239. Mojave Blink


one-two-three, morning hours pass

Driving down I-40

bushes on my right, wire to my left,

Fleeing fast from Cali

before LA traffic clogs the roads

Tripling my trip time

i’d rather pull a Céline Dion

And drive the live-long night

but morning brings strange blinking lights

Below the horizon line

as sunrise glows like rust-crusted loam

—A sliver, a streak, red twine—

thin as the skin my eyes cower behind

These lights isolated beckon to me

from mountains of sand dirtied by debris

An eye here and there winking my way

which will soon wind past them with the dawn of the day

stretch-clamp-stretch-clamp

Refusing to pull for a pause

my eyes squint past the haze in my brain

To follow those lights to their cause

whether nomads, machines, a government camp,

Alien crash site, solar grid amp,

the lights multiply like stars in the sky

of a night on the run from the sun’s burning blight

A paintbrush that melts shades of white into one

then streaks them across this void cruised along

‘Til I soar like a spacecraft at lightspeed

and my mind from its course feels freed

For a second, then dawn hits like a wall

smashing millions of lights into one burning ball

That colors my horizon as dusty as Mars

with blinks buried beneath, their graves just as far.


238. Slot


empty

so empty

oh won’t someone fill this slot o’ mine?

sure casinos are filled with newer machines

pop-cultured appeals and skin-deep screens

flashing and singing while I ring in the wings

with a modest three windows, lights throbbing green

begging the men to come pull my red knob

aching

none taking

watching my potentials pass along without a spin

too long it has been since a man came to me

gracious and playful and rich and carefree

asking no questions, just paying my fee

to pull this red knob in a hazened glee

notwithstanding their winnings only existing in dreams

lo

what’s this?

a man is sitting down now to bum his cigarette!

for the first time in forever I feel that lustful gaze

though his contributions are less than worthy praise

I shudder and I creak as rusty cogs muster glaze

to oil my inner goddess receiving love he sends my way

by filling my slot with increasing force and jerking my red knob

off

he splits

back into the sea of catcalling machines and beggars in makeup

quick

a moment

I could not decide whether to be grateful for his coming or his going

but I already had flushed him with every cent I hold

gushing from the strongbox stuffed by all the times I sold

my reels to passing fancies for a spin to warm the cold

set in these creaking gears o’ mine that owe their weight in gold

and so for love and longing the pit boss signs me up as scrap


237. Tempest


today I raged

at the wind

because that is the one force opposing

all the others displaced

there they are, over there—

stewing about on some other plane

where I can’t reach

I can see them!

but do nothing

shouting and shaking my fists with only the wind in response

“you bastard wind!” I shout

though it’s not really the wind

upsetting me

it is those, over there, I can see

but not touch

or touch

“leave me alone, you insufferable zephyr!”

then recant

for, if the wind goes,

what then can I rage at?

myself, supposing,

but I can reach myself

and who knows what might come of that

so I rage and add to the wind

with heating, bleating breath

until finally I am out of air

while the wind stays by my side

cooling me off and filling my lungs

just to yell at it again


Song of the Sprite


The forest of Hatuga is intentioned. Every miracle in nature is a precise mathematical equation – observable but beyond our own computations. Regardless, we can appreciate how these miracles affect us, move us, imbibe us with our own paths forward in a world where a meaning made to last is sometimes rarer than a miracle.

One miracle, felt by Hatugan Forest-Peoples of all directions, was a song. A song born of a fiddle, soft and bright, arriving with the dewdrops of a rainy noon as the heavens pour on cloudless days. This phenomenon happens once every lunar cycle, and has been deemed as a holiday of rest, to enjoy the comforting melody as it wafts through the trees. Every Hatugan near to the sound would stop their work, and prepare themselves for the rejuvenating strings – for rejuvenation takes a surprising amount of concentration. Faint and far away the song might seem, but, listen closely enough, and you would notice how every intricate note, plain as day, was playing inside your own mind.

One young man did not seek rejuvenation at this point in the lunar cycle. He sought inspiration; what was the secret of that song from the forest that made it so deserved in the minds and hearts of his fellow Hatugan? And why was his heart more moved to sing than to listen? To follow these questions, the young man pursued them into the depths of the forest, seeking out that isolated, intimate source.

Three days into his journey, some of which was comprised of beautiful, pointless circles, the young man happened upon another young man. They shared a good-natured talk, shallow perhaps, but still extending all the cordial respects granted to those with shared values, then continued on their separate ways. They soon realized their separate ways were not separate at all, not even vaguely similar, but very much exactly the same. And, as they glared at each other as if owed an explanation, they saw that another had joined their party, who was just as disappointingly confused to see his party-of-one expanding. And expanding, as more were tallied to the group, until they numbered seven in total.

The fifty-ton gator in the room finally had to be addressed, leading to volatile responses all around. The majority consensus was that each individual believed they had been called by the song, and it was their personally handpicked destiny to uncover its secrets. To what end? Well, some claimed they knew, and the rest deferred the question back to their destiny. But one thing they all knew: that their pursuit was their own, and no one else was entitled to take it away from them. Even if that meant taking away someone else’s pursuit instead.

Hatugans are not prone to inciting physical violence, and so the fire that raged from the sparks of iron clashing exploded into most inflammatory bickering. Underneath the cover of enormous radiant spores, argument after argument was jabbed between the fellow dreamers. They tried to outreason their opponents with their own reasoning, only to be reasoned away by another’s – so on and so long until the stars were even hiding until the differences in their similarities were resolved. Or, at least, they tired themselves out, which was even less likely.

Melting points had begun to spill over, mixing with other metals, but the sound had changed. Over the cacophony of frustration and bitterness, the mysterious song, for the first time in its history they were sure, began to play for the second time in one month. But, this time, it was next to them – still faint, but now spirited gracefully between them by a figure blithely fiddling on an ancient instrument, root and vine harnessed together by animal hair. It looked like it shouldn’t be able to make a noise at all, but the elegant figure, four heads taller than the tallest wanderer there, was extracting from that earthen fiddle the genuine melody that had inspired them all to venture into the depths of the forest in the first place.

“You argue about which of you is best equipped to learn this song,” said the figure in a melodic voice, now taking clearer shape as a pale greenish lady of elvish descent clothed in all the fineries of the fungal canopy above, “But you forget to ask three questions. Can it be taught?”

She struck a sharp chord with her bow. Immediately, the song seemed to be called from whichever far away recess it had been bouncing about in, like a bleating sheep called down from the mountains, into the grove. All were calmed as, for the first time in their experience as the audience, they felt the song right there next to them. Not within them, or far away without, but at their right side.

“At the same time you play, can you listen?” The elven lady moved her bow in rapid, staccatoed motions that shouldn’t have produced the song that was currently playing. But it was playing nonetheless, bouncing around behind her like an obedient puppy with a pulsating glow. The wanderers were mesmerized, and might have felt like joining in the dance had they not understood that to do so at that exact moment would provide an obvious no to the second question.

“And, lastly, why does it matter?” The sprite began to sing. Never in the song had they heard a voice before, now realizing that these notes were meant to compliment and enhance the sound of the fiddle, rather than offer its own tangent of cluttered meter and notes. Her long willow hair swept around each dreamer individually, spreading a warmth among the party as they realized that each one of them had been graced with the secret of the song. Almost unconcerned, or perhaps trusting that the song was now with them and she no longer needed to be there, the sprite and her fiddle disappeared between the mushrooms, slowly rising until the song had spread across the germinating flora above them and absorbed by the dark of the forest.

The wanderers split up. Each returned to their home, almost in a trance. The productive kind.

For three months, nothing seemed to come of this encounter, and the lunar holiday continued on time after that abnormal encore that was the talk of the towns for a time. Then, rumors spread throughout Hatuga, that one young woman was promising that she had, in fact, discovered the secret of the song. Those rumors turned into advertisements, for this young woman had gathered a band together, which would be performing her own reinvented interpretations on the original song for a live audience.

The first few shows were sold out, and the tour was a raving success for fifteen days. But fatigue set in, and the young woman became unsure that she could reach these same highs if she tried to pull off the same event again. Moreover, her songs were extremely difficult to write, originality always clashing with popularity, and the pressures of expectation were mounting. After the tour, content with a pseudo-satisfaction that she could claim to have been a great artist at some moment or other while reminiscing on her past success, the young woman retired from the music business to focus a little bit more on herself.

The rest of the wanderers were not so visible to the public eye as they wrestled with the secret of the song. The second wanderer had become jealous, having put all of his advertisements for the same sort of event the young woman was throwing in all of the wrong places, and so his concert never really picked up at all. Another wanderer became daunted by the task put before her, and decided that criticizing the song was cathartically quicker and expended less effort than trying to build or improve it. These two linked arms, and devoted their time to tearing down the systems that valued the song of the sprite – even going so far in their bitter exclusion to lobby in public for the lunar holiday to be scrubbed from their calendar.

The fourth wanderer dove into a focused study and appreciation of the things that had been revealed to him. In fact, he became so focused, so studious, that nobody in Hatuga could really tell you what those revelations were. He would always assure you, when asked, that he was improving the formulas, heightening the notes, drawing power from words unspoken except by the heart. And, if you asked him to elaborate, he would dance around the subject like the elven sprite, now a faded image in his mind, and never really give you anything tangible to understand or appreciate. But he seemed satisfied in his studies, so perhaps there was some meaning to it, and perhaps he would arrive at a shareable conclusion one day.

The fifth wanderer became a menace. Not intentionally, but their shared love of the song and themselves merged to create a sort of monster that could only be satiated by sharing both with the world. The collective groan of Hatugans everywhere as she would arrive, from nowhere to right in the middle of a private interaction, would send Hatugans fleeing in all directions. She played her version of the song with no rhyme or reason to it being played, except that she liked to hear herself playing it, and hardly wondered why her audience couldn’t sit still for one second longer to share in the joys that had been revealed to her.

The sixth wanderer thought on his experience, appreciated it, and started a family. He enjoyed recounting the story to his children, to inspire them and fill them with wonder and an appreciation for purpose. But it was in the higher sphere of spirituality that the song belonged, not in his practical life. And so he kept it at arm’s length while focusing his efforts on things that were kept only at a finger’s length. He found satisfaction in this, as did his family, and it heightened their appreciation of the lunar holiday more than most of their Hatugan neighbors.

For a year, no one heard or saw the seventh wanderer. He seemed to disappear from community altogether, and the villagefolk were genuinely curious what had happened to him. Then, one lunar holiday at the start of a new year, everyone became aware of a change in the song. It was natural, beautiful, somehow deeper and more complex, but still filled with all the subtle magic in the original. This did not start off as the public perception, however, as many insisted it was still just the same old song, just with the added effect of ambient noise that didn’t fully recognize the lunar holiday or appreciation the purity of the song.

But, over time, more and more became aware of this change. It did not replace the song they had grown up with, but enhanced it, grew with it, and gave a little more spirit to the lunar holiday than a mere day of rest and rejuvenation. It became a day of inspiration, filling them with hope for their individual pursuits, and reminding them to let the day pass through them, rather than just pass through the day. And, while everyone knew this new song to be the seventh wanderer’s work, especially those close to him, no one quite understand how he got there, or where he had gone. But since they were filled with the inspiration, it was a blessing every lunar holiday to remember, deep down, that they could find out, too.


World Class


I’ve been all over the world
And it has been all over me
From the cultures in my head
To the landscapes in my knees
As I searched for one superior
That might lay my heart to rest –
For the Earth is like a market
And I demand the very best

But as I searched all over the world
It became evident to me
That the cultures were less productive now
Than society would hope we believe
And the people are obsessed with trifles
That do little to inspire with zest
And so I end up puzzling
Why the Earth has failed my test.

I know now what resonates all over the world
Is not culture, but you and me;
Individuals who make an impact,
Ignore the forest for the tree
To soar among the clouds and stars
And leave behind their nest
Above the world, which must look up,
Beholden to their crest.

I have been all over the world
And it has been all over me,
So I’ll save you the trip, reveal what makes it whirl:
Men, not man, make history.


Shit on a Shingle


When I first saw you sitting there
In the street flat on your derrière
One with the mud
Covered in crud
I thought, “How nasty is she.”
But after a few pints knocked back
My longing just picked up the slack
And now I can say
This fact, clear as day,
That lovin’ you tastes just as good
As shit on a shingle!

Some might claim my taste is shot
Or I’m out of my mind.
Some might say you taste like snot
Or have a loose behind.
They’d find you more appealing
Given the chance to mingle –
Which is why I say you are
My little shit on a shingle.

I tried my hardest to get you to bathe
And you foil my attempts to get you to shave
Your teeth are all crooked
Your low voice is shooked
And I’d have it no other way.
All the fellas’ heads turn as you pass
Cause your vocabulary is crass
But your beer gut jiggle
And your idiot giggle
Remind me that you’re just as tasty
As shit on a shingle!

I sometimes feel I second-guess
How much lee you weigh
And see my life is a real big mess
When you steal away my day.
But there are moments that make it better
To be with you than single –
And there are far worse things to eat
Than shit on a shingle!

Yeah, babe, you’re a vagrant at heart
As am I if you couldn’t tell
Which explains why
We shouldn’t try
To bite off more than we chew.
So I’ll give up what I thought I wanted,
Content to settle on being taunted,
For they don’t understand
How a plain starving man
Would count himself lucky to, morning and night,
Eat nothing but shit on a shingle!


Leave My Hangover Alone


turn off the lights
get back in bed
all i ask is for some peace and quiet
my swimming head
my bulging eyes
i’m trying to take the peace when I can get it
yes i know i know
i haven’t had a drink
in three days
but my head still hurts
and my heart still hurts
and it’s better to blame it all
on too much alcohol
then to look around for something I can’t fix
and most of the time
can’t even see
yes, better to hold your peace while you can
in the comfort of a little hangover
safe inside your head
so turn off the lights
and get back in bed
and give me back my peace and quiet.


The Last Kringle


I am a self-made kachillionaire
Who has experienced many a thing
Only to find it all a flop
And opposite inspiring.
Every outing proves a nuisance –
Every meeting is a bore –
Every holiday does ache me –
Every greeting an eyesore.
So I funneled all my resources
In an expedition to the North
Where I hoped to find a childhood dream
Who might make my money’s worth.

For the only thing which brings me hope
In a land tainted by spite
Is to find that fabled Santa Claus
And bring his deeds to light.
Look at how each child has lost
The wonder childhood holds
As selfish adults weigh them down
With the miseries they’re told.
We don’t believe in anything –
Only the loss of what was naught!
And I hate that I, a kachillionaire,
Are now plagued by these bleak thoughts.

Therefore! Sparing no expense
I gathered craft and crew
To humor this which leaves me bent
Or chalk my life askew.
The news crews all were blazing
To explain my sudden craze
But their theories were just glazing
Meant to sour public praise
For a slew of hopeless, bitter grumps
Felt my dying wallet’s throes,
But more hoped for us in their hearts
Who sought action over prose.

Act I did! Through glacier peak
We drilled straight for the Pole
To discover there was nothing there
But a dark, depressing hole,
The circumference of which ran for miles
And echoed all our shouts
As if to affirm we’d wasted time
And curse us with nothing but doubts.
My team had been handpicked
And our journey silky smooth
But the certain onset of failure
Threw off their professional groove.
They yelled and groaned or sat there, silent –
True signs of giving out-
They blamed each other. Then they blamed me
In the comfort of furious doubt.
My answer was to plunge fast over the edge –
Hope and rope firmly in hand –
Against all cries for me to return
To the despair of my fellow man.

Towards the bowels of the Earth I dove headlong
With the passion of escape –
Down a throat darkened with ice,
Swiftly seeking the nape.
The rope cracked taut, my senses lost
Their calm and stable bearing –
When my blurry vision finally cleared
I thought my sanity was tearing.
For, just thirty feet below,
Like a sea-beast breaching nigh,
Was a starship larger than a liner
Lined with lights bright as Dubai.
I cut my cord, hit the deck
And might have slid right off
If a hundred little mitts retracted
Instead of hoisting me aloft
And dragging me through a tight porthole.
My face blasted with heat
Like the snug embrace of a fireplace
Returning life to frozen feet
That might have run from beady eyes
Glowing warm all round about
If the inner depths did not now echo
From a deep-bellied jolly shout:
“Hohoho! Our guest arrives?
Please, Elves, do show him in!
His present is quite ready,
So our feast will soon begin!”

The Elves, so-called, but more akin
To blue gel-filled gingerbread men,
Rang out in joyful din
That brightened up their den
While lifting me high with gelatinous arms
To spirit me through tunnels winding
I peered through the gloom of their metallic ship
With its steam-spewing vents a-blinding –
Yet all above us twinkling bulbs
Draped down ‘long every pipe
Pulsing gently like stars in a desert sky,
Shaped like sweets of every type –
Golden tinsel snaked through guardrails
Lining platforms that we crossed
As the echoes dark below us
Floated faint “Ar Hyd Y Nos.”
We reached a door embossed –
Poinsettias carved on frame –
And, as the elves led me inside,
I heard him call my name.

Striding into the velveteen dining room
Paneled with a library’s choicest oak
I spied a spread of meats and veggies
That smelled of faintly fragrant smoke.
At the end of the table, in one of two chairs
Sat a portly, pensive fellow
Who I knew could only be Santa Claus
By his clothes, his twinkle, his bellow,
Down to his nose were as the legends tell
And I had finally proved
That hope in the unreal was not yet lost…
So why did I feel so unmoved?
“You’ll pardon me,” he chuckled deeply,
“If I ask you to sit here beside.
The wish that you carry is mature in its years
And might find my lap undignified.
For I know what you’ve come to ask me
Though you don’t quite know it yourself
Since you’re convinced beholding my person
Is enough to put fears on the shelf.
But, after you’ve lost your faith in the season
And in the future of mankind,
You realize, standing there before me,
To think you’ve fixed things makes you blind.”
“How do you know this?” I muttered softly,
Sinking in my chair with despair.
He smiled and sighed, gazing into the furnace behind us,
“Because even I’ve been there.”

“Just a few centuries ago
On a planet much like this
Was a species much like yours
Living in ignorant bliss.
Everything we always shared,
Communities tight-knit,
Our civilization blossoming
With an ever-expanding kit
Of technology a human could only dream of –
Like my elves who welcomed you –
And my sleigh, a smaller spaceship,
Powered by spiritual fuel.
With reliable resources
And a stable way of life
We began to feel unvalued.
Lack of purpose, like a knife,
Divided friends and family
By values and the need
To be overappreciated,
A hunger that did feed
On politics, religion,
Relationships and schools,
Entertainment, financial arrangements
And simple social rules
That had us at each other’s throats –
A maddening plague of the head
Where selfishness and always getting
Left all true Givers dead.
As last of the Kringles, I do feel some shame
Leaving my planet behind
To grapple with doubts that you and I share
And Lo! Was lucky to find
This planet of yours, with Givers abound
Who selflessly offered in spite
Of their lack of resources and very ill health
From the dark cold of Christmas night.
Inspired by hope and the joy of the season,
I decided to lend them a hand
By producing some gifts I made in this ship
And spreading them across your land.
Yet, as your planet matured and was met with progress,
Those Givers rapidly dwindled
And I fear that I played some part in this –
A spool round which their thread spindled.
Your species has somehow got in their head
They deserve more than they should expect –
To tap on all shoulders, to knock on all doors,
Cup their hands each moment they get.
Is this all my fault? Have I spoiled them to death?
Literally, can’t stress it enough,
Since the start of the plague that ruined my homeworld
Found the root of its rot in our stuff.”

I nodded, agreeing, then told him all
That I had witnessed firsthand;
How its music and friends, its newfangled trends
And an addiction to the broadband
Cultivated a culture that made me ashamed
Yet, somehow, spared me its lure –
Which, I believe, was thanks to this man
Who offered us all a brief cure:
The wonder and hope for what we can’t see
Gives our childhood a brief respite
To prepare for pursual of our farthest dreams
Though the world wants to crush it in spite.
I know that I, a kachillionaire,
Would not have reached for the moon
If it did not strike me normal at nine
That a sleigh could fly ‘cross it to grant me a boon.
Though my future is thanks to my hard work
The belief it could even be got
Was renewed each comforting Christmas morn
So it may never be forgot.

Santa laughed and thanked me
As we cut the Christmas goose –
I could have sworn I saw a tear
From his eyes’ twinkles had skated loose.
“Your words are kind, I thank you.
I never do forget
Of what inspired Santa Claus,
But some things I regret.
You may have noticed, but held back:
There is no Mrs. Claus.
My elves are artificial
With dextrous digital paws.
My reindeer are the spirits
Who evacuated with yours truly
For they knew that nature was fruitless
With no one to see it grow unruly.
But my point…” he cleared his throat
And glanced off to the right
Where, casting glimmers on the rug,
Loomed a spruce of towering height
Catching each lick of flames fireplace –
Tongues of purple on every limb –
It was calming, soothing, to stare at it,
And I felt some inner peace within.
“This Christmas Tree I took from home –
An anomaly there as is here –
And only when loneliness clutched at my neck
Did those Christmas Dream Fires appear.
They burn with the hopes of all children
And whisper their prayers in my ear,
Which, with my limited power,
I set out to grant for their cheer.
It brings me fulfillment and joy
I could not otherwise have received –
Selfless or not, my life’s purpose
Was for the good of others achieved.”

Santa rose – I now realized
How humble he was on his throne,
But now that he stood with conviction
It was clear ten feet he had grown –
“Find your tree. Not inspiration
That sends you off in a mad dash,
But someone to hold your aching heart dear
Like the embrace of a warm winter sash
To keep you from freezing, to keep you held fast
Lest your mind beginning to wander
Forgets the importance of people you know
And time with no rhythm is squandered.
For pursuits that affect no one but you
And dreams for yourself you’ve been seeking
Are as formless as ghosts in the cold winter chill
And disappoint like pathological peeking.”
Drawn on by his charge, and my own perplexion,
I opened my eyes just to see
Before me was parked that classic sleigh model
Soaring through childhood fantasies.
Santa helped me on board with a firm gloved hand
And I could see the joy on his brow
As blue shimmering beasts on the wind coalesced
And hitched themselves to the sleigh’s bow.
He roared in a language no linguist would know
And up through the ship we ascended –
Through steam and machines, I saw his faux elves
Pausing to wave from the toys that they tended.
Up, up, we rose vertically through the hole
I had plunged with no thought for the after
Until we hovered over the surface at last
And were greeted by merriest laughter
From the doubters! The blamers! My despondent crew
Giving up before they had been tested.
And I couldn’t believe just how happy they seemed
At their precious hard doubts being bested.

That campsite fell far behind us
As we dashed for the thick of the Eve
With Northern Lights guiding the helm
And I grasping tight to Nick’s sleeve.
It felt like a dream, to be up there,
And I could not describe my elation
Until it was over – my ears painfully popped
From an acute drop in elevation.
We landed atop the penthouse suite
Of a scraper in New York I owned
And I suddenly felt so very ashamed
At how empty and unlike a home-
But Santa interrupted that thought with a clap on the back,
“Off with you, I’ve presents to bring.”
I stumbled off onto the snow-laden roof
As his ethereal reindeer started to sing.
“Now remember, my friend, the tale I have told.
From here, it’s all up to you.
Find your tree, root it, let it grow out
With voices you know to be true.
Some Yules might be lonely, be ready for that,
But know it’s all right in the end
For Givers are ready to receive what you are
And you’ll never be lacking a friend.”

With a crack of his reins, the lights shot right off
With that jolly old man on the winds
As I turned back inside, shivering and cold,
But with a heat rising high from within.
The penthouse echoed as I opened the door –
No decorations, I had left on my quest –
Except for one tiny addition: a gift from Kris Kringle
And the source of the warmth in my chest.
Potted there on the sill, against the black sky
Turning orange with a sun poised to rise
Was a cut from Nick’s tree, lit by faint purple flame
That flickered with its muffled sigh.
So, by the gleam of the dawn on this glad Christmas Day
I make a vow by this blessed branch:
To emanate hope for us all – we all need it –
And to give those who want it a chance.
Our lives are not ours, but a gift from above
And while purpose pursuing our scheme
Is essential, it’s just means, never ever the end.
We need each other to realize dreams.


Riding the Rot


On the Eve of All Hallow’s fright
In the wax of the moon’s orange light
A pumpkin was born.
Then dawn brought the morn
And with it the end of night.

A simplistic sequence of events
Expected without consequence,
But not for that sprout
Who hadn’t a doubt
He would perish before Winter was spent.

Oh, what a frightful thought –
To be germinated for naught!
Since every gourd’s dream
Pointed towards Halloween
As the highest purpose they’ve got.

Yet here lay our poor late bloomer
Doing his best to hold back bad humor
At knowing he’d die –
Reach that patch in the sky
And regret being born not one hour sooner.

Most would chalk up his moment as passed,
But our pumpkin would not say, “Alas!”
And instead with resolve
He refused to dissolve
Until Halloween returned at last.

As November swiftly arrived
He shriveled a smidge just to hide
At the feet of dead trees
Among same-colored leaves
From folks wanting to stuff him in pie.

He learned how he might reach his goal:
Use a greenhouse to weather the cold!
So a letter he wrote
To that Toyman of note
And mailed it off to the North Pole.

Snow came to cover the ground,
Blanketing farmland to sound –
But our Jack-O to-be
And the house of his dreams
In that whitescape could nowhere be found.

When Spring came to thaw off the ice
The farmers were struck with surprise
At the pumpkin revealed –
Its fate not quite sealed,
Pushing past its expected demise.

But the cold had taken a toll –
Left it withered and slithered by mold
But, thanks to this rot,
Farmers decided to not
Bother trying to get this gourd sold.

Still its fame increased cross the land
As Summer brought down its hot hand –
While it grew great in size
More hideous to the eye
And its hourglass never spent sand.

When October’s approach was nigh,
All came to the farm just to spy
That impressive fruit
To whom Nature was moot
And its dream helped it outlast the sky.

A year’s worth of rotting in place
Made it spookier – not a disgrace.
So, with no carving needed,
Our natural Jack-O greeted
Halloween with a smile on its face.


A Plane Conversation


“Hey, you! Yeah, you! Nice to see a fellow Nihilist, among all these screaming idiots.”


“Huh?…Oh, um…What makes you say that?”


“All things considering, how calm you are. But I can also see a hint of resignation in your eyes…

the kind of resignation I’m familiar with.”


“Sorry, but no, you’re wrong. I’m not a Nihilist.”


“Hmph. Really. Just shocked stupid then, I guess?”


“Praying, actually. You kinda interrupted me.”


“Praying? That’s strange, did you know your eyes were wide open?”


“I’m pretty sure God can still hear me with my eyes wide open.”


“Ah, yes, of course. Of course He can. I mean, if you’re so pretty sure about it-“


“I am. You were right about the resignation part, though.”


“Yeah? Thought you Christians were optimists and all that?”


“I’m a Christian, not an optimist. Actually, I bet you and I have a similar outlook. To you, life begins death, right? To me, death begins life. Either way, our time’s pretty worthless.”


“Ha-hah, you’re right, absolutely right! But hey, now, that’s my line!”


“No time to let you say it. Looks like our plane’s about to hit the water.”


“And to think, I was just getting interested. First Christian Nihilist I’ve seen in a while, and I don’t even get two minutes to pick his brain. Figures. Life’s a bitch, ain’t it?”


“C’est la vie. Anyone else might wonder you really were a Nihilist, if they heard you say that.”


“They’re too busy screaming. But why would…oh, ha-hah! Shit, pal, you got me th-“