and everything, on Tabidmas Eve…But no one else in my family seemed to hear, so I convinced myself to wonder why our wagon was as noisy as a horse.

As I was just starting to break into a nervous sweat, we finally saw the lantern, dimly blowing in the wind, long before we reached the community center. The lantern was an enormous girded cage attached to a simple conveyer belt, a single metal band encircling the sequoia beyond the octagonal reach of the plaza that held the lantern aloft. The whole tribe would contribute, each of us, by tugging it around a full circle. The adults were responsible for two revolutions each, and the children for one, the idea being to greet all members of the tribe, no matter where they were or how long it had been since you’d last seen them, and to keep everyone awake to watch the transitions of Tabidmas Eve.

No one ever stayed awake to watch the lantern burn out.

The center was decorated with all our effects of the season, from scarecrows to cornucopias – their last hurrah before being burned as fuel for the lantern. It saddened me to watch them go, considering the effort and joy of the season put into crafting them; but that same joy would return next year with the arrival of new projects. It was worth it, to feel the dual warmth of community and our treasured fables as we sat near the lantern. The wind blows hard in the canopy, so the heat was soothing as it licked us, bundled up as we were.

As the feast gradually disappeared, and the lantern slowed its orbit to a halt, we huddled together and told stories. These stories, they tended to focus on the qualities of family, of tradition, of goodwill and generosity – we heard the same comforting tales every year, and never grew tired of them. The harvest had been especially good this year, with much to be thankful for, and so I ate up the grateful atmosphere, as did every one of the listeners.

But then you had the few stories, mostly told by young adults who had yet to establish a tradition or a family, who had grown weary of tradition. They made their own stories, told from the mind over the heart, with the intentions of conveying warnings, or criticisms. I firmly believe each of those stories was so well-crafted that they deserved to be fables in their own right – they just had a tendency to read the wrong mood, and the greatest numbers gathered round would fall asleep during the arrival of a new tale.

I was about to fall asleep myself, when another of those young adults commanded our attention. I cannot recall her name, but I remember every bit of her face: energetic, full of life, yet completely and utterly blank. Her story contradicted her face.

One Autumnal Tabidmas of her youth, she told us, she woke when all the adults and children still huddled together in slumber. The girl tried in vain to return to her dreams, but the chill of the wind and the dim light of the moon kept her awake. What was she to do, but listen to cicadas? Their irritating chirp droned on and on, rising and falling, that she felt herself on the verge of going back to sleep – until all the cicadas silenced at once. She wasn’t expecting it, but the buzz cut short as if they had all just vanished in thin air. She rose up, as if seeing her might comfort them and start the drone again. She admitted that the silence frightened her.

Then came the drums. At least, they sounded like drums at first to her – low, steady, hollow beating. But that’s when they were far away to the North. They drew closer and closer, until the source of the sound became clear to her.

It was the mad gallop of hooves.

The girl rushed to the side of the plaza and peered down over the railing, into the dark and swirling mists. Even the firm sequoia shook as the galloping drew nearer and nearer – she gripped on for dear life! And then…it passed.

Her eyes accustomed to the darkness, the girl saw two jagged antlers break through the mists. A single glowing eye, staring dead ahead, lighted the muscular figure of a steed, upon which the owner of the antlers and the eye rode, bound in a mossy cloak. Every Hatugan knew this figure as that ancient elf, harvester of souls, guardian of the forest – the Erlking. Our narrator’s heart stopped, she said, as his dark flowing figure tore through the mists at a breakneck speed, unhindered by the darkness, and disappeared between the trees.

His undead steed’s gallop died down as he gained distance from the tribe, until only the stir of the mists gave any indication he was there. But then they, too, eventually settled and covered the Erlking’s tracks. Our orator concluded her tale by saying she has never woken up in the middle of a Tabidmas Eve since that night. But, just before she goes to bed every year, she is certain she hears the hooves of the Erlking on his ride through the waking hours. He is looking for to find a soul awake and wandering about on the forest floor to drag along with him, back to his kingdom of the dead underground.

As a child, that sort of hokey legend did little to faze me. Erlking? Rubbish! To explain away a possible natural disaster as a figure from nightmares and not reality, was the very definition of irresponsible. What if the sequoia was in danger, from whatever is the source of this constant sound as it narrowly misses the base of the tree? What if it is a predator, who might someday climb and finish us off in our sleep if we leave it alone? The probability of a real problem was being minimized by this girl’s fable, and most were just content to bask in the entertainment rather than confront the implications.

I kept criticism to myself. All words and no action was a flaw I chose to avoid, being a man and a capable warrior, so I decided to stay awake and bring some fact to the fable. I determined to witness the dangers of this so-called “Erlking” phenomena, and put a stop to it.

You must keep in mind, though, that staying awake through Tabidmas Eve is a difficult prospect. As the air thins quickly, most lose consciousness a mere stroke into midnight. I didn’t want to disturb them moving about to keep myself awake, so I contorted into the most uncomfortable position I could think of to remain restless. A lack of comfort could override any of nature’s temptations, surely! With my spear nearby, propped against the trunk of the tree, I steeled myself and strained my ears for that haunting gallop. I think it took a mere twenty minutes of struggling before I finally caved in to sleep.

When I awoke, drowsiness kept me from thinking clearly. A few seconds passed as I was absorbed in the drone of the cicadas, before I started with a jolt, my first worry being that the “Erlking” might have already passed. I lightly yet hastily crept towards the railing and peered over.

Still. The mists, hundreds of yards below, lay undisturbed.

Relief washed over me. Relief soon gave way to doubt. Was the sound I heard actually just our old wagon? Was the girl just trying to scare us with a scary story? Was I a sucker, deserving of the headache I would likely wake with in the morning. I stared blankly below, feeling just a little annoyed that there was no problem to solve after all.

Then the cicadas stopped.

Mimicking the young girl’s story before, their buzzing ceased all at once. My breath, stopped, too, because I could hear, ever faintly, the sound of hooves far off in the distance. Gradually getting louder.

I was late! With excitement, a leap over my friends and family, and spear in hand, I scrambled across one of the bridges. Looping my foot in the first pulley I could find, I lowered myself to the forest floor, spooking the horses tied in at their post. I luckily quieted them with some leftover carrots stuffed in a pack – meant for that failed task of keeping myself awake – and hid between their ranks. The first priority was keeping our means of transportation and labor safe, and I would be crushed underfoot before this Tabidmas turns out to be their last.

We waited with bated breath, the horses and I. They stirred as the hooffalls stampeded in our direction, but I reassured with whispers and pats that they would be all right. The moon was a husky reddish-orange that tainted even the mists through the canopy, and I could tell that the Erlking, or whatever it was, would be upon us soon; the ground rumbled, and the rusted mist blew in and out as steam from a horse’s nostrils. My palms were slicked with sweat, but I gripped my spear and crouched with poised anticipation.

His silhouette only darkened the mists for a moment before he burst out of the mist atop his hulking beast – the fabled Erlking himself! I couldn’t believe my eyes at first, but I could believe my ears heard the horses whinnying and struggling at their reins as that towering abomination came straight at us. He wasn’t even slowing down; he’d run us right over, the crazed demon! Coming to terms with the truth of the myth, and worried that it was me he was after, I unhooked the smallest horse and posted off a ways. Why should the rest of our stallions suffer because of me, was the thought.

The Erlking drew closer and closer, and I became conscious of his enormous antlers, like arms reached towards the sky, and the hulking beast he rode on. I never saw his singular glowing eye, but I was certain that he saw us, dead ahead. Yet…I couldn’t understand why he was so tall, and yet so small, as he ran us down. Then I realized; the Erlking himself was small. Or, he was leaning forward so far that he could have been sleeping on his ride. It was his ride that was so huge – the biggest horse I’d ever seen, towering nearly eight feet at the shoulder! It could bowl right through me and my small horse with ease.

Regardless, I stood my ground. Whatever this reckless beast and its foolish rider intended, I refused to let the risk of their rampage threaten Hatuga. With spear in hand, drawn and aimed before me, I accosted the Erlking.

“Stop,” I shouted with a quiver in my voice, “Or will you force me to stop you?”

The Erlking did not slow down or respond.

“This is your final warning! Stop, or prepare yourself for my spear!”

The Erlking did not slow down or respond. Instead, his steed veered in a wide curve to my left, meeting me almost adjacently as he adjusted his course. I was flushed with relief for almost a second; it left me as quickly when I saw the Erlking turn his head towards me. His mouth gaped open, and I heard the faint voice of that ancient spirit:
“h…help me…please…”

The undead steed thundered away into the mists, dragging with it those faint pleas on its back. I did not think twice, but spurred my horse after it.

Once the mists are kicked up, it becomes almost impossible to see. We lagged behind for a while, my horse and I, before the Erlking suddenly appeared on our right; I wasn’t aware until we saw him parallel to us through the trees. By the light of the orangeish moon, I could make him out clearly. And what I saw was no Erlking.

The being that begged for my help was none but a man. He was gaunt and shriveled, gangly with barely a pound of flesh on his bones. He grasped tight to his horse’s mane for dear life, but seemed to do so with his last drop of life, for his eyes were so sunken that I could not be sure he wasn’t a skeleton already. His long beard rustled in the wind, and, atop his head, tangled in a ragged mess of crusty hair, were enormous branches that stuck out like antlers.

The gaunt man’s eyes creaked open, imbued with brightness when he registered me riding astride him.

“You…you’re not a ghost?”

“I’m not. Are you?”

“Not the last time I checked. You got any water on you, or food?”

“I do. Stop your horse, and you can have some.”

“Give it to me now…I’m starving.

More curious than controlling, I agreed to his demands without hesitation. Who knows how long my tiny horse can keep up with his gargantuan steed? On second look, I must ask, is that really a steed he’s riding on? I’ve never seen one quite like it, with an enormous hunch and threatening horns.

I steered right next to him, rustled out a slab of beef and a flask of water, and handed them over. He ravenously finished both in a heartbeat.

“Thank you, thank you so much! God, I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve had any food or drink. Where am I, exactly?”

“You are in the forest of Hatuga.”

“H-Hatuga? Where the heck is Hatuga?”

“It is –“

The gaunt man coughed and wheezed, then wiped his nose on his horse’s mane. His eyes darted about, confused by his surroundings.

“Wha…Why is the sky this color? What’s with the fog?”

“Have you not seen a Tabidmas Eve cold front come in before? It’s my first time, too.”

“Tabidmas Eve?”

There was a brief pause, as if the season was sinking in on him. The gaunt man abruptly laughed, in an almost fake boisterous manner, as if he was trying to unnerve me and assuage his own nerves. He calmed down just as abruptly, though I’m sure that was just an act, too.

“I get it, I get it. I’m trapped in a nightmare! Probably that hotel food, gave me gut rot or something. Dang, and I dropped my phone a while back, too.”

He splashed the remainder of the water in his face and gave his cheek a pinch.

“Hotel?…Pho–”

“Yeah, hotel! You know the one, um…that’s right! Glacier Park Lodge! Almost had five stars, so I expected it to be great. Didn’t expect them to try and poison me with undercooked food, the idiots. I bet it was the spinach, probably had pesticides in them.”

“Sir! I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I received a glare of scrutiny from the gaunt man. He seemed to soften after reminding himself that he was talking to a child.

“I’m Hewie. Hewie Chase. You might have heard of me? I contribute to current events columns for the AJC, but I’m more popular for being a travel vlogger. Ever seen one of my videos?”

“I must admit, sir, I’ve never seen a vlogger before.”

“Really? What, you live under a rock or something? Oh,” Hewie held up his hands as if he could stop me from thinking something. “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it that way. I mean, not everyone can afford a computer.”

I had long gone past a state of curiosity and into one of pure confusion. Rather than continue the misunderstandings and mismeanings between us, why not cut straight to the point? The gargled breathing of his strange horse was starting to unnerve me.

“Do you have any way of stopping your horse, Mr. Chase?”

“Mr. Chase? I’m not that old! Call me Hewie. Here, I’ll tell you how it is, kid,” Hewie went on as though he hadn’t even heard me. “The world’s going to Hell in a handbasket! That’s all there is to it. No matter how much you try to warn folks, they still refuse to see how they’re contributing to the state of things. They’re lost in their pathetic little Instagram accounts, with their silly little followers…I mean, don’t get me wrong, I have one, too. They’re muy, muy important.”

I nodded, somewhat understanding what he was getting at. My horse’s labored breathing was starting to worry me, and I thought some reassurances would get the gaunt man to listen to me.

“Ah, yeah! You get me,” he perked up, but not in the way I had hoped. His eyes got wilder, and some drool was starting to glisten on his chin. “So, anyway, I said to myself, I said, ‘Hey! Hewie! Why not take your travel blog on the road again, educate people on how they’re really living? How they’re infecting the environment, and each other?’ So, what did I do?”

“I don’t–“

“I listened to myself, of course! I loaded up my stuff and headed to the most beautiful place in America: Montana! The most refreshing place I’ve ever been…helped me reconnect with my inner humanity. I felt like I was doing some good just by…by being there, you know? As if, to tell nature, ‘Don’t worry. I remember you. I won’t let you be forgotten, no matter how much we trample over you, abuse you, eat you…’”

Tears welled up in Hewie’s eyes. He caressed his horse’s hump lovingly.

“That’s why it’s been a privilege for this little guy to let me ride with him. I knew we connected when I saw him in the clearing. He saw me, and he was like, ‘Hewie. Hewie,’” Hewie was doing a different voice now, that made him sound kind of foolish. “’I feel your pain, buddy. No one listens to your columns. People criticize your blogs. Climb on my back, Hewie, and feel how humans were suppose to feel. Feel the power you deserve.’”

Hewie laughed like a child and embraced his horse.

“Man, could this guy run! The wind in your hair, the ground so far below…I’ve never felt so alive! I feel like I’m a part of him now. I don’t even mind that I’ve been stuck on his back for…hey, how many days has it been?”

“I…I don’t know, Mr. Hewie.”

“Way-way-way-way-wait. Weren’t you looking for me?”

“No? I mean, not you in particular, I was-“

“Let me stop you right there, okay? Work with me here. They didn’t send a search party out to find me? It’s got to have at least been a week!”

“I did not expect to find you out here, Mr. Hewie.”

The poor pitiful man atop his enormous steed seemed offended, and deeply hurt.

“Well, how do you like that. Who were you waiting for, then? And why the spear?”

“Um…” it felt stupid now, hearing it come out of my mouth. “I was waiting for the Erlking.”

“…The Erlking? You mean, like,” Hewie burst out singing in a deep voice, some song in a language I had never heard before. It tickled him, and his tune turned to laughter before he could go very far. “You’ve got to be kidding! Aren’t you a hero, huh? The Erlking’s a legend! A very old one, too. What made you think I was the Erlking?”

My eyes instinctively wandered up to the branches entwined with Hewie’s hair. He reached up, felt them, and his laughter only got louder.

“That’s great! Ooooh, I love it. But, c’mon, I mean, the Erlking rides a horse! You ever heard of an Erlking riding a moose?”

“A…a moose?”

“Obviously. Man, you are a strange kid.”

Something was bothering Hewie as he said those words. He no longer found amusement in my ignorance.

“Hey, kid…You say you’ve never seen a vlogger before?”

I repeated it for him.

“You’ve never seen them, or…Are you saying you don’t know what a vlogger is?”

I don’t.

“Have you ever heard of video before?”

I had not. And, to this day, I never heard of it again.

My answers did not please Hewie. His tongue rolled back and forth in his mouth for a moment, as if restructuring his thoughts before they spilled out.

“Hey kid…” his voice was raspy and serious. “Get me off this moose, will you?”

I nodded, fished out some rope, and tossed it to him. He fumbled with it, fingers crusted stiff with what looked like dried mucus, and leaned forward to tie it around the moose’s neck.

He shrieked and fell back.

“What the HELL is going ON?”

I pulled my horse right up to the moose, to see if I could take hold of its antlers and slow it down myself. With one of its antlers stretching out in front of me, I grabbed for it.

My palms sunk in, squeezing through fibrous goop that is definitely not the makeup for antlers. My hands were covered in the stuff, grey, rank and pulsating. I sat back down and spurred my horse ahead, wanting to see the face of this creature.

What I saw put the rest of it into clearer perspective. While the moose had fur around the area where Hewie sat, specifically its hump, the rest of the body was a loosely formed, grey mass. The head was the worst. I could make out a rounded nose and small jaw, but the particulars had melted away like mud, leaving no clearly defined eyes or ears. Its breathing was muffled and wet, perhaps because even its windpipe and lungs were liquidated. The monster’s hooves and legs were strong but sleek, leaving a trail of grey mucous dripping off behind as it stampeded mindlessly onward with Hewie trapped on its back.

If this abomination was once what Hewie called a “moose,” I found it hard to believe it was one any longer. Now, it was as if God had put spirit into an unfinished clay puppet.

When I slowed down to speak with Hewie, his visage was different. He glared forward, thinking, with a bitter twitch to his smile, then rested his head in his hands.

“Kid, will you be honest with me? Am I dead?”

“I don’t know. But I don’t think so.”

“Don’t know a lot, do you? Do you at least know where the police are around here?”

“Um…”

“Let me guess! Never seen one of those, either?”

He threw up his hands before I could even shake my head. Hewie opened his mouth to say something else, then stopped. A gleam returned to his eye, almost a spark of fire. I tried not to think about this contradiction, this man and this beast that don’t belong in Hatuga, who broke reality somehow to come here; I was focused on rescuing a man in need. But I knew he was only thinking about those things, and was nearing some sort of absurd conclusion. It was possible he would crack, or it already happened a long time ago and he was becoming recognizant of it.

I held out my hand. Hewie eyed it suspiciously.

“You’ll have to jump onto my horse. I don’t think it can take both of us, but –“

“No.”

“…What?

“You heard me,” he sneered contemptuously and smacked my hand away. “I’m not getting down from this moose.”

“Please, sir. I think you know this is not the moose you thought it was.”

“No, you’re right about that. Because now I see clearly…”

Fresh sweat was collecting along his hairline. He grinned to reassure me, but I’m certain at that point everything was calculated to reassure himself.

“Yes, it has become a sign from Nature itself! What was once a moose, king of the hooved beasts, is now melting away because of what we, humans, are doing to his rightful kingdom! Taking and taking, gluttonous for what is not rightfully ours…well, now I can finally do something! I can make them hear.”

Hewie extended a leg while he spoke…and gently pressed his boot into my chest.

“You tell your Hatuga that the eternal Erlking rides at night, upon his faceless moose, ready to snatch up any kiddo or careless adult who raises their hand to this beautiful forest. Was it created for us? No, we don’t deserve to take anything from it. As for me, I shall do my part. I will educate our species in a way that I couldn’t do before. Now, people will listen to me! They will have no choice, and they will hear me loud and clear!”

The gaunt man tried to push me off my horse with his foot, but he was weak. The struggle irritated him, especially since I was a kid, and he grew angrier and angrier when I would not give way. With a final effort, recovering strength he had lost with the motivating power of humiliation, he shouted one last thing in that tongue I had never heard before:

“Verbeuge dich vor den Erlkönig!”

Hewie Chase dashed madly onwards atop his deformed beast, while I was dashed against the forest floor with a broken nose where his heel had met my face, and lost consciousness.

When I awoke, the air was new – it bit with the chill of winter. My horse was long gone, so I feebly walked the long miles of bright, human-less forest back to my tribe. The sun was gentle, muted, almost as if quietly showing me that there was nothing to fear. All the way, I could not help but notice the beauty of a Hatugan morning, full of life and sounds and…ah, but not smells, for my nose had been broken and all I could smell was blood. I knew I had not dreamed, for I was alone all the way out in the northern region of the forest, with plenty of hoofprints for a trail back. But the moose did not leave footprints, and I doubted what I saw that night, in the orange mists, all the way back to the sequoia.

Reaching home, dazed and confused with a knot in my skull, I told anyone I could of the adventure. They told their friends, their friends told their children, and, next autumnal Tabidmas, the myth of the Erlking only grew deeper, with varying interpretations as to where he came from and why, and what a moose actually looked like.

Can you imagine how distressed I was? To relate this disastrous omen, clear proof to me that the very fabric of our space may not be whole, only for those who “listened” to spin their own deviations of the event into fables. Fables, I might add, that did not address a singular problem, but were tailor-made to enforce whatever lesson the storyteller desired!

I was aghast. The only solution I could think to do next was gather a group of impressionable minds, and await the return of Hewie Chase atop his dissolving moose next cycle. We numbered about seven in total, and anticipated their arrival by the horse posts. If this wasn’t a true story, he would never have shown up again, and there would have been some lesson to learn about wishing for an event to break tradition or something – but he came! Stampeding along the exact path he had the year before, Hewie and the moose passed us, clear as day to my companions.

“Verbeuge dich vor den Erlkönig!” Hewie cried, even more overwrought with foliage now than when I last saw him, as he disappeared back into the mists.

And, would you believe it? The more eyewitnesses there were, year after year, the more fables were created! He became a new tradition, a staple of our harvest folklore. Over the years, I have witnessed that Erlking take all sorts of forms, all but one: that of Hewie Chase, the unfortunate vlogger from the hotel of Montana.

Soon, the fables were all that existed. Hatugans stopped staying awake to witness that eldritch banshee gallop across the forest, and for good reason. As the years passed…well, I’m not sure exactly what happened. That is, I don’t know what happened, because I don’t know how it happened. But, whatever it was, I watched it happen. Until the very end.

As the years passed, Hewie began to lose his form. I thought he was shrinking, growing more gaunt by the day, and I never would have realized his transformation if it had not been for the change in his beloved gibberish. I used to be able to tell it was a foreign tongue, but, one Tabidmas, it wasn’t. It was actual gibberish. He was spluttering, and his tongue wasn’t forming any letters. Noises were made, but no sense was made of them.

The next year, all I heard was muffled screaming. It chilled me to my bones, and I struck apace with him again, this time to force him from his mad ride. When I caught up with Hewie…God. Nothing I had seen or believed could have prepared me for what I saw. I fell off my horse in sheer terror and lost my harvest feast over a bed of mushrooms. The mists swallowed them whole, and I tried no more to follow.

I would feel disappointed in myself, but what point is the point in that? There was nothing I could do to save Hewie; the moose’s unfinished fibrous form had merged with him. He was reduced to a beating tumor on its back, squirming against what was now his own skin – a part of the moose, a part of him. Only his eyes were free, but that was just to the open air; the veins were dry, irises and pupils washed white. I don’t think he saw me, I don’t think he could see me…but I’m not sure. I’m not sure.

I avoided staying awake through Tabidmas Eve from then on out. I did not stop searching for Hewie’s strange land of Montana, or scouring the forest of Hatuga for more vloggers like him, or experimenting with herbs and the properties of the mist to explain what metamorphosis was overcoming that moose. And, no matter how high or low I looked, I never saw another moose again – whole or not.

I’m telling this true story again, after decades of silence, because I finally gathered the courage to see Hewie again, last night. Four decades have passed, so I don’t know what I was expecting…but what I saw was more than I would ever expect in eight decades.

Hewie and the moose, still joined together as one, had now merged with the mists. The wind now moved with them, like a gelatinous phantom – though you could still see the shape of that foolish Erlking atop his undead steed. The only hoofbeats that sounded now were like echoes from the past as the pair soared across Hatuga, going who-knows-where, for reasons that only the God of the forest knows.

I had worried for years, what tidings this phenomenon brought. What was I supposed to learn from Hewie and the moose, that I could warn my fellow Hatugans so we could prepare for the worst? Nothing, apparently – nothing came of it. Whether virus, or chemical, or magical, I also never understood what happened to Hewie, and why he and that malformed moose ended up in Hatuga from wherever they came. My first, and most outlandish, concern, was that their arrival harkened a spatial tear, one that might join our forest of Hatuga with that of a foreign, alien sphere. But our science is only so far along, that, even if that were the case, there is nothing we could do about it. The only mark I’ve got that shows I tried to do anything, is the grey mucous from when I tried to take hold of the moose by its horns. Whatever it was made of, it dried to my nails, weighing them down like stone, and I’ve never managed to peel it off.

Seeing Hewie like that last night, no more than a fleetingly solid figment of the mists, I can only presume he and his moose were an anomaly. They accidentally came to our forest by forbidden means, and now reality is snubbing them out. That is the only explanation I can think of, and it’s…disappointing. All these years, steeling myself for a world-shattering event, and I am only privy to a natural, albeit ethereal, occurrence that the forest is handling on its own. What were my years of fear for, then? Why did I disregard the importance of the fable, in addressing what we can, in fact, control? It wasn’t in an effort to help Hewie, that’s for sure – even as he refused help.

No, I can only help him in one way now. I can craft my own fable around these true events – one that speaks for him personally, for what he wanted to do, and keeps the spirit of that fading Erlking ever tangible. None of us would exist without stories, after all. Not one bit of us.


A Monkey’s Company


It is an indisputable fact that the forest of Hatuga is very much a forest. If there was ever a standard by which forests were defined, there is no doubt that Hatuga would be said standard. True, there is much to associate with a name, much you could expect from a “forest”…but not all of those expectations might be true. Hatuga, you see, is a forest filled with many types of everything – a little bit of this, a dash of that, and a whole helping of whatever you never expect. Sometimes the biggest surprise, when faced with a this or a that, is something you don’t expect to find in yourself. That expectation is the hardest to control, for it can change when you least expect it. Meanwhile, the rest of Hatuga remains as it has always remained.

Here is one thing you might not expect: in the eastern middle of the forest, at the edge of a small clearing amidst a grove of mangos, buried hundreds of feet beneath a canopy of tropical trees, protrudes a dome. There is not one hint of civilization besides that dome, sitting atop an untouched field of Zoysia grass and daisies. Beset on all curves by translucent glass, light from the sun gently pierces the foliage to glaze off its fragile armour – one would think it was for show only, if they allowed themselves to be blinded a first glance. But there is a way inside –
the only entrance into this tropical igloo – through a cedar door of smallish height sitting at the end of a tunnel. One can see a shape inside bustling about, so let us enter to greet it.

The eye is promptly overwhelmed with shelves upon shelves towering tall as houses, stocked with ancient tomes and vast records of knowledge from all across the globe. These are scaffolded across uneven floors, connected by woven ladders, cradling volumes in pristine shape evidenced by leathery pheromones freshening the air – a greenhouse curating literature.

This dome was, in fact, a library. No one knows who built it or for whom, but it came to be there all the same, and one can get the gist as to whom the intended audience was: There is not much fiction besides classic novels, there are no comics, there is no technology; only the stores of objective scientific fact and subjective theories that comprise the epistemological system of man’s meaning-making faculties. In other words, just a bunch of big books with big words on big subjects for big boys and girls. It is a house for expanding understanding.

The curator, though, was neither a big boy nor a big girl. He was an orangutan, a relatively young one (about two-hundred and thirty-two years old in a month), who took up residency within the glass library. He had given himself the name Wswiasage Panatok-Unteras, an ancient name from the language of the Faded Civilization. Those who visited the library simply addressed him as “Mr. Sage.” He insisted upon it, for familiarity’s sake.

Normally, the library was filled with readers, scholars, and the generally curious. But today was a Sunday, a day Mr. Sage closed his doors upon, so that he might have a break from research to participate in recreational occupations. One can only expand their mind so much, before the brain grows tired and needs to discharge before leaping back into the page. That is why Mr. Sage always looked forward to Sundays as a necessity.

This Sunday, however, was more than any regular Sunday. This Sunday, Mr. Sage was in an especially jovial mood. A hospitable mood. It couldn’t be anything other than hospitable, after all, since the reason this Sunday was so special had something to do with a guest coming to tea that afternoon. And there is nothing a civilized ape enjoys more than a jolly-good, old-fashioned tea party.

Flipping out of a hammock strung between the “O” Section (a knowing coincidence on the orangutan’s part), Mr. Sage daintily plucked up a comb to brush his coarse coat thrice over. Snatching the chain of his bronze pocketwatch, he glanced the time just as the library clock chimed nine. An hour left for preparations.

Hurrying on his knuckles, Mr. Sage scaled the spiral staircase to a small enclave, hidden on a beam near the roof. In that enclave was stashed his dashing wardrobe, hung with threads of different eras and hats of every genre. Classical was the theme today, and that simian librarian had the perfect outfit picked out. He threw on a velvet vest and powdered wig, topped it with a bowler hat, lowered the pocketwatch into his coat, and slid on a pair of white gloves. There was no need for pants or shoes, since the party would be held indoors. He almost forgot his bowtie in the hurry.

When he had finished, the orangutan beheld himself in the mirror. He was a gangly mammal, but long arms and short legs are very becoming on his species.

“There are great apes,” said Mr. Sage, complimenting his reflection, “and then there are grand apes. You, my handsome chap, are the grandest ape there is.”

A conceited notion, perhaps, but not if you consider just how learned Mr. Sage really is. Truly, he had read every book in that library, front to back, becoming a walking, talking library himself. No one was more pleased than Mr. Sage to impart wisdom upon his companions, today especially. For it was today that he would reunite with an old friend, one whom he had not seen in ages. Last time they met, she was but a little girl. He, an uneducated monkey. They would play in the trees together, cracking open coconuts to wear as hats while feasting on the tender sweetness of the Honey Globe. Rolling around the forest on top of thick Hami, child and monkey spent their youth in the pleasant distraction of dreams. The stars were maps of their future, and they would trace the lines together in the cool midmorning.

They might still be but children in age, for Hatugans grow at a very slow rate, but their desires do not remain so static. Mr. Sage was excited to see, over their newfound tradition of tea, which constellation his old friend’s interests had spied and pursued. And he had a surprise for her in relation to their stargazing hobby; a surprise that he could hardly wait any longer to share.

Not long after the table had been set, arrangements prepared…a knock at the door! With a hop and a skip and a shamble, Mr. Sage swung as fast as he could towards the sound. He landed with a lumber towards the entrance, flicked up the latch, and gave a bow upon flinging open the hatch.

“You rang-utan?”

Mr. Sage chuckled at this little lame joke and glanced up to see his guest’s reaction.

What stood before him came as a shock. Surely this was not the same girl he gazed up at the stars with, all those years ago? Yet, despite being quite aged now, she is dressed in the same plaid jumper and frilled shirt she wore as a child. But he marked that jumper unraveled at the hem, that blouse yellowed from white, both held together more by mud than thread. Her face and hair were just as filthy, the latter frayed and knotted and the former clogged to the pores. She bared her rotten teeth and inflamed gums at him, trying to smile, but lacking the muscle-memory for it.

Mr. Sage wasn’t simply aghast; he was seriously debating whether or not he should let such a swamp creature into his treasured library. But he was a gentleman, and no Grand Ape would turn away an honored guest – no matter how seemingly undeserving of honor they appeared. Had he not read so many stories preaching, “Don’t judge a book by its cover?” So the host stepped aside, beckoned his guest in, and asked politely, “Would you like to freshen up first?” He had not even finished his offer when the girl ducked down, grabbed a palmful of mud and smeared it enthusiastically across her neck. This answered any further attempts Mr. Sage could take to preserve his tidy environment.

Not to be put down by a disappointment, Mr. Sage led his old friend into the atrium.

“Let me first say, it is a singular pleasure to see you again after all these years. I was not sure my invitation would find you, given the current state of carrier pigeons, but it looks as though my doubts are unfounded! If you would be so obliging, I would be pleased to show you the full extent of this –“

Mr. Sage turned just in time to see his guest tugging on both ends of a volume of “Principles of Hematology,” trying her best to tear it in half. The poor orangutan was so rattled that he hooted (a no-no in his self-education to be more man than monkey) and snatched it out of her grubby hands.

“Why do you do this?”

The girl shrieked like a chimpanzee and crouched down on her knuckles. This shocked Mr. Sage out of anger. Afraid he had offended, he recomposed himself and tried again.

“My apologies, old friend. I don’t mean to be forceful, but please respect my efforts in amassing this accumulation of literature! Every volume was sought for a reason, and I’d hate to see vandalism come to even one.”

Still leering with suspicious eyes, the girl straightened back up and redirected her focus to the mud on her forearm. She went to work, gnawing at it distractedly. Mr. Sage continued the tour – though he couldn’t quite tell if his guest comprehended a single explanation. Or, at the very least, harbored a shred of interest. As they weaved on through trees formed of stacked books, Mr. Sage assumed it was the latter. Concerned about his capabilities as a host, he decided to skip forward in the schedule. Only for her benefit, of course.

“What do you think,” he urged, “about breaking for tea?”

The proposition passed unmarked over the earthy girl’s head, and so Mr. Sage determined that the break would be for his own peace of mind, if not for hers.

When they reached the dining table, tucked away above hundreds of winding rope stairs to a sequestered nook where a towering window filtered dawn’s faint rays as a greenish-blue hue all across the library, the guest was imbued with newfound energy. She hooted and screeched, hobbled over to the window, bunched up her nose against the tempered glass – completely missing the artistic array of finger sandwiches. Was it for the cool of the touch, or the view outside? Mr. Sage grew weary trying to figure out this backwards puzzle, but at least there was hope in the new excitement animating her movements.

He successfully leads her back to the table, with much coaxing, and – lo and behold! She sits properly in the chair! Somewhere in there, buried beneath a layer of grime, the friend Mr. Sage once knew must have retained a sliver of memory for their teatime tradition. Oh, he was ecstatic!

“Wait right here. Help yourself to some sandwiches. I’ll be back with the tea, tout suite!”

Mr. Sage left his guest at the table, unaccompanied, and clambered across a rope to his kitchen. The jade teakettle whistled atop its flaming perch, right on time – Up it was plucked with the delicacy of a savant, guiding the marinated water into two porcelain teacups by the dipping of smooth, furry hands. As the Orangutan poured, his expectations rising, he could not help thinking – for, how could he? – about what nature of change had befallen his past companion.

“It is peculiar…” he mused, “that she would specifically degenerate her behavior to that of an ape. Which is of course, what I happen to be by nature. Is this some sort of retribution to me, for having not reached out to her sooner? Is she secretly mocking how far I have come in self-betterment? Or have I advanced my intelligence so far that now she sounds like little more than a beast?”

Mr. Sage twirled his orange beard and chose not to think too hard on these skepticisms. Remember: do not judge a book by its cover! The girl chose to act this way for reasons known by her alone – Mr. Sage had no claim to control over her. But, perhaps, she would see how he is – his patience for her sake – and it would move her to be a smidge more considerate. All this modest ape desired was a smidge of human goodwill from her, so that there would be reason for continued human goodwill from him.

A clatter announced the tea tray’s flight across the ladder back to the long table where the girl sat, bewilderingly without any signs of an upset while Mr. Sage was away. She seemed mesmerized by the distorted world outside the window; peaceably, in that vignette, she appeared of contemplative intelligence and measured emotion. Her host looked out the window, towards whatever she could be staring at, but it was no use – the only view beyond the glass were faint outlines of existence outside the library, and a swirl of pale hues born from green. The orangutan swung into his seat, then slid one of the teacups across to his old friend.

The girl broke from her trance to catch the gift. She eyed Mr. Sage, still suspicious, as he raised his own teacup: a toast! She hooted softly, raised the teacup, took a loud slurp.

Mr. Sage nearly falls out of his chair from fright as something whizzes past his ear and shatters behind him! Their false peace broken again by the girl, who had hurled her teacup at the grand ape! A terrible shot she is, though Mr. Sage wished she had hit him instead – that would give him a reason to toss her out, and spare his collection. But she is a terrible shot, so now the cookbooks behind him are cursed, cursed with the odor of eternally staling Earl Grey.

The girl screeched and clapped wildly with delight. She leapt onto the table, seized with the throes of a manic dance. Sandwiches are punted over the balcony, butter is smeared into the silk doilies, and the tea party is, in effect, indisputably ruined.

Oh, distressing day! Mr. Sage mourns the broken serenity of this, the only haven he has ever known, and for a split second considers tossing his guest out the window by the hem of her grungy jumper, assault or not. He opted instead for a heated lecturing.

“What is your grievance with me, miss?” lamented the generally calm gentle-ape. “I invited you here to share the riches of my gorgeous library, and you have responded with offended shrieks and unwarranted violence! Yes, I suppose you might argue, I own none of these books – but this reality makes it all the more outrageous. Why would you to so irreparably spurn that which I share with your fellow Hatugans?”

A wild series of hoots was the answer – response that could only be interpreted as drowning his reprimands out. But it did succeed in halting her jaunty dance. Mr. Sage did not cower, despite his self-judgment as a prejudicial villain, but continued.

“Does our past mean nothing? Memories of catching fireflies near the Gnuggin River? Plucking fresh fruit from Waffletripe trees, so refreshing under the hot noonday sun! When I think back to the constellations in those summer skies – how crabulous Cancer inspired hunger, how haughty Hercules inspired awe – I can only mark how the you I knew then has faded away, as those bright celestial patterns! And what once was fills me with deep despair.”

Mr. Sage was so caught up in his lamentations, too busy dabbing his eyes with the tablecloth, that he did not realize how his woe touched the jungle child. She stopped hooting, staring simply at him, perplexed. Her eyes lowered from his wrinkled brow, began searching for something among the rubble of deli and spreads.

Her eyes lit up at a paper napkin. Dexterously, the girl set to work – folding this way and that, with a crease here and a cut there – so absorbed that even Mr. Sage was pulled from dismay into curiosity. Eventually, the girl crept forward, head bowed, and offered the finished product to her host.

Behold, though it be shabby and without finesse, a modest origami crab. A tender gift, not expected from the likes of this unrestrained jungle child.

Hope! The enlightening feeling that filled Mr. Sage with energy and compassion could only be attributed as such. He gingerly took it, as though it might be deception, and studied the form.

Mr. Sage hooted in excitement. The girl perked up. She hooted as well. Soon, the two were screeching happily together, jigging atop the table arm-in-arm. To think, language was the only barrier between the present and the past. Mr. Sage lowered his restrain, and now they were equals once more. These two opposites, man and monkey, enjoyed an afternoon filled with feats of daring, abusing the library’s isolationist approach of staggered alphabetizing to leap off ledges and bound across bookshelves.

They laughed when the sun set, plopping down in exhaustion between the X section. There, they lay a while, and Mr. Sage was certain; his old friend was ready to see his surprise. Humming softly, he helped the girl to her feet. She seemed so tired that she might crawl onto one of the shelves and sleep, but curiosity lured her along like a somnambulist. That, and Mr. Sage’s impromptu excitement to see her reaction to what he had to offer.

Up, up, up the winding stairs into another loft. Further up a ladder into the top of the glass dome Mr. Sage led her, oil lantern in hand – an observatory. There was little up this high but a clear view in all directions, still not high enough to breach the canopy. In the center of this sacred space was an artifact of an older time, Mr. Sage’s true treasure: a rusted telescope.

He placed the oil lantern on a table near the door. Ushering his guest towards the telescope, the orangutan mimed for her to peer into the eyepiece. She was wary at first, but so tired that her eye eventually rested on it for support.

Oh, Heavens! There they were, in all their spatial splendor, a glittering refraction for worlds light-years away! The girl appeared to be struck speechless, and Mr. Sage pointed out the fragments of constellations they used to watch, whose environment had long since changed and reduced those ancient heroes and beasts to stardust. But one still remained visible as a point of reference. That old crab, Cancer, whose pincers had only grown longer and shell had only hardened, remained firmly rooted in his spot among the stars. He surveyed the remains of his comrades from below, buried beneath the refuse of new planets and the bones of the old, untouched by time and dislight.

Yawning, the jungle girl moved away from the telescope and curled into a ball on the hand-woven rug, woven by Mr. Sage himself to mirror the night sky. She completely ignored the two lawn chairs he had set up for them – another pair of antiques from the old world that the grand ape had acquired – but he chuckled good-naturedly to himself and let her be. Why impose on what makes her comfortable, as uncomfortable as it might seem to him? There are those who prefer to lounge in lawn chairs, and there are those who prefer the rug. In fact, given that he wove it himself, he was flattered a little – perhaps his guest did appreciate his hospitality, after all.

Mr. Sage settled into one of the lawn chairs, smiling and relieved that he had found his old friend again, buried deep beneath mud and aversion to decency. He was so happy, so content, that he drifted into a lullaby that they had once composed together during sleepless nights. Their Cosmic Lullaby:

A veil of peace covers Earth –
A cloak of darkness smothers mirth –
In the black expanse of space, comets keep their pace
To the sound of stars’ sweet symphony.

Betelgeuse orchestrates –
Sirius bright illuminates –
Radiating tempo, collision course crescendo,
With the sound of stars’ sweet symphony.

Pirouette, Rond de jambe,
Pirouette, Rond de jambe
Twirls Nehtor, cosmic dancer.
Chasse, whisk,
Chasse, wing,
Leading on clumsy Cancer.
A beacon of light as they waltz through the night
And lull the universe to rest.

Musicians of the void
Plucking passing asteroids –
Watch the galactic, climactic, unfold.
With every tuneful tinkle those time-old trumpets twinkle
And another starry serenade grows cold.

His friend snored, very loud and without reserve. This vulnerability pleased the Grand Ape, and made the mess they left across his library almost agreeable. A worthy sacrifice, to get her to know him again! The knowledge to reach and reconnect to another’s heart, against all forces of nature, is very rare to come by; rarer than most of the literature Mr. Sage possessed.

Mr. Sage’s consciousness drifted away into that river above them as it flowed on through the tunnel of time, from dimensions and into dimensions that existed far beyond their own little place in space. He was slow to sleep.

But he was quick to wake, when a clatter startled him back to his head. Mr. Sage rolled around in his chair, eyes already well adjusted to darkness. But his heart was not adjusted enough to see his rediscovered friend, his guest, the jungle girl, with telescope tucked under her arm. There was animalistic fear in her dilated eyes, directed at him. Mr. Sage held his palms outstretched, showing he meant no harm. There was a pause in time, the only observers of the moment those unfeeling gaseous denizens above.

The jungle girl fled, knocking the oil lamp near the door. It teetered for a second, spilling its rank insides onto the table and the rug, then dashed to flames amidst the spill. Mr. Sage was stalled for a minute as he got tangled up in the lawn chair, snapping it at the hinges. Without a second to spare, he rolled up the carpet he had crafted himself, a work of art in its own right, and smothered the flames as best he could. But the damage had been done.

But the girl, in her mad dash, tracked the oil down, down the winding stairs, between the aisles, over the sociable coffee bar and under the ambient art pieces. Each footprint was matched by flames, carried by the wind and their own nature. Mr. Sage scrambled down the ladder, round and round the stairs, but it was too late. He arrived to see his books burning beneath a sky of fire, histories caught up in speedy deterioration as they were licked and chewed and finally devoured by thousands of ravenous tongues. Shelves tumbled into crumbling heaps, pages swirled in a whirlwind unclassified by leather bindings, and the smell of dying tomes was almost enough to strangle the sky. Those grubby flames reached for Mr. Sage, too, but he tore himself away from his terrified stupor and ran for the exit. He managed to salvage a cookbook and a cosmic atlas, one under each arm, as he ducked and dodged the collapsing ceiling. Mr. Sage plunged into the cool purgatory between midnight and dawn just before the fire. Behind him, the library’s glass dome swelled and burst. The books he saved protected him with their thick coats as glass rained down and settled like fresh dew on the grass.

Mr. Sage heaved the books off of his singed body. Tears from smoke and years wasted clouded his vision. He heard rustling in the undergrowth nearby, and could just make out his guest fleeing into the morning, his rusted telescope – meant to be shared as a mutual gift – still lodged under her arm. She limped away with wild abandon, and the ape knew he would never see her again. He did not want to ever see her again. She did not belong in his world, and he did not belong in hers. Their friction would only create the sparks of all-encompassing loss.

Mr. Sage lay back on the bed of grassy glass, feeling not much of anything. He tried to remind himself that he was a Grand Ape, and could rebuild. Hatuga needed his knowledge, after all. But he could not help second-guessing his assurances, and even his understanding of the forest, as the library reached further, further towards the heavens as a tower of fire. Mr. Sage’s sanctuary burned all night, witnessed across all Hatuga over the canopy of trees that once sheltered it.

Under the smoke and the light of the pyre, Mr. Sage stretched out on the jungle floor. He tried to return to sleep – he tried very hard. But he had lost sight of the stars.


A Gator of Impressive Girth


The forest of Hatuga is not alive. It is important to make such a distinction for this next story, because some forget – in all its regal splendor, in all its vast expanse – that the forest is only considered living because it contains so much life itself. But the forest, on its own merits, is not a living thing. It is but a place, where things happen, and cycles of life and death find their being. But a forest is both beyond and beneath life; it is no more than a container for what matters, to provide a sense of foundation and connection between the living things within it.

Remember this. Sometimes it is easy to forget where one stands in the world, especially if one is trying to overcome it.

Most residents of Hatuga have no need for that brand of existential knowledge. They are content, they are happy, and their possibilities are limited. But some wish to disrupt the relative peace of Hatuga with grand ambitions, the idea that what occurs in the forest is of lesser importance than what could occur, and make attempts to change it. They like to think the container can’t hold them.

And then there are those who make a mess of things on accident, because they just can’t help themselves.

One such creature was Puripu, a caiman from the time when ancient reptiles swam, flew, and walked the lands of Hatuga. She was the end of the line drawn by those impressive beasts: a Purussaurus of humungous length and breadth, with broad, powerful jaws and impenetrable armor. The last of her kind, perhaps with good reason; she ate constantly, able to seize upon whatever she wanted. Since she was the largest and most powerful predator in the forest, nothing could stop her, and nothing could escape. None compared with her combination of speed, strength, and stealth as she stalked the waterways, dragging underwater whatever she could fit between her teeth.

A natural result of this unrestrained chowing-down was that Purpiu grew very, very fat. Exceedingly fat. The fat was quickly converted to muscle, since all she did was swim, but you still might call her a fat old gator if you saw her, since reptilian muscle is quite hard to distinguish between reptilian fat. At first, it meant nothing to her, since stalking prey was a pleasant enough occupation that needed no distraction. Puripu would compete with her own time, depending on the type of prey; how long it took to devour that particular species. For a while, this was for her own amusement alone – a blend of nourishment and entertainment – and she harbored no complaints.

One humid evening, Puripu spied a ring-tailed lemur clinging over the water from a branch. The enormous gator was never hungry until she saw something to eat, so she fancied herself in the mood for a small snack. What she did not fancy was that this was all a setup; the lemur was not resting, but luring Puripu to surface. Not with any devious intent, mind you; simply to see this legendary gator that his conspiracy were always yammering on about. Rather than be fearful, though, the lemur was intrigued. He wished to see this “monster” for himself! And so he sat at the end of the branch, one eye open as bubbles softly burbled beneath him.

KER-PASH! Puripu breached from the depths, nine tons of pure power, all focused on snatching one little lemur in a single bite. But the lemur was already gone, bounded away to the safety of the trunk, and the great gator’s jaws closed around an empty branch. The branch was crushed to splinters, and the tree capsized as Puripu pulled it into the river.

Humiliation! Never had Puripu missed her prey before! It shattered her contentment, made her conscious of being too slow, or too fat, and what this failure meant for her. Had she failed herself, or failed her reputation? These thoughts were new, and she just wanted to sink with them to the river bottom. But she couldn’t. She needed another breath, having exerted all her energy in that leap. Now she would have to surface, and listen to that crafty lemur’s jeers.
When she did, she was met with the applause of tiny hands. The lemur sat on the tree, the one she had uprooted, a look of amazement on his monochrome face.

“Wowie, wow-wow! I’ve heard stories of you, but never would I have imagined that you’d put them all to shame! Just think, if I wasn’t trying to draw you out…on second thought, let’s not think about it. Let’s think about you! Let’s talk about you, you giant, beautiful creature! I have never seen such a gator of impressive girth, such a monster born to eat! Tell me, how did you get so big?”

Blushing, Puripu opened her mouth to reply, but was not quick enough. Besides the fact that crocodilian jaw-opening muscles are relatively weak, the lemur had no intention of letting anyone else speak. He was so swept up in his own amazement.

“I mean, look at your body…It’s huge! Long as a tree and thick as a boat, the stories don’t do you justice. And those teeth, sharper than steel, longer than elephant tusks! You move as swift as a shark in the water, but no shark could even penetrate your scales. Even your legs! Your short, stubby legs! I can see the power in them. For a split second, I’d wager you could run just as fast as any jungle cat.”

Puripu started to wonder if this silver-tongued lemur was over-exaggerating. Some new throes from being in such close proximity to death? But she was too unaccustomed to flattery to dismiss any of his compliments.

After sizing her up and marveling at her physique for the entire afternoon, the lemur finally quit his endless strain of compliments. Spectacles can only last so long in the forefront of the mind, after all, before one grows used to them and admits them as normal. He thanked her for the moment’s entertainment, and leapt across the trees back to his conspiracy.

Puripu, on the other hand, lay unmoving in the water. She suddenly felt hungry again; but the hunger was coming from a place other than her bottomless stomach. It came from her head, which had swelled from all the lemur’s praises. Feeling ten times more ravenous than normal, Puripu went back to hunting, thinking she could fill that pang with more food.

Not much further down the river, Puripu spotted a Rhinoceros. They were a pain to eat, tough hide and all, so she didn’t like to bother them all that much. But she had reached such a point in her ego’s starvation that she went up to the horned beast without a second thought, and tackled it to the ground.

“Tell me,” hissed Puripu through her salivating grin, “That I am the most impressive predator you ever saw.”

“Never has any predator found the strength to tip me over, and I have run many a hostile carnivore through with my horn. Except for the Bengal Tiger, you are the only one who could possibly overrun my defenses,” replied the conquered Rhinoceros.

Puripu felt a little better, but was displeased to hear that another carnivore in the forest carried her prowess. After a few bites for good measure, she followed the river upstream until she caught sight of the Bengal Tiger, lapping water from the edge.

The Bengal Tiger only saw Puripu coming because she wanted to be seen. She wanted the Bengal, who did not impress her in the slightest with her sinuous frame and sharp claws, to fear her. But the Bengal did not show fear, since it was evident that Puripu would charge as soon as she received the feelings she wanted. Instead, the Bengal sat down on her hind haunches and waited for the gator to surface. Puripu rose out of the water. They stared each other down, eye-to-eye.

“Look at me, Bengal, only other predator to take down a Rhino,” chortled Puripu, “and see how much stronger I am than you.”

“I see you. It is hard not to see such a hefty water-lizard.”

Puripu puffed out her chest, taking it as a compliment.

“So?” yawned the cat, keeping one eye open for the best opportunity to escape.

“So?” echoed Puripu, confused by the Bengal’s lack of defense, and failing to recognize her own. “Do you not want to fight, and see who is the strongest?”

“You will always have the advantage, being in the water. I cannot swim,” the Bengal flat-out lied. She quickly added, watching Puripu drag herself on land to accommodate her, “Besides, fellow hunters are not meant to hunt each other, you tubby log of lard and teeth.”

Puripu was at an impasse. How could she prove her superiority over the Bengal? The Bengal, being blessed with a little more brain than your average jungle cat, improvised a proposal.

“There is a way, to see which of us is the strongest predator.”

Puripu was excited, and would accept the challenge no matter what it was.

“The only beast I have ever failed to take down in Hatuga is the mighty elephant. Not one of the mellow Asian varieties, no, but the African Bull. The largest land-dweller, capable of snapping me in half with its mighty trunk. Defeat him in the plains, and you will prove yourself the strongest.”

Puripu and the Bengal parted ways. Puripu’s heart was thumping from excitement, thrilled to prove her superiority to all of Hatuga. The Bengal’s heart was thumping from relief, grateful she was able to escape the voracious Purussaurus in one piece. She left Hatuga and never looked back, hoping deep down that the African bull elephant would squash this gator’s overweight ego utterly flat.

Puripu’s weight was of no consequence to herself; she was long, and she was fast. All of Hatuga heard her thunder through the forest, moving out of the way for fear she would snap them up in one bite. The uneven mossy floor eventually gave way to flat dirt plains, and the canopy opened up to sunny skies. Before her, munching on the grass in peace, was a herd of African elephants.

The African Bull glanced up from his lunch, aware of some ominous danger. He scanned the edge of the forest, searching for the source of the disturbance, until his squinted eyes caught the gleam of Puripu’s crooked grin in the shadows. Trumpeting in alarm, the elephants stampeded into a circle, protecting their young from this enormous belly-crawler. The Bull bared his tusks, hoping to threaten off the unwelcome presence. All his posturing did was encourage Puripu, who sought a challenge, and was already fantasizing about how devouring the alpha male would make her ten times as large as before. She crept forward, brandishing her rows of teeth as an answer to his challenge.

The Bull did not want to fight the gator. He really didn’t, being both peaceable and cowardly. He already knew that this monster was a match for even him. But his herd was threatened, and he had a sense of honor that not even good sense could deter. It was his responsibility to protect his charges, and it was the reason he worked hard to become the strongest in Hatuga in the first place: to keep his loved ones safe. Sounding a low trumpet, the African Bull stomped forward to stop the gator before it could devour his family.

Puripu sprinted forward on her short legs and reared up, planning to collide with the Bull using all her weight, but he lowered his head and stopped her with his tusks. Her tons of scales cracked one of his most prized assets, but they provided just enough time for his trunk to snake around her body and flip her onto her back. She was inexperienced in an even fight, and shocked to be dispatched so quickly. The Bull, believing the match to already be decided, raised a heavy foot and brought it straight down. He was going to crush her skull and end her reign of terror.

He missed. Puripu’s thick neck was more flexible than one might guess at first look; she slid it out of the way when the Bull put all his weight down, and attacked his knee before he could recover. Her jaws were exceptionally strong, capable of crushing tree trunks – it took only a few seconds for her to crush the Bull’s tree-trunk-like knee. He trumpeted in pain and fell down on his broken leg, confused at the sudden turn of events. Puripu spun around on her back, unfazed at his attempts to pierce her solid hide with his tusks. While one might expect her jaws to be her most dangerous weapon, this was actually false, proven when she flipped off her back and whipped her mighty tail against the Bull’s face. Centuries of pushing her humungous form forward had honed her tail into a deadly bludgeon; with one swipe, the Bull’s tusks shattered instantly, and he collapsed. Paralyzed, he could only stare resolutely into Puripu’s glazed eyes, wondering why an animal would ever feel the need to act as violently as she, with no real reason.

Puripu slammed her tail down repeatedly upon his face. That once-imposing African Bull, strongest of all land-beasts, was culled into submission.

His elephant herd was shocked, stunned, frozen in place when they saw their invincible leader fall. They hardly made a reaction when Puripu, spurred on by her victory, overwhelmed the herd and devoured every last elephant. Nothing could stop her now; she was the strongest creature in all of Hatuga. The strongest, perhaps, but not yet the largest. The fact that the African Bull had managed to flip her at all made this much clear. She would have to eat much, much more if she was to become larger than he was.

Thus began her unquenchable feast. Puripu proceeded to eat all day, everyday. She had grown too large for the river, causing a flood whenever she swung her tail and scraping the bottom with her stomach. After drinking up the river and its occupants, our gator of impressive girth moved permanently onto the land. No animal was safe from her snapping jaw as she grew and grew every day, yard by yard around and down. Eventually, she surpassed the size of the African Bull Elephant she ate long ago, becoming the first tyrannical reptile of Hatuga since the dinosaurs.

Even so, Puripu was discouraged. Who or what was left to compete with, now that she had become the apex animal in every possible way? Most Hatugans had either been eaten or fled the forest, leaving her starved for both food and fulfillment. How could she know how impressive she was, if there were no eyes to see or tongues to proclaim? She regretted her reign of terror – it had left her so alone, ego pounding for recognition.

But still, she had to improve. Something deep within her pushed her on, enslaving her to the competition that continued to feed the hunger in her head. Lamenting the empty forest, lamenting her loneliness, Puripu challenged the one thing left to compete with.

That is, she challenged the forest of Hatuga itself.

Its size, its spectacle, its ability to sustain instead of devour – Puripu envied it. It was powerful in a way she was not aware of, and surpassing it was the only other avenue left through which Puripu could challenge herself. To even stand a chance, she would have to become much, much larger.

She ate and ate and ate and ate, and then ate some more when she had finished eating until she became hungry again. There were hardly any animals left living in the forest, so she dug beneath the ground and ate the remains of residents buried by time. They, at least, could not flee. She ate trees and rocks and drank lakes at first, but eventually grew too large for even this to satiate her. She grew so humungous that she chewed peaks off of mountains and lapped up the ocean tides. Our gator of impressive girth expanded into a dragon of ridiculous existence, far too big to live and yet living on despite it.

Puripu was now the size of Hatuga itself; just a little more, and she would surpass the forest’s greatness. But eating everything requires a lot of energy, especially if the only reward is strictly beholden to one’s ego, and Puripu had grown very tired. Against her better judgment, rest was the next step in her fight. She curled into a comfortable position, tucked her tail in her mouth, and closed her eyes for just a minute. Waking the next day, she would finally make good on her challenge, and, hopefully, feel satisfied with herself at last. Those orange eyes, glowing strong as the Earth’s core, closed for a brief respite, looking forward to the next day when she would finally feel fulfilled.

Puripu’s eyes never opened again. When a creature grows as large as a mountain, biology implements a fail-safe: it expends all the animal’s energy to send it into a deep slumber. The rains came and sunk her hardened body into the ground, covering it in a layer of sediment and soil. Trees took root between her scales, and waterfalls poured across her jaws, cemented shut. Her massive tail formed a range of hills, and her nostrils became lakes. All of Hatuga was renewed, sprouting from the back of the gator whose maw it once disappeared into.

When life returned to Hatuga, the story of the Purussaurus and her fruitless competition with herself became little more than a legend – a tale that we Hatugans tell their children so that they will treat the land right. Otherwise, she might wake up. But the oldest know that it was no legend, that the beast will never wake up, and that the true message has nothing to do with treating the land right. Rather, it is about treating themselves right.

Puripu shall sleep on, cozy under blankets of Earth, happily lost in the land of dreams. There, she has no desire to challenge, and she feels no need to grow. Instead, she lives there at peace with herself – too full, too impressive, to live otherwise.


The Bear and the Bison


The lively forest of Hatuga, rolling down the mountains into an abundant valley of verdant hues and bluish shades, is home to many a colorful and unique creature. The residents possess sharp intellect, partnered with an ability to wield it effectively – for better or worse. Though, if worse, we can safely presume that it was once intended for better. These Hatugan gentlebeasts are naturally better-natured, you see, and I cannot imagine them being anything but courteous for their own benefits and each other’s.

One of these fair residents was Mister Bear. He was known by that particular name because there were only two bears that came to settle in the Hatuga – the other known by the name of Missus Bear. It was impossible to mix them up, for they were clearly not close relations; Mister Bear’s head was thicker, his mane shaggier, his jowls saggier, his claws sharper, and his thighs thicker. Missus Bear was simply less so.

Mister Bear lived in a cheery cave carved right into Old Man Mountain. He took offense to the name, since he was neither old nor a man; but his efforts to have it changed were blocked on all sides by Old Man himself. Not that a change of name would matter, since he never had any visitors. Which is a shame, for Mister Bear was a fine, imposing beast with trimmed fur coat and checkered tweed pants. He always kept his spats nice and shiny for those rare exchanges with Missus Bear. But there was one small problem:

Mister Bear had a temper. A downright nasty one, like a cold that sneaks up and catches you by surprise, with coughs and sneezes and hacks and wheezes. A habit of letting out a terrible roar at the least provocation! The residents of the forest just could not stand to be around anyone who couldn’t control those ear-bursting, heart-pounding, gut-wrenching, brain-popping, throat-scratching, nerve-snapping, stomach-busting roars. It didn’t matter how trimmed his fur coat was, or how splendid his tweed pants, or how pristinely cleaned his spats, or how refined his conversation, or even how courteous the other animals pretended to be around him.

Mister Bear was, in plain terms, a social nuisance.

Witness one creature, who stood by Mister Bear’s side despite his tragic ostracization! This hard-headed paradigm of the prairie was Buffalo Biff – Mister Bear’s sole friend. I cannot say why he was named Buffalo Biff, for Biff was, in fact, a Bison. It is a common mistake to call a Bison a Buffalo, but we shall simply call him Biff so that his identity is kept unscathed, one way or the other. But Biff honestly wouldn’t care what you think. He’s a shamelessly confident fellow like that.

What really matters is that Biff and Mister Bear were comrades, even though Biff was secretly maddened by Mister Bear’s foul temper. For example: a friendly conversation about clothes turned sour in an instant when Mister Bear was forced to defend his nicely-trimmed coat, while Biff declared his favorite orange tracksuit to be the true setter of Hatuga’s fashion trends. In actuality, it meant small beans; they were the only odd pair of animals who actually wore clothing in the whole neighborhood. But Mister Bear would have none of it.

Before he was even aware, Mister Bear was huffing and pouting and growling and whining and snarling and jumping and clawing and clenching, reaching his peak in an angry ”GRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!” that sent a nestful of sleeping owls tumbling out of bed and hooting disoriented into the scarlet sky.

Biff was unimpressed.

“Mister Bear, for your own sake,
And because you are my friend,
I must confess you make me ache
From this flaw you cannot mend.

Therefore henceforth I shall pursue
A most ingenious plan:
To cure this rage that troubles us
And make you loved again!”

Mister Bear embarrassingly wrung his paws, for it was the first time Biff had ever confronted him about such a personal matter. But he had also simultaneously proposed a solution…so surely he had been confronted with the best intentions. Biff was a rather blunt Bison, after all, and Mister Bear was grateful for it:

“Your words ring true, indeed, dear friend!
How pleased I am to hear you’ll lend
A helpful hand to helpless brute
To finally furious nature uproot.

I’m especially pleased to realize
The extent to which you are Buffalo-wise
In quickly concocting ingenious plot
To remedy my homely lot!”

Biff smiled knowingly to himself, for he secretly knew he had no solution to the problem. Not one to be easily deterred from contributing to such a public good, he painfully tried to think up one right there on the spot – but those bees! Those rich, snobby bees, making all sorts of buzzing in their aristocratic hive, distracting Biff from helping a comrade in need of a lesson in propriety! Truly, bees were the most selfish of insects.

In a sudden flash of inspiration, Biff clicked his hooves together, just as you would snap your fingers.

“The answer came quite clear to me:
I’ll have you frisk that hive of bees
Hanging aloft in loftiest tree
As if their honey you would seize.

And, when they swarm to defend
Their precious liquid gold,
Your temper withstands the stings they send
Should you be so bold!

How expedient, a Buffalo brain!”

Mister Bear shared only an eighth of the enthusiasm his comrade held for this plan –it seemed a tad on the dangerous side. But, with a bit of trust and a bit of reluctance, he followed Biff to the highest tree in Hatuga. Bees by the thousands buzzed unawares in the branches sixty yards above, blending the sweetest royal jellies; little did they expect such a disturbance today for the public good.

Digging in his dull claws, which he unfortunately filed yesterday morning, Mister Bear heaved his way up the trunk. Its orchids were in full bloom (a peculiar hybrid it was), so one could tell that the bees’ honey would be especially delicious. Naturally, the bees were conscious of this, and so had doubled their guard.

The bees didn’t care how reputedly delicious their honey was, or if they were contributing to the public good. They would not tolerate a bear, no matter how well groomed and hygienic, sticking his grubby paws into their prized product. It was meant for her Highness, and her Highness alone.

“God save the Queen!” was the bees’ rallying cry as they drove their stingers into poor unfortunate Mister Bear’s behind. Needless to say, his temper was lost in an instant.

“GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!”

Propelled by the force of his own angry bellow, Mister Bear fell from the great height and broke seven branches off that beautiful Orchid Tree as he tumbled down, down, and landed on Buffalo Biff’s enormous hump. Biff shoved Mister Bear off, more than slightly irritated.

“No, no, no, that will not work;
You gave up on the spot!
If trying tasks you choose to shirk,
Then help you I cannot!”

But Mister Bear looked so sad and dejected that Biff’s heart melted a little. It was for the public good, he encouraged himself. Helping his comrade to his feet and wiping his bleeding nose with the sleeve of the orange tracksuit, Biff wondered if the whole enterprise was just a load of bull. Suddenly, in another flash of inspiration, Biff clicked his hooves together.

“I swear to you, I’ve got it now!
As far as talking goes,
We should seek out Señor Cow
And trade him verbal blows.

If you withstand his grating voice
Without so much a flinch,
Controlling temperamental choice
Shall be a simple cinch!

How superfluous, a Buffalo brain!”

Unfortunately for Mister Bear, the flaw in the plan would be his own friend’s knack for commonly misplaced diction. It follows from Biff’s ignorance that Señor Cow, being a Señor and not a Señorita, would not be a cow at all, but rather a bull. An honorable, honest, handsome bull, who takes much stock in the fact that he is, indeed, a bull. To call such a masculine bull a cow would be an insult, equivalent to calling him girly. But Biff never took the time to truly know Señor Cow and therefore would not understand the simple fact that his name was Señor Bull. So, when Mister Bear, full of good intentions, approached Señor Bull under the pretense that his name possessed no connotations of gender, Señor Bull took this as a joke lacking in all sorts of decorum. As such, he verbally ridiculed the most vulnerable parts of Mister Bear.

“Mister Bear is so mopey with fear
‘Cause no animal dare to be near
His pair of old spats
That might squish them flat
Since they’re as terribly wide as his rear.”

Mister Bear’s spats were admittedly too large for his back paws, and his behind was indeed enormous, but to point these details out with such mean-spirited impropriety was only asking for a furious roar. Which Mister Bear was all too inclined to provide:

“RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA -“

Señor Bull, familiar with Mister Bear’s nasty temper, was not inclined to a migraine headache. With a well-placed headbutt, he stopped short Mister Bear’s infamous shout by sending him tumbling headlong down a hill.

It is an unfounded proverb, that a rolling bear gathers much moss. This moss took the form of Biff, who happened to be hiding within earshot. Both beasts were sent flopping and thudding and obtaining a great many bruises until they finally settled at the base of the hill.

Biff was more than a smidge infuriated. You might even say that Biff was miffed.

“Mister Bear, what’s your deal?
I try to teach you well,
But, every time you find the feel,
You ruin it with a yell!”

Mister Bear was growing skeptical of Biff, especially since the Bison who called himself a Buffalo could not differentiate between a bull and a cow. But Mister Bear was too beaten, and chose to keep his disagreements in bashful silence.

Biff softened when he saw how downtrodden his dear comrade was at constant failure, and when he recalled that this was all for the public good. Almost immediately, without bothering to help Mister Bear to his feet, Biff clicked together his hooves in inspiration.

“The next succeeds, or I’m a fool!
We’ll call on Missus Bear;
Then you’ll be forced to keep your cool
And thus win lighter fare.

For conversation here is key,
And confidence the lock.
Off you go to finally see
You’re not of meager stock!

How noble, a Buffalo brain!”

If put to a game of Truth or Dare, Mister Bear would confess that Missus Bear rattled the butterflies caged in his stomach. She was kind, sweet, understanding, patient – all qualities Mister Bear valued very much. Not to mention, the most important thing: she was the only other bear in Hatuga.

The pair found Missus Bear bathing in the glistening mouth of a river that poured into a lake, measuring many fathoms deep. At the impatient prodding of Biff, Mister Bear gathered the courage to plod towards her. His paws felt stuck with honey (which they were) and his gut felt sore and bruised (which it was), but he found the courage to move ever-forwards.

What a pleasant surprise for Missus Bear! Secretly, she took in Mister Bear’s inelegant whole and found it absolutely adorable. I say secretly, but it was only a secret to Mister Bear, who was so worried and self-conscious that he hardly ever approached her. Missus Bear was patient, and undeterred; Mister Bear just had a little growing-up to do.

But Mister Bear was ready this time! Time to conquer his impulsivity, full steam ahead, no holds barred!

It’s a shame he was so focused on Missus Bear that a wayward root escaped notice, stretched along his path. Mister Bear tripped over it and fell flat on his face, a great rumble shaking the wood. He tried to stand up, but could not; his snout had stuck in a gopher hole.

Missus Bear giggled to herself, which could not be helped. And, naturally, burned to the cheeks with shame, Mister Bear could not help himself, either:

“GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”

Failure. A humiliating failure. And this one was so utterly and downright defeating that Mister Bear opened his massive maw to shout to the heavens one more time…

And nothing came out.

Mister Bear didn’t feel one leftover shred of anger. He didn’t feel enraged, or miffed, or peeved, or upset, or flustered, or furious, or beside himself, or heated, or even discombobulated. He felt…relaxed, even. Was it because of that sweet smile, that knowing patience, staring back at him?

Missus Bear smiled and shook her fur dry. Standing on her hind legs, she walked over to Mister Bear in a gracious manner and placed a tender paw on his shoulder. Looking him eye to eye, she imparted him thus:

“Let your anger free
When you want a place of peace
To help clear your mind.”

Mister Bear was grateful to the moon and back for his new friend’s patience, and took her wisdom to heart. Every morning, Mister Bear would venture far off onto the outskirts of the woodland and roar to his heart’s content. All that was left was a mere tickle in the back of his throat; that tickle gave him cause to laugh. And, the more he wished to laugh, the less tempting he found it to roar. And he never laughed more than when he was in Missus Bear’s company.

Soon, very soon, Mister Bear became a much-revered neighbor in the forest of Hatuga. He was invited to social gatherings and introduced to other patient, kindly gentlebeasts by Missus Bear. Thanks to his routine, when engaged in discourse, there would be not a growl left in him. Rather, he became known for his booming, infectious laugh (I dare not characterize it here, or risk laughing myself). Though his frustrating temper once defined him, Mister Bear learned how first to control it, and then replace it with love and laughter. And Mister Bear found he was truly happy because he did not have to change one bit. It was only necessary to want more, and work towards it…with the patience of a few good creatures, of course.

But, you ask, what became of that paragon of the prairie, Buffalo Biff?

Well, as soon as Mister Bear gave out that final tremendous roar, Biff abandoned the whole enterprise on behalf of the public good. Who cared about the public good, anyway? Who did that benefit?

Biff was absolutely infuriated that his plan failed to work. He was so infuriated, he tore his orange tracksuit (which he secretly despised, wearing it only because it was a gift from his grandmother) to ribbons and rampaged all over Hatuga. He frightened the residents more than Mister Bear ever did; most of all, because he stampeded about rump-naked. Such unabashed shamelessness made his neighbors feel just as bare.

Hatuga might be more agreeable if its inhabitants understood just when they ought to remain clothed, and when it is acceptable to be in the nude. Then again…it might not.

Oh, how vain, a Buffalo brain!


To Sink or Not to Sink


The forest of Hatuga is alive. Not merely in a general way, by association with the organisms that populate its endless expanse, no – the forest itself is truly living and breathing. In every speck of dirt, every trickling stream, every quivering palm frond, one finds a beating spirit. Despite this unusual consciousness, the roles of its eco-organs do not change in the larger body. Each has its own place in Nature, and naturally gravitates towards a nature that is natural.
It is still possible to be almost too enthusiastic about one’s place in nature, however – to emphasize what is natural, and forget what nature must do. One such speck of Hatuga, overflowing with enthusiasm for itself, is Ammolite.

Ammolite is an ancient gemstone. Primarily an emerald green, yet somehow shining a whole cascade of colors when sunlight glints just right off its ridges. And there was nothing Ammolite enjoyed more, nothing at all, than staring into its reflection as it tried to bring those hidden colors out. When the other residents of Hatuga stopped for a glimpse of its reputable sheen – that was what gave the Ammolite purpose. These eyes, gazing in wonder and respect at this gemstone of many colors. To absorb these admonitions was its role in nature.

An acorn’s purpose is to grow a tree. That tree will provide refuge and nourishment for a great number of diverse creatures. But sometimes the most important actions are not part of nature, and set something in motion that seems rather unnatural. When an acorn falls, that is a part of its purpose; it falls towards the dirt, where it will burrow and take root. But what happens when Ammolite, mesmerized by its multi-layered reflection in a rippling pond, obstructs the path between acorn and dirt? Then the acorn never meets the dirt, plinking off the Ammolite’s hard carapace and plipping into the water. Nature is not disrupted; it ceases to exist within the acorn.

The Ammolite did not feel this mere tree nut. It was only irritated by the ripples caused, disturbing its reflection. This lasted for but a moment, and the reflection burst through once again with untouched splendor to the Ammolite’s relief. But relief is unnatural, especially for the idealistic nature of the Ammolite. Horrified, as it stared harder and harder into the glassy surface, the Ammolite realized that a chunk of itself was missing. Right where the acorn plinked, an iridescent chip had dislodged and vanished.

A gleam blinded the Ammolite from the depths of the pond. Past its reflection – in fact, forever dissolving that reflection in a rainbow light – was the missing piece. Smudged with mud, mired in moss, but struck by the sun in a way that permanently achieved the Ammolite’s optimum optics. Enraged at the audacity of its missing piece, horrified that it could not be gotten back, Ammolite was so besieged by feelings that it didn’t know what to do.

The pond was deep. In actuality, it was only six feet deep, but such diminutive depth is just enough to frighten our Ammolite crouching at the water’s edge. It lamented its lost piece, for how could it hope to become whole again when rocks and gems are famous for being denser than water, in practically every situation? Down his whole would sink, lost forever for the sake of a part. What a measly, chalky part it was, compared to the whole! Who needs a chink as weak as that? Still, it was part of the Ammolite, and it longed for that piece. That piece justified its role, the purpose given to it by the forest’s accepting glances, which said, “We see and know your value.” The whole was now worthless, so long as that piece remained out of reach.

Refusing nature has a way of wearing you down – especially since wearing down is just as natural, and refusing to understand this only expedites the process. It began to show on the Ammolite, more and more pieces flaking off its beautiful coat, until it realized that completeness was more than just sediment packed together. Completeness was a fundamental foundation in its own understanding of Ammolite-ness. But then the Ammolite stopped thinking, because those thoughts made no sense. All it needed to know was that it would never be whole again without that missing piece, and that this diminished value was not worth protecting. Which, of course, it had determined at the beginning.

The Ammolite stopped its waiting, stopped its worrying, and tumbled headlong into the pond – to sink, yes, but to be made whole again. So what if it was trapped at the bottom of the pond? This insignificant pond would be made greater, for then the Ammolite’s purpose would become the pond’s purpose! All of Hatuga would gather to gaze upon the enlightened Ammolite, who turned waters to rainbows and muds to clouds. That pond would become a portal to heaven, and all of Hatuga would appreciate and understand just what that flawless gem brought to nature’s order. And so the Ammolite made peace with its piece, becoming whole once again as it settled on the pond floor atop its wayward chip.

But then something unnatural happened.

Against all odds, against the very fundamentals of science, the Ammolite began to float. With its missing piece in tow, the Ammolite rose up, up out of its watery grave! It rolled onto the shore, rejuvenated and rethinking the very understanding of its Ammolite-ness. It could float! What does this mean? Well, firstly, it meant the Ammolite could continue staring at its reflection day in and day out. So that was the very first thing it did.

One could say the Ammolite was petrified, in both figurative and literal senses. The Ammolite now saw a stranger in its reflection – not an Ammolite, not a gem, but an unimpressive grey stone. A Pumice stone, to be precise, in all its pitiful porous plaintiveness. Pumice, by nature, can float, explaining the Ammolite’s miracle. But what was the cost? Now it was no longer defined by Ammolite-ness; rather, it was condemned to see itself only in terms of Stone-ness. What the Ammolite refused to understand is that stones, like Pumice, serve an important role in the nature of Hatuga. They were not fragile colorful things to be looked upon, but hearty and practical, useful and reliable, active and essential.

But the Ammolite had been used to being praised as Ammolite for so long, it could not come to terms with the fact that it was no more than a simple stone. Instead, it sought to uncover how this unnatural state of nature came to be. Was it a mystical transfiguration? Were the waters blessed with Alchemical properties? Was it a stone all this time, deluding itself into appearing more valuable than it actually was? Then what was the point of diving in after its missing piece?
After weeks of searching for answers to no avail, the Pumice plunged back into the pond. It hoped it would change again, returning to the state of Ammolite-ness it once lay claim to. Better it would be, the Pumice thought, for me to become Ammolite again and sink to the bottom, forever remembered for my beautiful being!

Such a change never happened, would not happen, no matter how much the Pumice wished. No, it could only float where its shining reflection once stared up, dreaming of what it had thought itself, or what it once was. Floating in its own remorse, until water seeped into the holes that peppered its entirety, filled its Pumice-ness with the heavy weight of natural order, and sank the former Ammolite into the pond’s murk where it has been remorselessly forgotten.


The Caterpillar Who Refused to Grow Up


The insects of Hatuga are the most fascinating creatures. Touting numbers as vast as sand on the seashore, yet with species varying more than the clouds in the sky, they go about their day-to-day-lives, engrossed in miniscule projects, unaware that all the effort they put forth makes hardly an impact on the forest’s designs. They are as inconsequential as…well, insects. But, as inconsequential as they are, it does not mean their lives have any less worth within Hatuga’s complex ecosystem. They are a necessary factor; the health of the forest relies upon them.

Among Hatuga’s insect species, the most beautiful is unarguably the Luna Moth. Every night, when the moon climbs high to shine in orangeish glory, flocks of Luna Moths on their luminescent wings act as paper lanterns of the forest. The floor would be awash with fluttering blue-green ripples, as though the Caribbean itself was reflected along the trees. Hatugan Luna Moths live three years without eating, content to spend their lives in a flight propelled by electricity that sparks inside them with every flap. They do not bemoan their lot, regardless of what you might think. It is a sweet, short cycle – to live and perish in the service of beauty.

There is fulfillment in that.

One day, a new batch of Luna Moths were born into this cycle. As larva, they are solely dedicated to consumption, feasting on knowledge and resources until the trees in one area are almost entirely bare of leaves and wisdom. When they finally realize the extent of their destruction, these larva form a cocoon from an awareness of their emptiness – a cocoon of shame, you might say – so that they might grow up. From this cocoon…a miracle! The larva are reborn as matured Luna Moths, complete with a new perspective on the world. They become desirous of nothing else but to light the way for their fellow creature, through the midnight darkness of Hatuga. They fill their emptiness with moonbeams.

Or, so is typically the case. There was born into one batch a break in the cycle. That day, from two parents who loved him very much, a Very Ignorant Caterpillar was born. No one quite figured out why he was so ignorant, or if that’s what he chose to be, but there was no doubting that ignorance was his lot in life. He ate more than any other larva, but was never full. He lived on the ground, though he knew he would be happier in the trees. He drank water from the stream rather than from dewdrops on leaves, and was half-drowned each time. But, worst of all, he hated his parents, and tried incessantly to become anything other than a Luna Moth.

As the time of shame fell upon the Luna larva, the Very Ignorant Caterpillar was overcome with fear. How could he draw his cocoon, and resist the metamorphosis from child to adult? There was no logical or biological way around it, so he sought out other insects of the forest. In them, perhaps, he would find some sort of final form he could aspire to, a construction that would be entirely to his liking and against his lot. The Very Ignorant Caterpillar began his search for the perfect metamorphosis.

The first insect he happened upon was the Flower Mantis. Besides Luna Moths, Flower Mantises were the most beautiful species of insect in all Hatuga. Their abdomens resemble billowing vines, their thoraxes are like the thorny stem of a rose, their heads blossoming petals. The Very Ignorant Caterpillar sought out one of these brilliant specimens, preening its patterned wings on a branch.

“Hey! Pansy! Tell me, how can I become a Flower Mantis like you?

The Flower Mantis cocked its head, dumbfounded, and marveled, “Well, now, aren’t you a novel breed of fool?”

“A lot of insects call me that,” replied the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. “But they are just insects. What do insects know, besides eating and flying and breeding? Honestly, it’s all just a pathetic existence to me.”

“But you’re an insect, too.”

“I am what I call myself. And I call myself an aspiring Flower Mantis.”

The Flower Mantis failed to see the logic in this, as a Flower Mantis was as much an insect as any other. But he was busy trying to look beautiful, and so wanted to get the Very Ignorant Caterpillar off his back as soon as possible.

“Well, the first thing about being a Flower Mantis is that you must be beautiful.”

“Check,” affirmed our scholarly bug-worm, though he was objectively quite ugly. But it is hard to tell with compound eyes sometimes.

“The second thing is, that you must be an extension to the glory of the tree.”

“Check,” affirmed our discontented larva, though he was confused in thinking that robbing the tree of its glory was the same as prospering it.

“The third thing is,” swooned the Flower Mantis. “Your beauty must captivate a female, so that she might devour your head and ensure our mutual beauty survives.”

“Che…Wait, what?” exclaimed the Very Ignorant Caterpillar, who did not expect that being beautiful required such a finite end.

“I said –“

“I heard what you said,” he interrupted hotly, “ and I refuse to believe it. Give my valuable head up to be eaten? Ridiculous. Laughable! No, I refuse your way of doing things. You are stupid to be content with that sort of life. Where is your desire for freedom? Where is your love of free will?”

The Flower Mantis shrugged. It was not his problem that this immature little insect refused to understand how most insects live and die in fleeting beauty. Instead, he used his free will to fly off to a higher branch, hoping any more argumentative bug-worms searching for reasons to be angry wouldn’t bother him up there.

So, having your head devoured was what it meant to grow up? The Very Ignorant Caterpillar needed no more interviews. This Flower Mantis was enough to make him realize that his species was not the problem; it was the entire insect population itself. Why bother growing up, why take on the responsibility of life and action, why serve the forest by furthering the glory of the tree or lighting up the jungle, if it ended in such cruel ends? It was a predicament that bore heavily on the bug-worm’s mind, which could now focus on little else but finding a way to live forever.

The Very Ignorant Caterpillar decided he would not be an insect any longer. And, weaning off the last essence of the withered tree he called his new home just yesterday, he was struck by inspiration.

To insects, the tree is the essence of life. It is where they are born – it is where they live –
it is where they die. They were formed from the tree, and so, in gratitude, they live for the tree. It is the thing they worship, the thing they adore, the thing they strive to be closest to. Insects may pass on, naturally, but the tree lives forever, growing stronger and yielding more life each passing year. Even though they try to be like the tree, never, not in their wildest dreams, do insects dream they can actually become a tree. That would be too brash. That would be too stupid.

The Very Ignorant Caterpillar decided he would become a tree.

While all his brothers and sisters were wrapping up in their cocoons – their cocoons of shame – his parents realized their son’s absence. They knew that this particular larva was a problem child; yet they loved him all the same. They only desired, despite his objections, that he should become the brightest and most beautiful Luna Moth of all. They found him on a tree, trying his hardest to become a tree. Or, rather, thinking hard on how to become a tree.

“Why must I grow into one of you,” lamented their child when questioned about his lack of shame, “doomed to serve the forest and live for only a brief, beautiful moment? I denounce you both, you and your way of life. I will live as this tree does! Even if it means my life is no longer beautiful, but ugly as the lifeless dirt.”

The parents of the Very Ignorant Caterpillar were confused – they didn’t know how to respond to such anger – but they trusted their son. They asked him how he would go about becoming a tree.

“Don’t rush me,” he spat, “I’ve just begun to find myself.”

Having finally made a formal declaration to his makers, our little bug-worm began a journey through Hatuga. He witnessed the bird and the beast, their relationships and their way of living. He marked the smoothness of the pebble in the running spring, the crunch of death in browning leaves; he wondered at the falling of pollen from the air, and the flight of spores released by fungi. Hatuga was a big place, and, the more he questioned it, the bigger a question it appeared to be.

Why were things the way they were? The more he looked into it, the more he felt he understood…the less sense anything made. It was during this endless study that the Very Ignorant Caterpillar discovered something: he hated the forest of Hatuga.

The parents of the Very Ignorant Caterpillar fluttered in frequently to see how he was doing. They asked if he had discovered what he would become. He insisted that they give him more time to find himself, but, truly, he was just stalling. How fearful he was of death, and what his hatred of life itself implied! His mother and father, two beautiful, caring Luna Moths, worried over their son’s conflictions. But they trusted that he would work things out soon, despite his breakout of nervous sweat every time they questioned his progress. Inching back and forth along the branches, bullying his brothers and sisters while they slept inside their cocoons by rattling them from outside, the Very Ignorant Caterpillar reached a boiling point of panic. He knew a day of reckoning would soon be fast upon him if he did not come to a conclusion.

But, then, finally, inspiration! Or, at least, we shall call it inspiration because of how it arrived and prompted action; in reality, it was not a very inspiring thought at all.

His thought was this: Breaking from cocoons was the beginning of all misery, of the short-lived pointlessness cursing Luna Moths and other insects. Therefore, in order to avoid it, in order to remain a consumer who lived forever, the Very Ignorant Caterpillar had an epiphany. An epiphany that made his wriggly self tremble in defiant glee.

He would refuse to grow up!

The writhing bug-worm’s second declaration was met with even less understanding by his worried parents. “But what do they know,” he jeered, as they tried to convince him of the error in their ways. “They chose to grow up. Whatever pain they feel now is their own fault!” Little did he guess that the source of their pain was his anger and self-loathing. But he was a Very Ignorant Caterpillar, after all. We cannot expect too much from the likes of him.

At first, the Very Ignorant Caterpillar was not sure how he would go about not growing up. He decided to eat more than usual, growing larger and larger than most Luna Moths in the canopy. But, the larger he grew, the more obvious imperfections woven into the patterns lining his skin. Nevertheless, he kept on eating. These imperfections only fed his hatred, anyways, and hating had become second nature to him.

The Very Ignorant Caterpillar lifted his spirits by berating his entire flock of Luna Moth, denouncing their way of living as “despicable” and “ignorant.” He would lounge about in the highest leaves, hurling down a constant tirade of insults from above. The Luna Moths were too busy doing what nature decreed to hear him – this was a personal outrage to the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. They only began to take notice when he would drop sticks and fruit on them from above, for then he was actually being harmful.

His parents tried, once more, to parent him. They couldn’t bear to watch their child’s degradation, and tried a final time to help him see reason. His way of living was no way to live, and he risked never being happy by refusing to grow up. They did not object to his interrogatory nature, but, by destroying the stability of everything around him in his own mind, he was leading himself to self-destruction. “Self-destruction?” questioned the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. “The essence of maturity is finding fault in the world. It is you who refuse to grow up and understand that growing up is the source of all things problematic.”

He did not necessarily elaborate on what was problematic exactly, but instead chucked a Brazilian nut at a poor Tarantula who wasn’t bothering anybody.

This conference enlightened the Very Ignorant Caterpillar, though. For some reason, no one in Hatuga took him seriously. He couldn’t put his antennae on the reason why – that is, until his parents came to visit. Surely, they did not take him seriously, because they knew it was only temporary! They were secretly plotting in the underbrush how they might force him to grow up with their superior numbers! This revelation terrified the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. How could he preserve himself, since taking on the entire insect population was impossible?

The Very Ignorant Caterpillar discovered an occupation to counteract growing up, and it was in this occupation he found his calling. It was with great pride and pleasure that the Very Ignorant Caterpillar found a calling in educating future larva, to understand just how unfair growing up was. They would become his defense against the Luna Moths.

Seizing a perch on a prized branch, with plenty of space accounted for by an intricate array of crisscrossed twigs, our rebellious wriggler became a professor. He was no longer the “Very Ignorant Caterpillar,” but “Professor Caterpillar,” and school was in session. Few insects came when they first heard the call, but newcomers arrived every day. It helped that Professor Caterpillar spent all his time complaining, desperate to be heard; his rabble-rousing voice was a call to action, a call to seize a new day for the little bug. Some came because of rumors that he held the secret to living forever, but these are unfounded.

Now, there are teachers, and there are professors. The difference between the two is that the teacher teaches, and the professor professes. Some professors are wise, professing wisdoms that expound upon or complement teachings. Some professors, on the other hand, are ignorant, and use their position to tell students semi-truths they want to hear, to leave a legacy of students following their miserable lifestyle.

Professor Caterpillar professed a breed of miserable thoughts. All species of insect larva from all over the forest came to hear him rant and rave on the evils of Hatuga, and how it wished to make them miserable by forcing them to grow up. The secret behind growing up was responsibility – the dignifying of fruitless labor. Or, rather, that the fruit was healthy but didn’t taste very good. Time was much more fun spent on proving how growing up was a bad idea, how adults wanted to make them as hopeless as themselves. His misery was defined so eloquently by big words and academically credited by scholars of the same emotional strand that his class soon became “flying-room-only” by interested youths. Professor Caterpillar had found himself, so he thought, by forming a nest of the classroom.

In the middle of his seventh class, Professor Caterpillar’s mother and father entered through the back. They were surrounded by stinkbugs, blister bugs, centipedes, mealworms, roaches, butterflies, beetles, dragonflies, horseflies, mantises, ticks, and countless other arthropods. The only difference between the Luna Moths and their son’s pupils was that, like their professor, the pupils had refused to grow up. They adored that vehement figurehead. Casting off the pressure to grow into their destiny, they had become like their intellectual idol; defiant, bitter, and cruel.

Speaking of cruelty, Professor Caterpillar saw his parents the moment they fluttered in. With a leer fit for the worst of foes, he aimed the stick-bug he used as a pointer directly at them. It was a challenge to those that bore him into this cruel world.

“Why,” questioned Professor Caterpillar, “have your kind oppressed us so? We refuse to go quietly into the adulthood you have forced upon us!”

Recognizing adults in the room, the students swarmed up to them, forming a wall of disdain.
“Boo! Boo!” The bugs-who-refused-to-grow-up hissed in unison.

The Luna Moths were frightened by unwarranted hatred that they did not understand. But they had to get through to their son. They had to see eye-to-eye with him, no matter what.

“We didn’t force you to do anything, dear. We love you. But that is how Hatuga is, and it’s not a bad life if you look for the beauty in it.”

“Boo! Boo!” shouted the students in disapproval.

“Your Hatuga…” Professor Caterpillar was feeling hot in the head; he had waited for this moment his whole life. “Your Hatuga! Without us to consume it, to take from it and find happiness in eternal youth, it might as well not exist! I denounce a forest that we have to work for!”

“You could have left anytime you wanted to.”

“Boo! Boo!” shouted the students again, though something made sense in what these Luna Moths said.

“Leave? I don’t have to leave! I will do as I please!”

“But you’ve chosen to do nothing.”

“What do you call this, my pupils? There are many of us who agree on Hatuga’s cruelty. You two are in the minority. We question your stupid, selfless way of life, ignorant insects!”

“And have you found the right answer?”

“Boo…” The opposition from the pupils had grown fainter. The opposition was collapsing.
Professor Caterpillar inched back. He wanted to tell them all he had learned. He wanted to tell them the right way to live. But he couldn’t – he had only been looking for what was wrong with Hatuga to condemn it, not to suggest solutions.

With glistening eyes of pity, the Luna Moths glided across the classroom. Not a single bug reared up in their way. The reached the front of the classroom, where their son was quaking with shame. His eyes glowed with the dullness of one who refuses to believe they are in the wrong, yet must tune out to prevent their opponent from showing just how wrong they are.

But the Luna Moths enfolded their son in their wings. They met his screaming heart with a whisper.

“You have done nothing but question and question and search and search your whole life away. Not once were you looking for answers, but just a reason to keep your dissatisfaction alive. You know you cannot solve anything until you become an adult. Then you have a choice: to settle upon your endless questions, or to flap your way far from Hatuga. But at least you will have that choice. Hurry, son! There is not much time left.”

The electricity from his parents’ wings cooled Professor Caterpillar. He began to feel very silly at having spent all his life hating life. Surely there might be something he could find happiness in? There must be something more than this!

Then he realized it, with a burst of glee. Shoving his parents away, he spread all his little legs out, as if embracing instead the entire classroom.

“I don’t need answers, I don’t need happiness. I have my students, my real family, and the solidarity of our hatred!”

The Luna Moths looked at their son, and his fake, condescending grin. For the first time, they saw their son as less than a caterpillar.

In that moment, they saw in him a leech.

“We’re sorry, son. But that sounds just too miserable for us.”

With that, they flapped away to join the flock of Luna Moths overhead. As he watched their figures fade, Professor Caterpillar’s forced smile faded away. The weight of their words hurt his heart, but it had long since frozen over.

He turned back to his students for refuge, but found his home greatly shaken. Not just the words, but the tone, the very nature of the Luna Moths had impacted their outlook on Hatuga. There was a sense of urgency tangled up in reassuring emotions, freed after watching the interaction between parents and son: the urgency of growing up. While his back was turned, many concluded on their own the despair in the Professor’s way of life, the life of always doubting and never being satisfied. Those flew away to form cocoons. Only a few remained behind, and, even then, not with full confidence.

When Professor Caterpillar discovered this wound on his legacy, he seethed with the fury only known by a stricken hornets’ nest. So, they dared attack his source of meaning? Right! Then, he would attack their source of meaning! Professor Caterpillar raised the buzz of war, declaring that the rebels of Hatuga would sneak into Luna Moths’ nests everywhere and force them, one way or another, to reject their old way of living. They would, by his thunder, give up their habits of illumination. So long as one moth had the freedom to practice life without constant questions, life resting in tradition, professor and students would have no peace. Before his infantile army, he bellowed a call to battle:

“My students! My fellows in intellectual ponderings and wonderings! We have frightened the Luna Moths, for they know we know of our knowledge that knowledge means nothing. They know that, by not growing up, we refuse to slave away for Hatuga. And yet, still! Still they stick to it as though their lives depend on it, flitting around in blissful ignorance, while we are mired in sloughs of truth. Today, we open their eyes! We pull them down to our level, by argument or by force, and show that they have every right to be just as miserable as we are. The life of adulthood is just too cruel. Better to eat all you can, and work for no one! You and I, we know that the meaning of life is to be aware of Hatuga, to criticize it, and to become joined in hatred against that mysterious entity. For by its mystery, we know nothing! Let us now shake the larva from their cocoons, shoot down those deplorable moths, and teach them exactly what life should be all about!”

With roars of united fury, the Professor and his remaining disciples prepared for their onslaught upon the Luna Moth population, with sharpened mandibles and as many projectiles as they could carry upon their backs. It was a mob of the worst quality: obsession.

Professor Caterpillar might have succeeded in the onslaught he practiced over and over in his head, except he failed to take into account one fact. It wasn’t the fact that prepubescent insects are very weak, and can’t hold much with their flimsy legs. It wasn’t the fact that the Luna Moths, with their cocoons, were too fast and too many to be intimidated. No, the fact that Professor Caterpillar ignored was none other than timing – the ficklest of all coincidences. The whole purpose for Professor Caterpillar’s parent-to-teacher conference was so he might see his one last chance to grow up, before it was too late.

Only adult insects, you understand, can sense the forthcoming winter.

Upon the eve of the attack, Professor Caterpillar was stunned to find cocoons abandoned, and not a drop of bioluminescence left behind by his species. He and his comrades were even more stunned to be swept up in an ice storm not seen before in lower Hatuga, only in the extreme North beyond. It was as though Hatuga was aware of the fallacy that rocked its goodness, and came to deprive the Professor Caterpillar of the very thing he hated most: life

Shrieking about how unfair it all was, how this chaos was all orchestrated by the Luna Moths out of spite, the Professor and his pupils were swept up into the freezing cyclone. Insects in a tornado, the majority were dashed to bits by hail and branches; Nihilistic splatterings all washed away by that pure white fist from the North, come to wipe the slate crystal clean.

When the Luna Moths migrated Northwards again, they found not a single remain of the Professor’s pupils, or his classroom. There was, however, a hint of where it was once constructed.

That hint was the Professor himself, encased in a solid block of ice.

Professor Caterpillar was now no more than the Very Ignorant Caterpillar once again, on account of he had lost all his pupils. In the thick of the great ice storm, he retreated to his safe haven, the classroom; round and round it broke apart, round and round it was whisked up into the air. Watching his source of meaning vanish, as ethereal as the thoughts he dwelt upon, the Very Ignorant Caterpillar froze from the inside out.

That is the reason, even though he was an adult in age, he did not sense the blizzard; his obstinate anger had long ago frozen his heart thrice over. Thus, he did not sense the cold because he was always cold. This balancing force of internal and external chill preserved him, forever, trapped in the middle.

The Very Ignorant Caterpillar’s mother and father were sad, disappointed – but they did not abandon their son. Every day they would visit them, try to help him see the wonder of life. They taught him that finding solidarity in misery, a thing that can never be wholly solved, is not worth investing one’s precious hours in. Little by little, the ice seemed to melt away from the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. It was a new metamorphosis, one in which the mind rather than the body goes through change, finds new life. The Luna Moths saw this, and eagerly came more often in the hopes of giving their son the love he needed to thaw his heart.

Then came the day of offspring, a beautiful celebration in which new Luna Moth caterpillars find their way into the world. It was a lovely time, full of laughter and the crying of new voices; the Luna Moths were eager to share this miracle with the Very Ignorant Caterpillar. It was the last burst of hope he needed, they were sure, to break free of his icy prison. They all fluttered, as fast as they could with larva in tow, to reach the block of ice. They presented the children to the Very Ignorant Caterpillar with loving smiles and warm feelings, ready to have their son restored to them.

To their amazement, before their very eyes, it was the ice that restored itself, freezing over a new coat. A cruel smile had creaked across the Very Ignorant Caterpillar’s face as he watched these new thinkers, these new minds to mold into ruthless projections of his own failures.
In these children he saw the vehicles for vengeance upon anything that might find peace in a world set against him; in them he saw the next line of Very Ignorant Caterpillars. Nothing gave him more hope, than to continue gnawing away at Hatuga alongside them.


The Twin Falls


Deep beyond the Wilds, nestled atop the crook of the furthest mountain, grows the lush forest of Hatuga. It is a trove of the most eye-popping hues of verdant greens, a beautiful, brilliant sea of flowers and broadleaf evergreen trees. Many animals fed on these bounties, and other animals fed on them: the Puma and the Mountain Goat, the Wolf and the Ram, the Bear and the Bison, the Owl and the Rabbit. It was the constant passing cycle of life, making its turns atop the mountain in the secluded forest of Hatuga.

In the center of this cycle, at once both over and under the hills, flowed two waterfalls.

The first was a roaring rapid, confident in her abundance of water and surest of the proper path to wind across. She was broad, powerful, and delicious, blessed with healthy stores of iron and calcium that she pocketed on her way through Hatuga. She was happy to be of use to the plants and animals, soaking the ferns with injections of groundwater and lapping against the feet of predators and prey alike that came for a cool sip. Her surface was a fascinating crystalloid blue, clear to the very bottom. Hatuga was her charge, and she kept very good care of it.

The same could not be said for her twin brother.

He was a small trickle, a hardly noticeable stream. While she was a deafening pound on the rocks, he was an unsteady, unsure plip, plip. The insects appreciated his work, as did the various weeds and moss that grew near enough to drink, but his purpose was an altogether useless one; his sister did the same as he, but one hundred fold. Even the ground squirrels would laugh at him for his lack of a purpose. But still he would pour along at the expenditure of his own pride and strength, growing smaller and smaller every day. What kind of a pathetic waterfall was he?

One day his sister grew tired of seeing him go about his duties in dejected silence.

“Brother Fall, why do you mumble to yourself so?” She bubbled jovially, to cheer him up, “It is a bright day, the birds are chirping, and the land is vast. For what reason could there possibly be to grumble for?”

The smaller brook sighed, for he was growing weary of his apparent lack of purpose.

“Sister Fall, it is not that I see our home and tired of it. No, it is that I see my own reflection in the sky and am ashamed. What can I do that you cannot do better? What purpose do I have if Hatuga can get along without me? I wish Mother Nature would explain to me exactly what I ought to do, to truly find my purpose.”

“Oh, is that all, Brother Fall? I can lend a hand, or at least try! For you know I am a sister who gives help when anyone asks for it, especially when no one asks for it! I’d say that you are in need of help, and I am in need to give. So, come, follow me!”

Sister Fall was determined to find her brother a purpose; she could not stand to see someone so dejected in paradise. They wound their way through Hatuga until she happened upon an opportunity to help Brother Fall, which was discovered deep in a small grove of slightly submerged conifers.

“Brother Fall, see what I have found! I make mistakes, too, for I have flooded these grounds in my hurry. I haven’t the delicacy to open back up and receive the water burdening these poor trees. But perhaps you could stretch wide your mouth and drain these grounds of my mess? Doesn’t that sound like an excellent purpose?”

Brother Fall saw the land and was intimidated. It was vast, and every corner was tree-deep in water. But he intended to find his purpose and not disappoint his sister, so he opened up wide and sucked in the water. The water level lowered, and the trees began to cheer for him as they could breathe below again. Brother Fall felt accomplished. However, carrying the load downstream proved more difficult than simply lifting it. The water spilled out onto trees along his own banks, washing away the soil and causing the smaller ones to collapse. The air was filled with angry shouts from the foliage, and he was immediately ashamed at his failure.
Sister Fall refused to give up – she refused to let him give up, too. They wound their way through Hatuga until she happened upon another opportunity to help Brother Fall. This opportunity was lighted underground, in a dark, damp cave.

“Brother Fall, see what I have found! All this untapped water, hidden from those who need it, floating silently without a life to care for in the world. I cannot reach this water without flooding the caverns…is it possible for you to bring this abundance aboveground, to Hatuga? Doesn’t that sound like an excellent purpose?”

Brother Fall saw the land and was intimidated. It was vast, and every corner seemed jagged and unfamiliar. But he intended to find his purpose and not disappoint his sister, so he began to collect water from the cave. However, when he looked up, his temperature dropped twenty degrees under the glare of hundreds of irritated, glowing eyes. With furious squeaking, they plunged down at him and skimmed across his water with furry wings. Shivering, Brother Fall retreated within himself, only to find hundreds of whiskered pink fish swimming about his depths. They were oddly comforting, until one approached him with a raspy voice.
“Sir, could you raise your temperature a few degrees? It has grown surprisingly frigid.”

The fish had no eyes.

Roaring in fear, Brother Fall rushed out of the cave and back to his sister. The fish and bats jeered and laughed at him all the way, and he was later ashamed of his cowardice.
Sister Fall refused to give up, and refused to let him give up, too. They wound their way through Hatuga until she happened upon another opportunity to help Brother Fall, which was discovered in a very dry, remote area near the face of a thirsty cliff.

“Brother Fall, see what I have found! How the animals and vegetation pine for nourishing mouthfuls of water. You must give it to them! For, surely, if I were to stampede across the land, I would cause a mudslide and ruin hundreds of homes. So, please, Brother Fall, help those who exist in this barren place! Doesn’t that sound like an excellent purpose?”

Brother Fall saw the land and was intimidated. It was vast, and every corner seemed scalding to the touch. But he intended to find his purpose and not disappoint his sister, so he started on his trek across the small desert.

Brother Fall made good progress, and his sister felt pride in her work. As he was reaching the end of the seemingly short journey, something started to cloud his vision. Looking down, he realized with a nauseous feeling that it was steam.

His body was evaporating.

The dirt and sand had looked hot, but never did he imagine that he would wither away trying to conquer it. His sister now saw the danger. She pleaded for him to return, sorry for asking him to do something he couldn’t. But Brother Fall refused to give up, even if everyone stopped believing in him. The edge of the cliff was upon him: if he reached it, Sister Fall would be able to replenish his shallow bed. He ignored her calling and pressed onwards, no matter how the heat bore down on him, no matter how weak and heavy he felt despite how much lighter he was actually becoming. The edge was in sight – he was so close. Brother Fall reached out to send the last drop of himself over the cliff.

But there was no drop left to send. Yet, Brother Fall was no longer ashamed. Brother Fall was gone.

Distraught, Sister Fall’s waters receded as she cried silently to herself. She was sorry for trying to make Brother Fall something he couldn’t be, sorry for pushing him beyond his own limits, sorry that Mother Nature had chosen to bless her over him, though she made them equal. She wished that Brother Fall could have at least found his purpose, disappearing with happiness in his heart.

In a place both near to and far from the forest of Hatuga, Mother Nature heard Sister Fall’s lament – it brought a smile to her face. Little did Sister Fall know, but Brother Fall was not gone. Just because water may evaporate, does not mean it ceases to be; it simply becomes something else. Mother Nature took Brother Fall’s vapor, which had been gathering slowly, but surely, in the air from his hard work, and formed him into a good-sized raincloud.

When Sister Fall looked up to see Brother Fall, now Brother Raincloud, beaming down at her, she rejoiced. He was a marvelous raincloud, gray and gloomy looking, but filled with life on the inside. This life he poured down across all of Hatuga, thanks to Sister Fall’s relentless encouragement, and she passed it down to those who now relied on both of them. This is the constant passing cycle of life, making its turns atop the mountain in the secluded forest of Hatuga.

Mother Nature was pleased at the sight of her domain in its teeming glory, with Brother Raincloud and Sister Fall at the center of it all. She laughed to herself:

“Everything has a purpose, dear ones. Just because it is difficult to attain does not mean it is not there, so long as you keep an open mind. You never know if the path you seek is the one you will excel on or find happiness at the end of, after all. For the land is vast and every corner is concealing a new opportunity; you only need find the heart to reach out and grasp them for your own.”